CC #429 (Humour) | Windsurfing Forums, page 1

Enable JavaScript to get the best experience.

Search Subscribed Topics Active Topics

CC #429

Created by

albers > 9 months ago, 26 Oct 2016

N1GEL

NSW

861 posts

26 Oct 2016 8:18am

"Good God... scones with bacon and maple syrup! Jeeves, take the corgis and ready the jet. I won't spend another minute with these American heathens".

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

26 Oct 2016 7:19am

Ten dollars for a hotdog ? That's ridiculous !....They have cheese and relish Ma am.

Mastbender

1972 posts

26 Oct 2016 5:39am

No thanks, I just finished one and I'm already percolating.

Tardy

5292 posts

26 Oct 2016 5:53am

Is there any Corgi in it ........,yes mam it's a mut cake .

Beaglebuddy

1595 posts

26 Oct 2016 6:19am

Select to expand quote

Good gosh, that was a shart....

elmo

8879 posts

26 Oct 2016 6:32am

Philip, put your pants back on

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

26 Oct 2016 9:57am

"Yes ma'am, it will be either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump."

elmo

8879 posts

26 Oct 2016 7:42am

Somebodies playing MJ's "Thriller"

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

26 Oct 2016 11:05am

Select to expand quote

Care for a Corgi Burger, Your Majesty?

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

26 Oct 2016 11:20am

...and the Andrew said he wanted the State to pay for Beatrice and Eugenie. Can you imagine!?

'Yes indeed Ma'am, it has been a very busy morning of meeting and greeting all those commoners'

'But after tea you will be able to relax as the next official engagement is an hour of watching the kitesurfers'

Carantoc

7194 posts

26 Oct 2016 9:23am

'Excuse me your Majesty, N1GEL has arrived, set up the projector and is ready to commence his Powerpoint presentation on his thought process in determining the winner of Caption Comp #428'

Carantoc

7194 posts

26 Oct 2016 9:28am

May we present the nominee for a dual OA and OBE, all the way from the far corner of the colonies .................. Laurie

....

No, Ma'am he is a bit like Madonna or Prince, it is just ..... Laurie

Carantoc

7194 posts

26 Oct 2016 9:30am

'Very honoured to meet you Ma'am. My name is PeterMac33 ........

N1GEL

NSW

861 posts

26 Oct 2016 2:23pm

"I told Chuckie I would rule till I'm one hundred and eighty...

and he be like..."

ka43

NSW

3097 posts

26 Oct 2016 3:25pm

"Vegemite roll? One does not eat that antipodean swill"

theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

26 Oct 2016 4:12pm

Select to expand quote

oh, that wasn't a fart

Heisenberg

44 posts

26 Oct 2016 1:25pm

Good golly gosh. I haven't seen buns that firm since the plumber bent over to fix my pipes.

Heisenberg

44 posts

26 Oct 2016 1:34pm

Did someone just pinch my buns!!!!

Tardy

5292 posts

26 Oct 2016 2:19pm

This acid trip has just kicked in ...

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

26 Oct 2016 6:27pm

"Donald, you may think you are a celebrity...but you most certainly can not grab me there..."

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

26 Oct 2016 6:30pm

"oh good gracious, after that dodgy Indian lunch function I think one's just suffered an early BREXIT of one's own..."

Mark _australia

23526 posts

26 Oct 2016 4:58pm

"oooh that whole time they have been saying 'Regina' now I get it..."

Orange Whip

QLD

1074 posts

26 Oct 2016 7:06pm

Select to expand quote

albers said..

The Queen receives confirmation from a second DNA test proving that Charles really is the father of Will and Harry

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

26 Oct 2016 8:22pm

Select to expand quote

Tardy said..
This acid trip has just kicked in ...

There is no way I could eat anything right now

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

26 Oct 2016 8:25pm

Select to expand quote

Imax1 said..

Tardy said..
This acid trip has just kicked in ...

There is no way I could eat anything right now

Those scones are crying

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

26 Oct 2016 8:26pm

Select to expand quote

Imax1 said..

Tardy said..
This acid trip has just kicked in ...

There is no way I could eat anything right now

Those scones are crying

**** it's bright right now !

Parked

NSW

169 posts

26 Oct 2016 10:06pm

I'm not swallowing that!

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

26 Oct 2016 9:21pm

after a Sherry or two, HRH loved to recount the story of her honeymoon and the moment she learnt of Philip's heritage...

Mark (AUS-746)

QLD

66 posts

26 Oct 2016 10:55pm

The next Australian that puts their hand on my arse, I will ......

Loading more posts...

Please Register, or first...

Topics Reply

CC #429

albers

N1GEL

Richiefish

Mastbender

Tardy

Beaglebuddy

elmo

evlPanda

elmo

Bondalucci

Stuthepirate

Carantoc

Carantoc

Carantoc

Carantoc

N1GEL

ka43

theDoctor

Heisenberg

Heisenberg

Tardy

Waterloo

Waterloo

Mark _australia

Orange Whip

Imax1

Imax1

Imax1

Parked

Waterloo

Mark (AUS-746)

Know before you go

Download the Seabreeze app for
iOS or Android.

Weather

Activities

About

Support

CC #429

albers

N1GEL

Richiefish

Mastbender

Tardy

Beaglebuddy

elmo

evlPanda

elmo

Bondalucci

Stuthepirate

Carantoc

Carantoc

Carantoc

Carantoc

N1GEL

ka43

theDoctor

Heisenberg

Heisenberg

Tardy

Waterloo

Waterloo

Mark _australia

Orange Whip

Imax1

Imax1

Imax1

Parked

Waterloo

Mark (AUS-746)

Send Message

Send Message

Know before you go

Download the Seabreeze app foriOS or Android.

Weather

Activities

About

Support

Download the Seabreeze app for
iOS or Android.