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8 Reason why you should never date a Windsurfer

Created by Stuthepirate Stuthepirate  > 9 months ago, 17 Jun 2017
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Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate

SA

3591 posts

17 Jun 2017 5:42pm
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While windsurfers have many great qualities about them they can also be quite selfish which can make them a difficult breed to date. So don't say you haven't been warned if you choose to date one. you've got all this to look forward too.

1. You will always come second. That's because the wind and ocean are where their heart is.
It's not that they don't love you, but the rush of chasing a forecast and scoring epic conditions is a feeling hard to beat.
2. Eventually, you'll become a surf widow or widower.
Friend: "Why didn't [said significant other's name] come to [said important event]?"
You: "The wind and waves were all time."
3. Don't expect to spend quality time with them at the beach.
Think that dating a windsurfer will lead to great weekends chilling on the beach together? Forget it. A windsurfer won't be able to stay on the beach as soon as it's 15 knots or more - so prepare to get good at entertaining yourself... At least you can watch them do what they love, right?
4. Their idea of a career will be a lot different than yours.
Windsurfers aren't unfocused or irresponsible, they just have a different set of priorities and scoring the best conditions possible comes top of that list. Career goals? Pretty much any job that will give them more time on the water, because you know the saying a bad day on the water still beats a good day in the office.
5. The first thing they'll do when they wake up is check the forecast.
And if it's good you can pretty much rule out spending any time with them as they'll be straight out the door and heading to the beach quicker than you can say goodbye.
6. If there hasn't been any wind for more than a week, prepare to deal with a grumpy, irritated human who will behave more like an angry toddler than an adult.
They literally have no idea what to do with themselves when they haven't been on the water for a week and if the drought goes on longer than that god help you.
7. If there's a storm of the century on the horizon, they'll drop everything, grab their gear, and head in that direction - even if it means booking flights and heading to a different country or continent.
The majority of windsurfers love a road / air trip and they'll be nothing you can do to stop them.
8. Enjoy lie ins at the weekend after a long week?
Nope that's another thing to wave goodbye to if you date a windsurfer and the conditions look good. even if it is zero degrees outside, raining and Sunday morning.
THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN LIE INS.
olskool
olskool

QLD

2459 posts

17 Jun 2017 6:40pm
+1 Stu that is a CRACKER!!!! SO REAL Id love to show my girl, but dont think i should alert her. I side stepped the issue by getting her & 2 daughters into sailboarding. I love the 'chilling at the beach' bit. Yep thats what the girls used to do before they started sailing.
Dag
Dag

Dag

QLD

720 posts

17 Jun 2017 7:40pm
I thought we weren't supposed to talk about fight club!!
Tardy
Tardy

5292 posts

17 Jun 2017 6:24pm
sounds like the 10 commandments .
MarkSSC
MarkSSC

QLD

642 posts

17 Jun 2017 11:00pm
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Tardy said..
sounds like the 10 commandments .


Only if the girlfriend commits murder
Imax1
Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

18 Jun 2017 6:33pm
What's the problem ?
stroppo
stroppo

WA

747 posts

18 Jun 2017 7:32pm
That's good Stu real good and so true and so glad the misus doesn't follow sb
Subsonic
Subsonic

WA

3384 posts

18 Jun 2017 8:56pm
It's easier being single
joe windsurf
joe windsurf

1482 posts

19 Jun 2017 2:00am
found this one on the net - under windsurf humour:

Top Ten Reasons Why Women Should Hang Out With Windsurfer Guys
Author unknown

10. The ratio of men to women is 4 to 1 in your favor
9. They can talk about something besides football
8. They don't smell too bad because it's a good bet they've gotten wet recently
7. They have another interest besides sex
6. You know they're rich enough to afford the equipment
5. You always get the latest weather report, several times a day, whether you want it or not
4. They are capable of commitment, at least to their sport
3. They have an excuse to wear rubber
2. You always know where they are, at least when it's windy
1. Windsurfers are generally fit, tanned, and have cute butts.
Mastbender
Mastbender

1972 posts

19 Jun 2017 6:57am
If it's in the middle of w'surf season, like now!
And it hasn't blown in a few days, as of today!
My wife can see that I get edgy, I am!
And she will ask me, "is it going to blow today?", she did.
My answer was "No!" again.
She said "Damn!", I love her for that.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy

WA

4017 posts

19 Jun 2017 1:27pm
My husband had a good laugh reading this.
He said "That's been me for years".
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