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Found this in the funny images thread.
Don't think it has been a caption comp before.

Oh deer.
I forgot to practice shooting before the season started - and when I shot at them I moosed.



(groan)

Whilst frowned upon by his hunting buddies, installing super fast power windows and feigning death ensured Hal seldom went home empty handed...

Hunting looses it's novelty when the hunted can shoot back

As disturbing as it may seem when you get the facts it makes sense.
There are many places where certain animal species are overpopulated and have become a nuisance.
The local moose will kill the animals anyways but it has been worked out to bring in wealthy westerner mooses for a hunt.
They pay a lot of money which benefits the herd as a whole and the entire animal is harvested and nothing is wasted.
Personally It's not for me.

Wahine and her two girlfriends finally bagged a man

Second Moose: G'day, Moose!
First Moose: Oh, Hello Moose!
Third Moose: How are you Moose?
First Moose: A bit crook, Moose.
Second Moose: Where's Moose?
First Moose: He's not 'ere, Moose.
Third Moose: Blimey, it's hot in here, Moose.
First Moose: Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!
Second Moose: That's a strange expression, Moose.
First Moose: Well Moose, I heard the Prime Minister use it. "It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty," he said and she smiled quietly to herself.
Third Moose: She's a good Sheila Moose, and not at all stuck up.
Second Moose: Here! Here's the boss-fellow now! - how are you Moose?
(Enter fourth Moose with English person, Michael)
Fourth Moose: 'Ow are you, Moose?
First Moose: G'day Moose!
Fourth Moose: Moose.
Second Moose: Hello Moose.
Fourth Moose: Moose.
Third Moose: How are you, Moose?
Fourth Moose: G'day Moose.
Fourth Moose: Gentleman, I'd like to introduce man from Pommeyland who is joinin' us this year in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo.
EveryMoose: G'day!
Michael: Hello.
Fourth Moose: Michael Baldwin, Moose. Michael Baldwin, Moose. Michael Baldwin, Moose.
First Moose: Is your name not Moose?
Michael: No, it's Michael.
Second Moose: That's going to cause a little confusion.
Third Moose: Mind if we call you "Moose" to keep it clear?
Fourth Moose: Gentlemen, I think we better start the faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask the padre for a prayer.
First Moose: Oh Lord, we beseech Thee, Amen!!
EveryMoose: Amen!
Fourth Moose: Crack tubes! (Sound of cans opening) Now I call upon Moose to officially welcome Mr. Baldwin to the philosophy faculty.
Second Moose: I'd like to welcome the pommey bastard to God's own Earth, and remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.
EveryMoose: Hear, hear! Well spoken, Moose!
Fourth Moose: Moose here teaches classical philosophy, Moose there teaches Haegelian philosophy, and Moose here teaches logical positivism. And is also in charge of the sheep dip.
Third Moose: What's New-Moose going to teach?
Fourth Moose: New-Moose will be teaching political science, Machiavelli, Bentham, Locke, Hobbes, Sutcliffe, Bradman, Lindwall, Miller, Hassett, and Benaud.
Second Moose: Those are all cricketers!
Fourth Moose: Aww, spit!
Third Moose: Hails of derisive laughter, Moose!
EveryMoose: Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you amen!
Fourth Moose:Moose: Crack tube! (Sound of cans opening) Any questions?
Second Moose: New-Moose, are you a ****ter?
Fourth Moose: Are you a ****ter?
Michael: No!
Fourth Moose: No. Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules: Rule One!
EveryMoose: No ****ters!
Fourth Moose: Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching. Rule Three?
EveryMoose: No ****ters!!
Fourth Moose: Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking. Rule Five,
EveryMoose: No ****ters!
Fourth Moose: Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six. Rule Seven,
EveryMoose: No ****ters!!
Fourth Moose: Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Moose.
First Moose: This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand.
EveryMoose: Amen!
First Moose: Right, let's get some Sheilas.
Fourth Moose: OK.
Second Moose: Ah, elevenses.
Third Moose: This should tide us over 'til lunchtime.
Second Moose: Reckon so, Moose.

eerh, ....excuse me guys, I'm still not clear on something...

....if I'm the designated driver, why am I sitting in the back?

After Nick D'Arcy and Kendrick Monks last twitter debacle, Nick thought that it was all over and things were going to get better.

Nick was wrong.

Build a better moosetrap, and the world will beat a path to your door...

Ralph Waldo Emerson was frequently misquoted. A keen hunter, this was really what he had in mind...

heh, heh, ... and they thought they had shark issues!

....wait 'till they get a load of us!

What you talkin' bout Mooseknuckle, we got humanknuckle now. You know what Im sayin'!!

"...and I can see Russia from my house..."