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Carantoc > 9 months ago, 6 Feb 2019

Carantoc

7194 posts

6 Feb 2019 7:11pm

I am sure for the people in FNQ the situation isn't too funny, but... well... you have to lighten the mood sometimes :

Sparky

1122 posts

6 Feb 2019 8:53pm

the brochure said there was a swim up bar

Clarrie67

31 posts

6 Feb 2019 9:37pm

No wind suppose better take the missus out... get the points up.

CAN17

575 posts

7 Feb 2019 3:30am

He says....the neighbours are so much cooler then us.

His wife says...stop waving

mr love

VIC

2415 posts

7 Feb 2019 6:47am

Mate...Seen the recycle bin? Gotta chuck this.

FormulaNova

15090 posts

7 Feb 2019 5:17am

I know you said kite foiling was fun, but this is out of this world!

FormulaNova

15090 posts

7 Feb 2019 5:24am

Cletus wanted to escape the flood with all that he held valuable, but didn't know what to do when Sharon jumped on as well.

Sparky

1122 posts

7 Feb 2019 6:57am

Clive Palmer spent so much on political advertising that he couldn't afford Leo or Kate for his Titanic remake.

Harrow

NSW

4521 posts

7 Feb 2019 11:28am

Phew, managed to save the house and contents.

Jetlag

NSW

194 posts

7 Feb 2019 11:57am

News Flash after Palmer's Shock Election Win ----- "Aussie Boat People arriving in droves on the coast of Indonesia"

MarkSSC

QLD

642 posts

7 Feb 2019 11:17pm

The shirtless investor decides to float his stocks while the rest of the town goes into liquidation

Mastbender

1972 posts

10 Feb 2019 3:14am

"Listen, you shirtless, ugly, prick, where the beer goes, I goes, and don't you ever try to leave me behind again!"
"Shut up you bitch, I don't want to hear it!"

Tardy

5292 posts

10 Feb 2019 5:03am

I said do the move tabletop .

no move with ya table top ,you clown .

da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

10 Feb 2019 10:38am

Budget constraints severely impact Scott Morrison's 250 Year Endeavour Re-enactment.

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

10 Feb 2019 11:00am

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If you didn't think it the first time u looked at her , the sign on her head confirms it.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

11 Feb 2019 6:28pm

The Australian tropics version of the ol' Pie Van...

clarence

TAS

979 posts

11 Feb 2019 7:57pm

Mike Waltze proved he was the king of Hookipa by windsurfing on a door.

Crystal thought she could be the queen of Tallahassee by getting pissed on a fridge.

theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

13 Feb 2019 2:35pm

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Climactic scene from the Australian remake of James Cameron's eternal classic, titled....
"bogantannic"
'Nah fark off jack ya cant, there's no farkin room'
'fark off rose ya cant, gotta keep me hand dry to light me ciggies'

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

13 Feb 2019 1:40pm

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clarence said..
Mike Waltze proved he was the king of Hookipa by windsurfing on a door.

Crystal thought she could be the queen of Tallahassee by getting pissed on a fridge.

Cut the corners off and you have a Starboard Start.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

13 Feb 2019 9:26pm

Tampa Mk2, It only cost ScoMo two six packs and a packet of durries, but I don't think the voting public will buy it....

Chris6791

3271 posts

19 Feb 2019 8:32am

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Redneck Ark 2.0

Carantoc

7194 posts

23 Feb 2019 4:44pm

I like to think that everyone is a winner.

But I'll nominate Jetlag and the boat people travelling north as the winnerest.

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