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ka43 > 9 months ago, 5 Oct 2016

Childsplay

NSW

74 posts

5 Oct 2016 9:15pm

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ka43 said..

Bloody Brazilian chainsaw........I knew I should have bought Japanese!

Parked

NSW

169 posts

5 Oct 2016 9:19pm

2016 Darwin Award Winner

PhilSWR

NSW

1104 posts

5 Oct 2016 9:22pm

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D.I.Y vasectomy kit.

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

5 Oct 2016 8:35pm

He was always splitting hairs.....

Vince68

675 posts

5 Oct 2016 6:36pm

DIY transgender

elmo

8879 posts

5 Oct 2016 7:06pm

That's my chainsaw

Carantoc

7194 posts

5 Oct 2016 7:13pm

Kev knew that only two small things were stopping him from becoming a real kiter.

But now he had found a solution.

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

5 Oct 2016 10:22pm

A.C.M.E Hung parliament resolution kit

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

5 Oct 2016 10:07pm

Sergey's literal grasp of the English language was to be his downfall...

"Cock the ignition switch" it says

"pull the starter chord" it says...

Sparky

1122 posts

5 Oct 2016 8:20pm

After this I ended up with a saw cock and now my bum has a crack in it.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

6 Oct 2016 11:58am

That's just nuts....

Mark _australia

23526 posts

6 Oct 2016 2:14pm

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ka43 said..

A pictorial representation of how it feels to read Heavy Weather.

Jupiter

2156 posts

6 Oct 2016 3:34pm

It has been quite a while since Ollie's groin felt this much excitement !

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

6 Oct 2016 9:41pm

"If you want to make the big time in rodeo you have to ride chainsaw" they said.
Yippee Ki-yay

Mastbender

1972 posts

7 Oct 2016 3:50am

First, dress like a tree.
Second, decide that you need pruning.
Third, start with the skinny little branch and acorns.

Heisenberg

44 posts

7 Oct 2016 4:19pm

I think that's a woody wood pecker

albers

NSW

1739 posts

7 Oct 2016 8:02pm

Nothing beats the satisfaction of DIY - especially when it comes to a Brazilian

albers

NSW

1739 posts

7 Oct 2016 8:15pm

My favourite shot from the film "The Chainsaw Assacre"

Orange Whip

QLD

1074 posts

7 Oct 2016 9:25pm

Rod Stewart's retard uncle was the influence for his hit 'the first cut is the deepest'

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

7 Oct 2016 9:35pm

Why is it that kiter jokes rank so high ?
Cos they deserve it.
Boom , right there !

Dont get me started.

I don't know what it is ,
Push bike riders of the water ?

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

7 Oct 2016 9:40pm

You bought the wrong chainsaw!

Mabee that's a bit harsh of me
Sorry about that.
My notice of this is the kiters that I connect with are sailers that have converted. I also am curious about kiting ( and foiling ).
Otherwise I get a feeling of , I kite I am awesome !
Probably just me and my fellow mates.
Am I missing something ?

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

7 Oct 2016 9:51pm

Joining the Israeli SAS as an outsider was tough, but the self-circumcision initiation ritual was even tougher....

Orange Whip

QLD

1074 posts

7 Oct 2016 9:52pm

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Imax1 said..
Mabee that's a bit harsh of me
Sorry about that.
My notice of this is the kiters that I connect with are sailers that have converted. I also am curious about kiting ( and foiling ).
Otherwise I get a feeling of , I kite I am awesome !
Probably just me and my fellow mates.
Am I missing something ?

What's the frequency Kenneth?

da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

7 Oct 2016 11:17pm

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greenleader said...
You bought the wrong chainsaw!

Gearing up for the Surf FX Christmas party again Greeny?

Haircut

QLD

6491 posts

7 Oct 2016 11:58pm

^ this is what happens at home when you spend too much time in maui

ka43

NSW

3097 posts

9 Oct 2016 5:39pm

This was obviously a crap picture so to put us all out of our misery Ill call it now.
Mastbender, over to you. I like that comment.

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Mark _australia

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