Shart: that uncomfortable feeling you get when your last fart may have overshot the mark.
"If it was the 100m I could have believed it...
....but I never expected Usain Bolt would $h!t all over me in a marathon!!"
Warren had had 11 miles since the drinks station to regret telling his wife last night that she was too fat.
Of the 30,000 spectators, 99% of those surveyed thought Warren had got his priorities wrong. On the downwind side of the road it was 99.999%
If he was to win, Warren knew he would have to pull something special out of his arse in the final Km...
...closer inspection proved his options were limited.
Golden
After the incident with the postie had left his bicycle damaged Flysurfer had to run to work
Having spent much of last summer SUPping Roger had this year found a sport that was more pleasurable for both himself and for others around him
The second half of the Proclaimer's had started to think that whilst running 500 miles just to be by her side was probably romantic, perhaps a bunch a roses would have been more sensible than running 500 more.
Pictures have emerged of early failures of the new North shock.XTR one for all - all in one body odour absorbing surfwear range
Roger couldn't wait to get home to see if his back mounted GoPro had captured all the excitment of his first marathon
Damn it!
If I finish first, I just know they'll dub me "Winnie" for the rest of my life. 
Stuart was starting to regret granny's do-it-yourself natural chaffing remedy...
