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Gestalt > 9 months ago, 8 Apr 2013

PhilSWR

NSW

1104 posts

9 Apr 2013 8:34am

Nimbin Mushrooms- bringing you closer to nature since 1967

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

9 Apr 2013 3:34pm

Having been raised by cows, Natalie wondered why she was the only one milked by farmer Ned five times a day.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

9 Apr 2013 11:14pm

Boris was shunned by friends and family for his Humanality Fetish...

Director: No you're saying it wrong - "Tabou"
No, no "Taboouuu"
Geez how hard can it be - OK "Tabou pronounced like Tabooooo"
"Rhymes with "moooo, thats why we have a damn cow in a windsurf ad...."
"oh FFS, forget it"

(Euro windsurf ad campaign failure number 1375 - just go with techno music and claiming it planes as early as a Formula but looser than all other waveboards. But leave the pretty girl in it...)

Gestalt

QLD

14722 posts

10 Apr 2013 9:39am

god's a fair man,

he gives the fat hefer 4 tits and the hot chic 2

Windxtasy

4017 posts

10 Apr 2013 3:23pm

The grass by the creek is the sweetest. Just stay away from the dandelions. They give me gas.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

10 Apr 2013 7:59pm

Nursey from Blackadder in her younger years .(on the right).

decrepit

12802 posts

10 Apr 2013 7:12pm

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Windxtasy said...

The grass by the creek is the sweetest. Just stay away from the dandelions. They give me gas.

I've heard different complaints about dandelions.

Probably doesn't matter much when you're a cow though.

albers

NSW

1739 posts

10 Apr 2013 9:41pm

Cow: "You break into my paddock. You eat the goldtops from my morning dump. You steal my milk. You cut my grass. You impersonate me. Have you no shame!"

thePup

13831 posts

10 Apr 2013 7:58pm

elmo

8879 posts

10 Apr 2013 8:10pm

You may swallow, but I can regurgitate chew and swallow again

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

10 Apr 2013 11:43pm

When holding auditions for McLeod's Daughters, the director was not afraid to use his powers for evil...

"you want the part Toots, you WILL slip this little farm girl costume on and show me how much you want it!"

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

11 Apr 2013 9:37am

elmo

8879 posts

11 Apr 2013 8:01am

The point is Moooot my dear, Putting your fingers on your head like a set of horns does not make you a cow

longwinded

347 posts

11 Apr 2013 1:59pm

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Gestalt said...

not sure if this has been used before. if so have another up my sleeve.

I don't care what the old bull said about walking and servicing all the heifers, I just want this one.

Windxtasy

4017 posts

11 Apr 2013 4:37pm

Yes sweetie, I am pregnant. Three months. I wish those other vets would just ask instead of sticking their arm up my back end!

Al Planet

TAS

1548 posts

11 Apr 2013 6:42pm

“Normality is the Great Neurosis of civilization.”
― Tom Robbins, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues

FormulaNova

15090 posts

11 Apr 2013 6:03pm

The Czech backpacker read the ad and figured she could do the job:

Wanted: Cowgirl needed to work on farm.

FormulaNova

15090 posts

11 Apr 2013 6:08pm

The Farmer Wants a Wife holds auditions in Nimbin.

FormulaNova

15090 posts

11 Apr 2013 6:09pm

You're a vegan... eeerrgggghhhh

Gestalt

QLD

14722 posts

11 Apr 2013 9:03pm

farmer wants a wife - farmer entrance exam

given the choice, would you pick A or B

Mark _australia

23526 posts

11 Apr 2013 7:27pm

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Windxtasy said...

Yes sweetie, I am pregnant. Three months. I wish those other vets would just ask instead of sticking their arm up my back end!

That the cow or the chickybabe talking?

Windxtasy

4017 posts

11 Apr 2013 9:10pm

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Mark _australia said...

Windxtasy said...

Yes sweetie, I am pregnant. Three months. I wish those other vets would just ask instead of sticking their arm up my back end!

That the cow or the chickybabe talking?

Not girl B, the udder one.

Mark _australia

23526 posts

11 Apr 2013 9:50pm

Cow:

"so I guess you're where that slim no fat milk comes from huh?"

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

11 Apr 2013 11:54pm

betty sue, i'll ask you again! which paddock contains that grass you are eating?

thePup

13831 posts

11 Apr 2013 10:58pm

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

12 Apr 2013 10:13am

Hmmm. Antennas. Oh I know what it is.

"Take me to your leader"

Gestalt

QLD

14722 posts

12 Apr 2013 3:01pm

loving the captions.....

will wind this one up tomorrow for someone else to take over.

Gestalt

QLD

14722 posts

14 Apr 2013 7:14pm

ok, to wrap up cc286, these ones were the standouts for me.

da-vecta - 99.9% of Windsurfers: "That's one hot chick there"
Greenleader: "Wow, that's a clear shot on the neck there"

stuthepirate - After licking the backs of some toads, Gilligan's Island was a whole new place for Mary Ann and the Skipper.

Dag- It used to be a fox, but someone married it.

elmo - You may swallow, but I can regurgitate chew and swallow again

so i'll hand it over to stuthepirate with elmo coming (so to speak) 2nd....

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

14 Apr 2013 8:19pm

Thanks there Gestalt.
I'll have to search the vault for a worthy pic.

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