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Cuchufleta said..
I am sure my wife had heard them all.... Running out of options here....
Something I heard in the cycling world a long time ago - the ideal number of X to own is an indeterminate number. ie adding one more is indistinguishable from before. A friend also offered some helpful hints - make sure all your boards and sail bags have the same color scheme. Helps camouflage newcomers. Of course, these only apply if you adhere to the maxim: forgiveness is easier than asking for permission.
If you prefer the permission route, my niece's husband did a nice one. She told him she was going on a "girls' cruise" with some friends. He said it was fine but asked her what it might cost. "$x," she said. He said, "that's funny, the new bike I'm looking at costs $x." Game, set, match.