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Makaha > 9 months ago, 27 May 2012

Makaha

1145 posts

27 May 2012 1:14pm

can't handle a shortboard.

Yep your going to smash me BUT one of your little sb friends smashed into my mate on a stand up paddle board today (new one ) at that.Before you jump on your little low horses,my mate was prone paddling his 804 in clean 3 foot surf with small numbers out,mate has been riding sb's for 30+ years and still rips,rides both sb sup and dw sup and can handle all,so how can a kook shortboarder run into someone else,no ****** skill,if you want to learn go down the beach and learn like we all did way back in time.

Scotty88

4214 posts

27 May 2012 1:39pm

No way, that's ordinary stuff. Did your mate whack him with his paddle ?
When are Sups going to get designated areas away from the hero sb's. Don't get me wrong, we all know that people are the same where ever we go and there is good and bad in everyone we learn to live, we learn to give
each other what we need to survive together alive.

fly guy

NSW

151 posts

27 May 2012 4:50pm

Fark off sweeper, if it was 3 foot clean you shouldnt be there if there are short boarders

Sweeping is reserved for fat 1ft slop

Scotty88

4214 posts

27 May 2012 2:55pm

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fly guy said...

Fark off sweeper, if it was 3 foot clean you shouldnt be there if there are short boarders

Sweeping is reserved for fat 1ft slop

Fark off our board is bigger so stay out of the way. Haven't you seen JM take off at Jaws on a sup. Man he charges. 1ft slop pffff

Makaha

1145 posts

27 May 2012 3:04pm

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fly guy said...

Fark off sweeper, if it was 3 foot clean you shouldnt be there if there are short boarders

Sweeping is reserved for fat 1ft slop

Read the post again clown I said prone paddling not sup'ing.

I bet you like pin tails or is it pig tails you big girl or pee brains so whats up champ shortboarder own the ****** ocean pff or is it ****.

Makaha

1145 posts

27 May 2012 3:06pm

Buzz Fly

boofy

NSW

2110 posts

27 May 2012 5:09pm

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Scotty88 said...

No way, that's ordinary stuff. Did your mate whack him with his paddle ?
When are Sups going to get designated areas away from the hero sb's. Don't get me wrong, we all know that people are the same where ever we go and there is good and bad in everyone we learn to live, we learn to give
each other what we need to survive together alive.

What ya talking about Scotty you dont know Shiz

SUP dont ya know were talking about a revolution ya better run,run,run,run cause finally the tables are starting to turn

fly guy

NSW

151 posts

27 May 2012 5:14pm

Whats "prone paddling" angry man? Pig tails? wow! hahaha

Torch

521 posts

27 May 2012 3:24pm

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fly guy said...

Whats "prone paddling" angry man? Pig tails? wow! hahaha

Yeah I was wondering the same thing, this thread is not going to end well...

62mac

24860 posts

27 May 2012 3:53pm

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fly guy said...

Whats "prone paddling" angry man? Pig tails? wow! hahaha

I think he meant pron paddling

theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

27 May 2012 6:07pm

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Makaha said...

can't handle a shortboard.

Yep your going to smash me BUT one of your little sb friends smashed into my mate on a stand up paddle board today (new one ) at that.Before you jump on your little low horses,my mate was prone paddling his 804 in clean 3 foot surf with small numbers out,mate has been riding sb's for 30+ years and still rips,rides both sb sup and dw sup and can handle all,so how can a kook shortboarder run into someone else,no ****** skill,if you want to learn go down the beach and learn like we all did way back in time.

If it's three foot and clean, what's your mate doin prone paddling a sup...?
Especially if he's got 30yrs experience and still 'rips'.....

Sounds like an over inflation of oneselfs' ego...

Tell your mate to suck it up buttercup...

Makaha

1145 posts

27 May 2012 4:14pm

Dear doc' yes he is sucking it up his last sb sup came off the roof on a road trip
a few weeks ago and this was the first paddle out on his new one.

Out of respect for the crew he left his paddle in the carpark,you will not see a sweeper in the line up over 2 foot at this place its just a no goer.

Gwendy

472 posts

27 May 2012 6:16pm

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I don't understand why someone who rips on a SB would even want to prone paddle a SUP in clean 3 ft. Be like pushing a hot super model out the way to shag a huge fat woman I reckon.

laceys lane

QLD

19804 posts

27 May 2012 7:08pm

umm, it was me

. the fact is i was prone paddling the board back out. thats all.

with the shorter ###s sometimes it easier to get out of the way prone paddling the board.

the guy kooked it smack in front of me when he knew i was there.

see ya's

ps i'm not out to change anybodies mind. surf what you want too

Scotty88

4214 posts

27 May 2012 5:18pm

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laceys lane said...

umm, it was me

ps i'm not out to change anybodies mind. surf what you want too

Stoked you got thru it unscathed lacey. Good to see makaha is looking out for you

surferstu

1011 posts

27 May 2012 7:13pm

Trolls begone

DirectX

240 posts

27 May 2012 7:33pm

PaddlePig

421 posts

27 May 2012 9:19pm

Who is this clown? If it's 3 foot, the SUP should fark off. Should have given him an ear full for even putting the bloody boat in the water. Seriously!

surferstu

1011 posts

27 May 2012 9:24pm

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PaddlePig said...

Who is this clown? If it's 3 foot, the SUP should fark off. Should have given him an ear full for even putting the bloody boat in the water. Seriously!

Shhh you'll upset all the janitors lurking in the closet

Beelzebub

145 posts

27 May 2012 10:01pm

Deliberately running into someone is inexcusable, but hogging all the choice waves by snaking the line-up and sitting deep on a SUP should also be avoided. Regardless of one's board size, skill, or ego, sometimes it is best to let a few good ones go so others can also end the session with a smile on their face.

Dawn Patrol

1991 posts

27 May 2012 11:33pm

How are you meant to dodge a stand up paddle board?
Aren't they like small aircraft carriers?

[}:)]

Makaha

1145 posts

28 May 2012 6:21am

an 804 is no aircraft carrier

good to see lot sticking up for sb's

troll to wake this slow boring forum up

job done

cya

boofy

NSW

2110 posts

28 May 2012 9:20am

Love ya work^^^^ love ya work get in get the job done minimal fuss then out are you an SAS commando

doggie

15849 posts

28 May 2012 9:23am

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You are gay Makahahahahahaha

[}:)]

fozzy

501 posts

28 May 2012 3:03pm

I understand Makaha, I'd probably wear a mask as well if I rode a SUP. Tell me though, does it really help to hide the shame?

Makaha

1145 posts

28 May 2012 1:43pm

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fozzy said...

I understand Makaha, I'd probably wear a mask as well if I rode a SUP. Tell me though, does it really help to hide the shame?

HAHA fonzy,get in line champ

doggie

15849 posts

28 May 2012 1:45pm

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Makaha said...

fozzy said...

I understand Makaha, I'd probably wear a mask as well if I rode a SUP. Tell me though, does it really help to hide the shame?

HAHA fonzy,get in line champ

Why, too hide your shame, do it your self

crusher

104 posts

28 May 2012 3:57pm

" Don't paddle out if you "

dont want to get your knickers in a knot

fozzy

501 posts

28 May 2012 4:18pm

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Makaha said...

fozzy said...

I understand Makaha, I'd probably wear a mask as well if I rode a SUP. Tell me though, does it really help to hide the shame?

HAHA fonzy,get in line champ

That's fozzy actually champ. You dyslexic or does your gimp mask blur your vision? Oh I get it, that was like a parody. Funny. Only took you a whole 10 mins to bite champ, doesn't look like I have to wait in line very long does it.

Makaha

1145 posts

28 May 2012 3:02pm

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fozzy said...

Makaha said...

fozzy said...

I understand Makaha, I'd probably wear a mask as well if I rode a SUP. Tell me though, does it really help to hide the shame?

HAHA fonzy,get in line champ

I am dyslexic fill better,take a seat its a long line champ 13 mins

jbshack

6913 posts

28 May 2012 3:06pm

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Makaha said...
Dont paddle out

If your a SUper

Easy fix.

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