I shouldn't tell you this because I feel such nob
At around midday, a mate texts me to say that there's a good little wave at "Bombay" and he'll see me out there.
I know the nics for most of the my local breaks but I'd never heard of "Bombay" and he's not answering his phone.
I then call another mate that he sent the text to and ask him "Where TF is Bombay"
He starts pissing himself and says "it's a self correcting typo, he means Bommy"
Oops

