An interesting read from Surfer Magazine: http://www.surfermag.com/blogs/culture/managing-a-lineup/

It raises some very valid points, and suggests passing the 'rules' onto newbies and experienced surfers alike, without being a d*ckhead...

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Teaching newcomers and enforcing the unwritten (until now, I suppose) rules of the lineup ought to be a part of surf culture everywhere. Here's a list of crucial teachable moments.

1. The Proper Paddle Out
You know what sucks? When you look behind you, shoreward, and see a guy or two paddling directly out through the break, right to the peak, instead of walking up or down the beach and paddling out around the break. This is of course much worse at a spot with a super-defined takeoff zone. Don't do this, and, equally important, don't let others get away with this. Just like in the NYC subway system: if you see something, say something.

2. Johnny Paddle-For-Every-Wave
In a busy lineup, just because one can catch a wave, doesn't mean one should always paddle for it. If it's the inside surfer's turn to catch a wave, those on the shoulder SHOULD NOT PADDLE FOR IT. The rider with inside position ought to be allowed to catch the wave without the hassle. If they blow it, alright, next time go ahead and be a bit more aggressive. But it's hugely disrespectful to paddle for a wave while looking back inside toward the peak to see if the inside surfer will catch it. The peak doesn't need to get any more competitive than it already is. When this happens to you, go ahead and be a jerk about it. We aren't trying to make heats here; if you can surf, you deserve the dignity of paddling into a wave unmolested.

3. Take Turns
If somebody is paddling back out after just catching a wave - it's not their turn. If you're stroking out to the peak at the very beginning of your session and there are already people out - it's not your turn. If you just windmill-paddled for a wave but didn't catch it - you've lost your turn. Beginners have no idea how a rotation works. Many long-time surfers don't either. The only way they will learn is if you tell them. It may get uncomfortable. That's just fine. Often a terse "don't even think about it" is all it takes.

4. The Shadow
It's so nice to finally find an uncrowded peak, especially if you just paddled 50 yards to earn yourself some elbow room. Then along comes a solo paddler, who, for whatever reason, decides to sit five yards away from you. This is often extremely irritating. Nothing at all wrong with telling your new friend to keep it moving. Nobody likes clingy paddlers.

5. Lineup Magnets
At big, open beachbreaks, there's often hundreds of yards of empty lineup. Sometimes, you just want to be by yourself, or with a friend or two. But then, you turn to the beach and see a couple surfers stroking out to say hi and sit on your peak. What the ****? There's plenty of room for them to find their own bar. You know what? Tell 'em.

6. The Ceaseless Kicking
Kicking isn't really necessary unless you're scratching into the wave of your life at Rifles. Especially when it's crowded, kicking like Michael Phelps trying to out-touch somebody at the wall is infuriatingly annoying to your fellow paddlers. It splashes everybody, and worse, makes you look like a single-minded dolt. How about you just get into position earlier? It's only fair to send buckets of water at somebody if they've just drenched you while kicking their way into a two-foot mushburger.

I agree with all but the last one.
I don't give a 5hit if someone uses there feet to get that little bit extra when paddling for a wave. Paddle technique is up to the surfer, no one else.

Having said that, I never do it because I find it does absolutely nothing to help.

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subasurf said..

I agree with all but the last one.
I don't give a 5hit if someone uses there feet to get that little bit extra when paddling for a wave. Paddle technique is up to the surfer, no one else.

Having said that, I never do it because I find it does absolutely nothing to help.

I agree. I like to kick my feet, especially when paddling out or long distances But i don't go silly and i normally don't near people

But i agree. Educate is the only answer sometimes. Often a simple well timed joke is all it takes i find

Haha yeah that last one is a bit precious, who's worried about getting splashed while they're surfing? :P

Nah the kicking one gives me the sh!ts when some flogger sits closer to shore than you and turns around directly in front of you when you are paddling for it and starts paddling himself then fires up the kicking regime under your chin! Dont start sooking when your leggie gets pulled either if you do this(kicking or not)!! I give it a bit of kick when i need some extra grunt into a wave but i never paddle in front of anyone!

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blueball said..

Nah the kicking one gives me the sh!ts when some flogger sits closer to shore than you and turns around directly in front of you when you are paddling for it and starts paddling himself then fires up the kicking regime under your chin! Dont start sooking when your leggie gets pulled either if you do this(kicking or not)!! I give it a bit of kick when i need some extra grunt into a wave but i never paddle in front of anyone!

So it's not the kicking that 5hits you, it's the person paddling in front of you.

Ha yep you're right, kicking just adds to the annoyance!

I can relate to points 1 and 2 and if I see it happening I will let them know its not on...

As one latestarter to another latestarter,,, I'll give you a carton to go have a word to my local crew..