"Dude, check out my radical armpit rash from my wettie."

"Wow Man, quit spraying deodorant up there."

"Dude, I need to spray so chicks dig me."

"Have you tried vasoline, Man?"

"Dude, I don't want anyone to see me with vaso ... they might get the wrong idea."

"Surf more Man, toughen up a bit and get used to it."

"Dude, do you have any vaso?"

"Wow Man, I've got a big tub of the stuff ...I use it for my crotch rash."

"Dude, maybe my armpit hair is giving me the rash."

"Do you want to use my vaso, Man?"

"No way Dude, I think I'll toughen up a bit and get used to it."