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Glitch > 9 months ago, 31 Dec 2017

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

31 Dec 2017 10:16am

Yup, as we all knew, Jetstar aint no Virgin...

Sparky

1122 posts

31 Dec 2017 8:21am

"Cheap, cheap, cheap."

Mastbender

1972 posts

1 Jan 2018 3:43am

Wait till you little chickies see what I brought you this time, a gullet full of human morsels for you to enjoy!

decrepit

12802 posts

1 Jan 2018 1:12pm

I told that ^%$# doctor, that I wanted feet and claws, this undercarriage transplant makes it very hard to land on twigs.
Hang on little ones I'll go and get your Mum.

Windxtasy

4017 posts

1 Jan 2018 1:45pm

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decrepit said..
I told that ^%$# doctor, that I wanted feet and claws, this undercarriage transplant makes it very hard to land on twigs.
Hang on little ones I'll go and get your Mum.

That is so funny I am still giggling!

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

1 Jan 2018 7:32pm

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decrepit said..
I told that ^%$# doctor, that I wanted feet and claws, this undercarriage transplant makes it very hard to land on twigs.
Hang on little ones I'll go and get your Mum.

Forget it dad...
...Mum ain't coming home!
She just flew off with her girlfriend....
....saying something about being a 'bi-plane'.

Carantoc

7194 posts

1 Jan 2018 4:55pm

Chemtrails were starting to have unexpected side effects

Mark _australia

23526 posts

1 Jan 2018 5:10pm

The plane might have duct tape wings and a bent fuselage, but you go on Jetstar for the birds.
They're not virgins...

Jetlag

NSW

194 posts

1 Jan 2018 9:53pm

Pilots DO get all the chicks!!!

da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

1 Jan 2018 9:03pm

If it's Jetstar, they won't be getting fed anytime soon.

Due to the lack of leg room on jetstar ,mother ship has had to go out and raise more cheep chic trip ships .
windsurfing boards are allowed ,but don't expect to get them in one piece at the other end .
sometimes the fold them in half to squeeze it all in

waricle

786 posts

2 Jan 2018 7:50pm

These small regional airports can be tricky to land in....

Glitch

QLD

292 posts

10 Jan 2018 5:05pm

Well, it looks like this has run out of steam, so in a close call da vecta wins.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

17 Jan 2018 9:01am

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

18 Jan 2018 4:44pm

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Glitch said..
Well, it looks like this has run out of steam, so in a close call da vecta wins.

Did you send a PM?

Mark _australia

23526 posts

18 Jan 2018 9:08pm

^^^ nah he is relying on Jetstar to deliver the message

da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

8 Feb 2018 9:51am

Oh Ship, I've been away and should have checked this. ...but then I never would have met Sharon.

Thanks Glitch, onto it soon.

mikey100

QLD

1105 posts

8 Feb 2018 9:59am

And I always thought new planes were man- made in factories. I obviously got that wrong.
... cause pictures don't lie.

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

8 Feb 2018 10:16am

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da vecta said..
Oh Ship, I've been away and should have checked this. ...but then I never would have met Sharon.

Thanks Glitch, onto it soon.

Tell us about Sharon (photos or it didn't happen)

Sparky

1122 posts

8 Feb 2018 9:05am

You know when Sharon drove you home and she did that perfect reverse park? Maybe Sharon isn't a Sharon? Just saying.

Mastbender

1972 posts

8 Feb 2018 9:36am

Post a pic of Sharon so we can make captions, you must have plenty of her on your cell phone by now.
We'll be gentlemen, I promise.

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