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Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
17 Jul 2017 9:09pm
and now, returning to something with a windsurfing flavour.....
(courtesy of our 'funny images' thread)


Jono77
Jono77
WA
356 posts
WA, 356 posts
17 Jul 2017 7:35pm
It's good to see everyone adhering to the compulsory PFD's (personal flotation device) legislation. Some PFD's seem a little bulky though.
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
17 Jul 2017 8:11pm
Omg, she is totally and utterly outrageous!! She doesn't have a fin on that board!!!! WHAT!!
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
17 Jul 2017 8:12pm
Her wetsuit is busted.
Jono77
Jono77
WA
356 posts
WA, 356 posts
17 Jul 2017 8:25pm
Needs more downhaul
Mastbender
Mastbender
1972 posts
1972 posts
18 Jul 2017 2:21am
Before discovering her singing voice, Rihanna started out as an overweight girl trying windsurfing for the first time, she failed, but her screaming was beautiful, so now you know the rest of the story. Now days she a successful recording artist who won't even stand up on a board anymore.




ka43
ka43
NSW
3101 posts
NSW, 3101 posts
18 Jul 2017 7:34am
"Look and Im dead, look and Im dead"
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4937 posts
QLD, 4937 posts
18 Jul 2017 9:37am
Extreme Ninja training. If he can pass the no look test he can accomplish anything !
( its the deleted scene from the Karate Kid , " always look in di eye Danialson ")
Paddles B'mere
Paddles B'mere
QLD
3586 posts
QLD, 3586 posts
18 Jul 2017 11:03am
will it look suss if i pull my sunnies down AFTER I've started talking to her?
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
18 Jul 2017 11:18am


Coming to a new country to start afresh, Shenequa makes her first mistake with the local lingo....

"Yeah, ...like, ...all that asymmetrical foil stuff is kinda interesting and all, but what has that got to do with the pole dancing training I signed up for???..."
Jetlag
Jetlag
NSW
195 posts
NSW, 195 posts
18 Jul 2017 1:18pm
Don't worry if you hear whistling while you're out on the water........that'll be your cleavage !!
Plainview
Plainview
WA
179 posts
WA, 179 posts
18 Jul 2017 12:20pm
Took me a solid 30 minutes of staring at this photo to realise it's been photoshopped... that guy's wearing boardies over his wetsuit so there must've been a kiteboard instead of a windsurfer in the original photo.
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
18 Jul 2017 3:51pm
Thinks to himself with disinterest: "I really wanna teach kitesurfing."
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
18 Jul 2017 3:43pm
Not a caption, but a pondering. Do you think the suit could actually do up? Where's Macroscien? Any structural engineers? Physicists?
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
18 Jul 2017 7:06pm
....and it was around about this time, the invention came to John in a vision....


the 'Camber Inducer' -for enhanced luff curve
Jono77
Jono77
WA
356 posts
WA, 356 posts
18 Jul 2017 7:26pm
Sparky said..
Not a caption, but a pondering. Do you think the suit could actually do up? Where's Macroscien? Any structural engineers? Physicists?


I think the wetsuits warranty would be void as I don't think it is being used within reasonable limits and would be considered to be put under extreme, unforeseen pressures that the product was not designed to withstand.
Von
Von
SA
104 posts
Von Von
SA, 104 posts
18 Jul 2017 9:06pm
Jono77 said..


I think the wetsuits warranty would be void as I don't think it is being used within reasonable limits and would be considered to be put under extreme, unforeseen pressures that the product was not designed to withstand.


Her's or his?
eckas
eckas
NSW
323 posts
NSW, 323 posts
18 Jul 2017 9:45pm
On this occasion, our friendly windsurfing instructor decided that providing his instructee with a harness was pointless...she would have no way of seeing if she was hooked in or not...
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
19 Jul 2017 7:20am
To avoid any trouble the resort got a kitesurfer (note boardshorts over wetsuit) to instruct this particular student.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
19 Jul 2017 5:33pm
Instructor -
"...and you'll notice, it's got a lot of double concave through to vee, to iron out the bumps,
umm, hang on,
....how should I rephrase that...?"
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
19 Jul 2017 5:57pm
After giving Sarah her first windsurfing lesson, Antoinne knew that she had big things in front of her
BSN101
BSN101
WA
2390 posts
WA, 2390 posts
19 Jul 2017 5:21pm
Jono77 said..
Needs more downhaul


Whilst her suit could do with some "uphaul"
G30ff0
G30ff0
NSW
128 posts
NSW, 128 posts
19 Jul 2017 7:42pm
BSN101 said..

Jono77 said..
Needs more downhaul



Whilst her suit could do with some "uphaul"


^^ Or for once there might be enough downhaul (on the wetsuit)?
G30ff0
G30ff0
NSW
128 posts
NSW, 128 posts
19 Jul 2017 7:42pm
BSN101 said..

Jono77 said..
Needs more downhaul



Whilst her suit could do with some "uphaul"


^^ Or for once there might be enough downhaul (on the wetsuit)?
Mastbender
Mastbender
1972 posts
1972 posts
20 Jul 2017 3:12am
G30ff0 said..

^^ Or for once there might be enough downhaul (on the wetsuit)?


That would depend on your,,,,,,,,,, point of view. More down haul for tubby chasers, less for everyone else.
John340
John340
QLD
3410 posts
QLD, 3410 posts
20 Jul 2017 4:35pm
I'll draw a map in the sand, meet me in the apartment on the top floor opposite the cafe. I get of at 4
Orange Whip
Orange Whip
QLD
1080 posts
QLD, 1080 posts
20 Jul 2017 9:25pm





Magic's missus has been away for 3 months so he takes her windsurfing
LeStef
LeStef
ACT
514 posts
ACT, 514 posts
22 Jul 2017 12:11am
And then... hum, if you want to go up wind, hum... hum, you need to pull on these, hum... what was I saying again?
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
22 Jul 2017 9:17am
And this bit's called the yuge, uh yuge, uh UJ.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
22 Jul 2017 10:38am
Great Moments in Windsurfing History - Prototype testing of the original waist harness:

After unforeseen problems started to surface with the ubiquitous chest harness, a prototype waist harness was developed as a potential replacement.

The original test pilot, shown here preparing for her historic moment, reported the harness staying in place and not riding up to the armpits, so the concept was rushed to the marketplace.

To this day, manufacturers are at a loss to explain why the final product couldn't match the rock solid performance of the test sample...
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
22 Jul 2017 11:37am
I didn't know you could buy a wetsuit with airbags.
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