A month or 2 ago, a guy came down our local one morning handing out a load of wax as a promotion. I think he came from Brunswick and the wax was called "stomp".

Anywho, I put the wax to one side but I did put the sticker on the board straight away, it was about 1.5" high x 7" wide and I wanted something on the board at roughly the same level as my eyes when I'm paddling.

I'm just too much of a dumbarse to instinctively know if I'm too far forward and I could possibly pearl.

Okay, fast forward to last night and my dewaxing and rewaxing of the 2 boards, I needed a lot of wax and the stomp seemed like it was just a tiny bit harder than the sex wax I like on the top, so I used it as a base coat.

freaking hell, I was in heaven for 2 boards, the coffee smell was overwhelming, if I thought I had enough, I was going to drag down a 3rd board and strip it just so I could wax it and get another nasal boner

I just got reminded of it when I put them on the car, you only need to be within a half a metre when you touch the bag and the aroma just oozes out.

I hope the wax works,

HAHA I think stomp is based on the Goldie mate,yep some wax's smell dam good don't they.

You better stop all this chatter and hit the road mate.

After a few hours out there you could lick the board for a pick me up..