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N1GEL
N1GEL

NSW

861 posts

19 Oct 2016 11:33am




So, you like the Caption Contest? You think it is the bee's knees, the Elephante's instep or the cat's pajamas?! It is your ultimate goal on Seabreeze to win it?! Wow. Okay, calm down...

As a winner of the Caption Contest, I am here to give you some useful tips and advice. I am not saying after you read this guide you are a shoo-in to win or anything of the sort. This is simply what I have learned and have decided to share with you all.

Lately, I have had a good amount of people mail me asking for advice on this very subject. So I really hope everyone who reads this gets some ideas and maybe some new hope of winning.

People say you just need luck to get green thumbs, but you are mistaken. Like any other contest, it requires great skill. I think we all can be funny in our own ways and we all should have confidence in our humour.

I never in a million years thought I would ever win the Caption Contest! I would envy those who made it in and secretly wish I was them. Sometimes I would even stab a voodoo doll with their name on it.

I would sulk and sigh and think, 'Why oh why do my captions never get green thumbs? Am I cursed? Does everyone hate me?' then sob quietly in a corner of Seabreeze. After all this drama was over, I did not send in a caption for a long long time. It was probably over a year or something extreme like that.

So one day I decided, okay, I am going to submit captions every week and I do not care if they get picked or not! I am going to be stubborn and try, try, try.

Then, lo and behold, I won!!! I was shocked and amazed. Me? I made it in? Is this right? *checks again* Yep!

I was jumping for joy as I screenied this momentous event and told my family what happened. They really did not get why I was so happy, but then again they just think I'm just some crazy dude who goes windsurfing when it's pouring rain, freezing cold and trees are being uprooted.

After this surreal moment, I started to understand that it wasn't that I could not be funny. It was just that I finally started to hone in on my caption skills.

I thought longer about what my entries would be on and also sat and edited them before I sent them in.

It always makes me smile when I see one of my captions green thumbed :) along with being shocked, amazed and excited!!! I sometimes even give myself a pat on the back. *blushes* Yes, I'm a nerd. Okay, okay, enough about me...

Here are my top 10 suggestions upon entering the Caption Contest:

1. ALWAYS use proper English. Do not use chat speak! I know this is said a lot, but there is a reason for that.

2. Try and think of something unique, that not everyone would think of when they look at the caption picture.

3. Submit more than one caption! This way you give the Caption Contest judge a variety of options to choose from.

4. Look at the captions that have won in the past. See how well they put together their idea. (But don't copy them, obviously!)

5. If you find the entry funny, use it! It is always favourable to go with your instincts.

6. Make sure you have the Seabreeze names correct. Like if you call that Ixi, a Kau (or saying that Faellie is an Eizzil Etc.) you might not get in.

7. Sometimes putting a current Seabreeze event into your Caption helps. Like if there is a plot going on? Try using a plot character in your caption.

8. Do not get discouraged if you do not get in the first time. Keep trying. :)

9. Ask a close Seabreeze friend what they think of your caption. If they laugh, maybe the judge will too.

10. Lastly, have fun with it! If you are not having fun, then I suggest you move on to another contest.

Finally, if you have won the Caption Contest?:Grrreat job! *hugs* But personally, it's not about the green thumbs for me… it's a big accomplishment to triumph in a creative contest. It gives you pride and it shows that you can be funny.

How cool is that? Super cool in my book!




Waterloo
Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

19 Oct 2016 10:48am
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N1GEL said...




So, you like the Caption Contest? You think it is the bee's knees, the Elephante's instep or the cat's pajamas?! It is your ultimate goal on Seabreeze to win it?! Wow. Okay, calm down...

As a winner of the Caption Contest, I am here to give you some useful tips and advice. I am not saying after you read this guide you are a shoo-in to win or anything of the sort. This is simply what I have learned and have decided to share with you all.

Lately, I have had a good amount of people mail me asking for advice on this very subject. So I really hope everyone who reads this gets some ideas and maybe some new hope of winning.

People say you just need luck to get green thumbs, but you are mistaken. Like any other contest, it requires great skill. I think we all can be funny in our own ways and we all should have confidence in our humour.

I never in a million years thought I would ever win the Caption Contest! I would envy those who made it in and secretly wish I was them. Sometimes I would even stab a voodoo doll with their name on it.

I would sulk and sigh and think, 'Why oh why do my captions never get green thumbs? Am I cursed? Does everyone hate me?' then sob quietly in a corner of Seabreeze. After all this drama was over, I did not send in a caption for a long long time. It was probably over a year or something extreme like that.

So one day I decided, okay, I am going to submit captions every week and I do not care if they get picked or not! I am going to be stubborn and try, try, try.

Then, lo and behold, I won!!! I was shocked and amazed. Me? I made it in? Is this right? *checks again* Yep!

I was jumping for joy as I screenied this momentous event and told my family what happened. They really did not get why I was so happy, but then again they just think I'm just some crazy dude who goes windsurfing when it's pouring rain, freezing cold and trees are being uprooted.

After this surreal moment, I started to understand that it wasn't that I could not be funny. It was just that I finally started to hone in on my caption skills.

I thought longer about what my entries would be on and also sat and edited them before I sent them in.

It always makes me smile when I see one of my captions green thumbed :) along with being shocked, amazed and excited!!! I sometimes even give myself a pat on the back. *blushes* Yes, I'm a nerd. Okay, okay, enough about me...

Here are my top 10 suggestions upon entering the Caption Contest:

1. ALWAYS use proper English. Do not use chat speak! I know this is said a lot, but there is a reason for that.

2. Try and think of something unique, that not everyone would think of when they look at the caption picture.

3. Submit more than one caption! This way you give the Caption Contest judge a variety of options to choose from.

4. Look at the captions that have won in the past. See how well they put together their idea. (But don't copy them, obviously!)

5. If you find the entry funny, use it! It is always favourable to go with your instincts.

6. Make sure you have the Seabreeze names correct. Like if you call that Ixi, a Kau (or saying that Faellie is an Eizzil Etc.) you might not get in.

7. Sometimes putting a current Seabreeze event into your Caption helps. Like if there is a plot going on? Try using a plot character in your caption.

8. Do not get discouraged if you do not get in the first time. Keep trying. :)

9. Ask a close Seabreeze friend what they think of your caption. If they laugh, maybe the judge will too.

10. Lastly, have fun with it! If you are not having fun, then I suggest you move on to another contest.

Finally, if you have won the Caption Contest?:Grrreat job! *hugs* But personally, it's not about the green thumbs for me… it's a big accomplishment to triumph in a creative contest. It gives you pride and it shows that you can be funny.

How cool is that? Super cool in my book!



High on endorphins from the win, N1GEL accidentally left out the mandatory rule about short captions....
Imax1
Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

19 Oct 2016 10:50am
Hes DEAD ? , not cool.
PhilSWR
PhilSWR

NSW

1104 posts

19 Oct 2016 11:52am
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Imax1 said..
Hes DEAD ! , not cool.


How do you know? (just curious)
Imax1
Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

19 Oct 2016 10:53am
Seeing how they do it in China
Imax1
Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

19 Oct 2016 10:53am
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PhilSWR said..

Imax1 said..
Hes DEAD ! , not cool.



How do you know? (just curious)


No bubbles.
DavMen
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19 Oct 2016 11:54am
I dropped my fin bolt - I know its here somewhere.
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19 Oct 2016 10:56am
Celebrity Plumber Steve's rise to fame as the Septic Whisperer wasn't without its drawbacks...
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19 Oct 2016 12:51pm
"That bloody woman puts another sanitary napkin down the dunny again and she's doing this!!!"
John340
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19 Oct 2016 12:07pm




Nobel Laureate, Bob Dylan, "Knock, knock, knocking on heavens door"
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

19 Oct 2016 10:45am
"Do all the plumbing you like Frank, but don't get your new jeans dirty, they cost over $50 nowadays...."
Oversupply
Oversupply

WA

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19 Oct 2016 11:34am
Snides is really looking forward to retiring on the proceeds of a Mistral 91.
Imax1
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QLD

4926 posts

19 Oct 2016 1:40pm
Hes only half the man he used to be , thats a puddle not a hole.
Sparky
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WA

1122 posts

19 Oct 2016 1:25pm
I finally installed the new bike rack.
Sparky
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WA

1122 posts

19 Oct 2016 1:26pm
Sure, it was a s**t job, but I carried on undeturd.
Sparky
Sparky

WA

1122 posts

19 Oct 2016 1:28pm
I had no idea about plumbing so I just went through the motions.
albers
albers

NSW

1739 posts

19 Oct 2016 4:53pm


N1GEL's verbal diarrhoea finally caught up with him
elmo
elmo

WA

8879 posts

19 Oct 2016 1:59pm
Just park your bike here
PhilSWR
PhilSWR

NSW

1104 posts

19 Oct 2016 5:38pm
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Imax1 said..

PhilSWR said..


Imax1 said..
Hes DEAD ! , not cool.




How do you know? (just curious)



No bubbles.


You might be right, he hasn't moved all day too...
Waterloo
Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

19 Oct 2016 5:17pm



Faced with the prospect of no wind, no tide and a baying mob hungry for blood, sailquick goes to extreme measures to validate the GW-60 for use in this season's GPSTC...
ka43
ka43

NSW

3097 posts

19 Oct 2016 6:26pm
Effing gold ^^^^^
AusMoz
AusMoz

QLD

1510 posts

19 Oct 2016 6:45pm
A good set of foot straps would help him out!
theDoctor
theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

19 Oct 2016 9:08pm


"Dad!, Dale dug a hole"
Childsplay
Childsplay

NSW

74 posts

19 Oct 2016 9:35pm
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N1GEL said..




The driveway underpinning project was more than a little hampered by the burst sewer main.......sheeeeeet!
Waterloo
Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

19 Oct 2016 9:21pm




It was only his first day on the job as a plumber's TA, but O'Shannessy couldn't help but wonder whether "checking the head pressure in the mains" was a little above his pay grade...
sausage
sausage

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19 Oct 2016 10:39pm
After sweating so much in the same spot, Daryl creates a sink hole on day 19 and fails to complete the 22 day push-up challenge.
Magic Ride
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This is the new way to get baptized.
Piv
Piv

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19 Oct 2016 11:40pm
The consultant was hired to take a deep dive.
Mastbender
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20 Oct 2016 12:42am
Yes, I did have sex with that woman.
terminal
terminal

1421 posts

20 Oct 2016 2:09am
"We're gonna need a bigger pool!"
Richiefish
Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

20 Oct 2016 7:24am
N1gel couldn't face the prospect of never winning another caption competition so he decided to end it all. He did however get someone to take a picture for the caption competition.
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