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the hipster scam

Created by chrispy chrispy  > 9 months ago, 7 Apr 2015
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chrispy
chrispy

WA

9675 posts

7 Apr 2015 5:51pm
going on what fellow peeps believe about what longboarding should be,or how they dismiss other styles of longboarding....

Well I will go into the hipster scam. What I find amusing about this whole soul and style and bare minimum way of thinking, potrayed by so many individuals...but more from certain brands and shapers.....IS it all started from not being able to compete at longboard contests,these initial people failed at it badly.

so they walked away and started the soul and laughable hipster ****e we now now see raking in the coin...but they are not into the coin remember,its about the lifestyle.

so let me get into longboard comps from the last few years....you will now find most comps are dominated by hipster logger events,which in nearly every case is a comp for the boys,,,or more politely they are invitational contests...such as the duct tape.

remember this logger renewal was revived by the hatred of modern longboarding contests and not wanting to be judged...but look at what has happened...cool does come at a price and marketing and who you know is a valuable tool.

hypocrisy is the worlds greatest luxury
Macaha
Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

7 Apr 2015 8:00pm
On the hipsters I was at Burleigh late afternoon on Sunday and the place was like a mini Byron.
Everything old is new again,just a fad I hope.Look at the 3 big brands look how they have changed
their designs like tees and shorts.One even advertises board shorts which are not made for surfing in wtf.
Look at all those vintage stores and coffee shops they are making a killing atm but will this trend last.
SP
SP

SP

10982 posts

7 Apr 2015 6:09pm
Haha... Too Farkin funny... Nailed it..

You also forgot the funniest members of the group, the ex short boarder who used to bag LBs and even occasionally swear at people riding them and now ride them and go on about the friendly vibe and soul of riding a LB..
Nozza
Nozza

VIC

2882 posts

7 Apr 2015 8:35pm



jasdeking
jasdeking

QLD

1820 posts

7 Apr 2015 8:38pm
there just people going for a surf chrispy

or a coffee

beer

who cares how they get their glide?

cant wait to catch up one day mate
smh
smh

smh

NSW

7269 posts

7 Apr 2015 8:47pm
There's been a doco about hipsters running over the past few weeks. I was up in Sydney late last year for a turnout and plenty of hipsters were out and about. It's everywhere. It's a trend that's not going away soon I think. They don't really bother me in the surf excluding some of the nongs that aren't good enough to surf without a leggie .
Cobra
Cobra

9106 posts

7 Apr 2015 6:54pm
its just fashion+ lifestyles and everything that goes with it, i suppose.

like harley riders in black leather drinking JD or jap bike riders in clown suits drinking red bull,
all have different views on each other, all riding types of Motor bikes & all havin fun.
SandS
SandS

VIC

5904 posts

7 Apr 2015 9:09pm

hey yeah , its all the same ......... even SUP , we are just having fun . peace to one and all hipster brothers ..... hahahahahahahahaha
E T
E T

E T

QLD

2286 posts

7 Apr 2015 9:21pm
Hipsters rule.

ET.
thedrip
thedrip

WA

2355 posts

7 Apr 2015 7:30pm
Hipsters make me want to punch them in head, peel their beards off their face and wipe my proverbial with them. It just seems such a scene and try hard subculture.

Of course, I am just a 43 year old who is jealous I don't get to play with hipster girls.
thePup
thePup

13831 posts

7 Apr 2015 7:39pm
Ahhhhh yes ..... the evolution of the da Hipsta



From >>>>>>



To >>>>>




Magnificent innit hahaha




thedrip
thedrip

WA

2355 posts

7 Apr 2015 7:42pm
Unfortunately one of them is a fictional character. It would be nice if they were both figments of someone's imagination.

It would also be good if they wore a leg rope.
Cobra
Cobra

9106 posts

7 Apr 2015 8:32pm
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E T said..
Hipsters rule.

ET.


Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

7 Apr 2015 10:43pm
Seriously who really gives a farrrrk about contests? How many do you go in? How many have you been in? I went in one once - schoolboys comp in 1990 - the only reason was the nationals were at Raglan and I wanted to go there (moved there the next year for 4 years of heaven). I love contests for two reasons 1. They condense a whole lot of people in one area. 2. I like watching the pros. As for hipsters well Who really cares. Run your own race. They certainly do not bother me and my every day living. If they want to do what ever they do that's fine with me - just wear a leg rope if I am around.

I have always enjoyed surfing for the fun and places it has taken me. It's never been a sport for me. Seen many great things over the years courtesy of the surfing bug. And long may it continue. Hipsters - they can do what they like. Let them hangout in places like Byron n the Goldie and leave me in piece over here as for contests I will most probably finish my contest career on 1 comp with 1 quarter final ! And that will be all they write

thePup
thePup

13831 posts

7 Apr 2015 9:09pm
hahaha yeah mate - hey how's the hock coming along Ted getting better when are you back in the drink ????
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

7 Apr 2015 11:43pm
Probably give it one more week Pup but back at the new place on Saturday for a few days before another stint in Syndey for 10 days of work so if it's cranking I maybe forced to give it a test run fortunately thensurf has not been all time the last few days and I have had lots on so am not missing too much. Heading into primo swell season so need it fixed sooner rather than later. How's yr move east looking ?
thePup
thePup

13831 posts

7 Apr 2015 10:27pm
Great stuff brother good to hear - I am still on target for this year but lots of gear still to offload hey do you want a garage full of stuff it's going at a good price hahaha
E T
E T

E T

QLD

2286 posts

8 Apr 2015 7:52am
Pick the prime stuff and give the rest to charity Pupster, makes you feel real good and helps others.

If you have had it stored and haven't used it in yomis, give it to people who will appreciate it or a charity that can make money from it.

Anyway that's what a real hipster would do.

ET.


CMC
CMC

CMC

QLD

3954 posts

8 Apr 2015 4:54pm
I reckon the hipsters have improved the planet...

Think of things like:

Farmers Markets
Good Coffee
Good Music
Good Coffee shops with Good music
Value of Handcrafted unique items

I mean their beards and fashion is not for me but I quite enjoy a lot of the changes that the fashion has brought with it. They're also funny to look at with their perfeclty individually exactly the same as each other thing.

Next up is the Man Bun though which is just going too far....
Macaha
Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

8 Apr 2015 5:22pm
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CMC said..
I reckon the hipsters have improved the planet...

Think of things like:

Farmers Markets
Good Coffee
Good Music
Good Coffee shops with Good music
Value of Handcrafted unique items

I mean their beards and fashion is not for me but I quite enjoy a lot of the changes that the fashion has brought with it. They're also funny to look at with their perfeclty individually exactly the same as each other thing.

Next up is the Man Bun though which is just going too far....


Thats a good way to look at it,the author of this topic has long hipster hair rides single fins just saying
Macaha
Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

8 Apr 2015 5:30pm
The female version however she does live in the trees so she could well be the real deal.

laceys lane
laceys lane

QLD

19804 posts

8 Apr 2015 7:06pm
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Macaha said...
CMC said..
I reckon the hipsters have improved the planet...

Think of things like:

Farmers Markets
Good Coffee
Good Music
Good Coffee shops with Good music
Value of Handcrafted unique items

I mean their beards and fashion is not for me but I quite enjoy a lot of the changes that the fashion has brought with it. They're also funny to look at with their perfeclty individually exactly the same as each other thing.

Next up is the Man Bun though which is just going too far....


Thats a good way to look at it,the author of this topic has long hipster hair rides single fins just saying


Does he. Name the shallow bastard
thePup
thePup

13831 posts

8 Apr 2015 5:24pm
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Macaha said..
The female version however she does live in the trees so she could well be the real deal.



Macahardarse that is a blatant Pimp my son & for this you have been referred directly to the Froth review committee - you can accept an early guilty plea of 1 x 6pack of full strength (you do know the caper none of that Capybaru Piss in here thankyou very much) BEER

Section 1 , Paragraph d ...... "Full on McTavish whore , suspected sluutt , blatant unashamed Pimp , again ......"

Appeals process ends in ....... 4 seconds
oldgumtree
oldgumtree

39 posts

8 Apr 2015 5:25pm
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Macaha said..
The female version however she does live in the trees so she could well be the real deal.


Hook a brother up Mac!
Macaha
Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

8 Apr 2015 7:47pm
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thePup said..

Macaha said..
The female version however she does live in the trees so she could well be the real deal.




Macahardarse that is a blatant Pimp my son & for this you have been referred directly to the Froth review committee - you can accept an early guilty plea of 1 x 6pack of full strength (you do know the caper none of that Capybaru Piss in here thankyou very much) BEER

Section 1 , Paragraph d ...... "Full on McTavish whore , suspected sluutt , blatant unashamed Pimp , again ......"

Appeals process ends in ....... 4 seconds


I dont recall me mentioning the work mct ,I don't recall it mentioned in the clip.
So your evidence is sh-t good luck in court
thePup
thePup

13831 posts

8 Apr 2015 5:58pm
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Macaha said..

thePup said..


Macaha said..
The female version however she does live in the trees so she could well be the real deal.





Macahardarse that is a blatant Pimp my son & for this you have been referred directly to the Froth review committee - you can accept an early guilty plea of 1 x 6pack of full strength (you do know the caper none of that Capybaru Piss in here thankyou very much) BEER

Section 1 , Paragraph d ...... "Full on McTavish whore , suspected sluutt , blatant unashamed Pimp , again ......"

Appeals process ends in ....... 4 seconds



I dont recall me mentioning the work mct ,I don't recall it mentioned in the clip.
So your evidence is sh-t good luck in court


nice try mister macahahahaha but that link is directly from the Bay ..... oh and I am "the Court" ...... and you have now copped a half carton BEERFINE ..... do we want to go for 18 cans my son
laceys lane
laceys lane

QLD

19804 posts

8 Apr 2015 8:24pm
DaveBasher
DaveBasher

SA

196 posts

8 Apr 2015 10:54pm
Don't think I've seen a hipster in the surf in Sth Oz- black wetsuits + white boards here. On trips to Nth NSW and Qld over last 4 years what ****ted me the most was hipsters holding the front of beautiful longboards and dragging the tails through the sand. If your arms aint long enough to get them around a log, surf a shortboard. Or get longer arms.

towball
towball

4634 posts

9 Apr 2015 2:59am
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DaveBasher said..

Don't think I've seen a hipster in the surf in Sth Oz- black wetsuits + white boards here. On trips to Nth NSW and Qld over last 4 years what ****ted me the most was hipsters holding the front of beautiful longboards and dragging the tails through the sand. If your arms aint long enough to get them around a log, surf a shortboard. Or get longer arms.



You mean like this dave
Macaha
Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

9 Apr 2015 6:21am
Good looking rooster right there To be honest that was the Vanders car went walk about and it was my 3rd surf for the day hence board drag
towball
towball

4634 posts

9 Apr 2015 4:28am
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Macaha said..
Good looking rooster right there To be honest that was the Vanders car went walk about and it was my 3rd surf for the day hence board drag


Ha-ha couldn't help my self
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