Supposed American data of statistical chances of things happening : note shark attack. While possibly not legit or representative of Aust, it gives you a much better understanding of the scope of everyones fears.
Oh well, perfect weather, local break cranking, no news of shark sightings? Everyone can stay on land while I hedge my bets of being more likely to winning a Hollywood Oscar

Chances of being killed by a lightning strike: 2,290,000 to 1
Chances of lightning striking you: 587,000 to 1
Chances of being murdered: 19,000 to 1
Chances of getting away with murder: 2 to 1
Chances of getting a royal flush in poker with first 5 cards dealt: 655,750 to 1
Chances that a 1st marriage will survive without separation/divorce for fifteen years: 1.4 to 1
Chances that a marriage comprising two celebrities will last a lifetime: 4 to 1
Chances of becoming the United States president: 10,000,000 to 1
Chances of dating a super model: 89,200 to 1
Odds of getting a hole in one in golf: 5,000 to 1
Chances of becoming an astronaut: 12,100,000 to 1
Chances of winning a Olympic medal: 655,000 to 1
Chances of being killed by parts falling from a plane: 10,000,000 to 1
Chances of being killed by a shark: 3 hundred million to 1Chances of being injured by fireworks: 22,000 to 1
Chances of being injured from operating a chainsaw: 5,100 to 1
Chances of being injured by mowing the lawn: 3,554 to 1
Chances of fatally slipping in bathtub/shower: 3,333 to 1
Chances of drowning in the bathtub: 693,000 to 1
Chances of being killed next year from any form of transportation accident: 87 to 1
Chances of being killed on a five kilometer bus ride: 450,000,000 to 1
Chances of developing hemorrhoids: 28 to 1
Chances of twins being born: 90 to 1
Chances of being on airplane with a drunk pilot: 115 to 1
Chances of being IRS-audited: 180 to 1
Chances of marrying a millionaire: 220 to 1
Chances of writing a New-York Times best-selling book: 228 to 1
Chances that your son/daughter is a genius: 265 to 1
Odds of catching a foul ball or home run at professional baseball game:776 to 1
Chances of becoming a professional athlete: 24,550 to 1
Chances of winning a Hollywood Oscar award: 12,200 to 1
Chances of sighting a U.F.O. today: 3,200,000 to 1
Chances of winning California's lottery: 13,000,000 to 1
Chances that you will become a saint: 22,540,000 to 1
Chances of having your identity swiped: 200 to 1
Chances of a meteor hitting your home: 182,138,800,000,000 to 1
Chances of an asteroid hitting Earth in the next hundred years: 1 in 5,500
Chances of dying from an asteroid hitting Earth: 20,000 to 1
Chances of being killed in an airplane accident: 355,318 to 1
Chances of being executed for capital punishment: 1 in 3,221,700