A new bloke started at work and we got started talking surfing, he's new and got no friends so I told him he should come surfing at my local. He's organised to come this weekend and then I find out he rides a SUP...
What should I do???!!!!

Take him to TOS and see how good he goes

When said he had no.friends, you should have realised he rode a sup

That's going to be awkward
Your mates are going to give it to you and your going to have to be nice
Pray it's flat

and hope he doesnt go on seabreeze

I laughed when I read this.

Your local is a sucky sand wedge, right?