I have a week away from the family coming up, and want to have 7 surprises for my lady, either deliveries or hidden at home. I have thought of flowers, chocolate, scratches, lotto, favorite DVD. Need your help to improve on the 'standard' gifts. Help, and remember, it is a secret

1. A new surfboard

2. A new bag for her new board.

3. A carton of her favourite Tooheys New.

4. Tiickets on next years Bob McTavish Maldives boat trip. She is going to love that one.

5. A book on Karma Sutra

6. Your own special surprise with a ribbon tied around it.

7. Some new cookbooks

a new bed your going to need somewhere to sleep

Guys like you disgust me.

nothing like a nice note tucked under her pillow...and other random spots through the house....or learn to read the wind and tide charts

Danellis forgot the fur lined hand cuffs nd bondage gear to go with the Karma Sutra

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Daneli said...
1. A new surfboard

2. A new bag for her new board.

3. A carton of her favourite Tooheys New.

4. Tiickets on next years Bob McTavish Maldives boat trip. She is going to love that one.

5. A book on Karma Sutra

6. Your own special surprise with a ribbon tied around it.

7. Some new cookbooks

Oh, it must be Friday.... Top reply daneli

But you forgot a cartoon of bacardi breezers as a leg opener

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chrispychru said...
nothing like a nice note tucked under her pillow...and other random spots through the house....or learn to read the wind and tide charts

Simple notes, good idea.

I don't need to learn to read the charts, that's what I have you for :-)

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Daneli said...
1. A new surfboard

2. A new bag for her new board.

3. A carton of her favourite Tooheys New.

4. Tiickets on next years Bob McTavish Maldives boat trip. She is going to love that one.

5. A book on Karma Sutra

6. Your own special surprise with a ribbon tied around it.

7. Some new cookbooks

Still laughing.

electric toothbrush - she will love you for it

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Ted the Kiwi said...
electric toothbrush - she will love you for it

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Ted the Kiwi said...
electric toothbrush - she will love you for it

Pre order her favourite take-away to be delivered mid-week when she is busy.

Get her a voucher for a coffee 'n' cake at the nearby coffee house.

Get her a one visit pass to the nearby Gym.

Get her a 'free' DVD hire voucher.

A note telling her that her favourite bottle of wine is chilling at the back of the fridge.

...Gee, I hope my missus is not reading this - I've done none of them

some melting choccie - for her bod
some double cream - also for her bod
some drambuie or irish cream - for her bod
a birthday suit - for you
some champers - for her
some rose petals - for the bath afterwards
some soft muso - for the scene
a pair of symapthetic Grandaprents - for the kiddo's

a wild imagination is a must to blend it all together .....

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GPA said...
Pre order her favourite take-away to be delivered mid-week when she is busy.

Get her a voucher for a coffee 'n' cake at the nearby coffee house.

Get her a one visit pass to the nearby Gym.

Get her a 'free' DVD hire voucher.

A note telling her that her favourite bottle of wine is chilling at the back of the fridge.

...Gee, I hope my missus is not reading this - I've done none of them

I am so bad, but it's OK because you're all bad too :-)

I think this question is best asked of OBCT. I hear he's very good at romantic gifts......

If it was me, I'd do something like this.

1) leave a picture of you semi naked by her bed.
2) call her or do some sexting
3) voucher for the local beauty parlour.
4) another voucher for the hairdresser
5) another voucher for the waxing studio
6) fifty shades of grey
7) you'll be home on the seventh day and get to sample all the fun she's had all week.

Michael

Send her a picture of your arse, that appears to be how my nearest and dearest espressses her affection for me.

She did in once before when she substituted the background pic on my phone for one of her arse. I got away with it that time, even though I first used the phone in a meeting, but only because is was such a bad photo.

Yesterday I was not so lucky, the photo proudly displayed itself to all and sundry, including my portfolio head, as the phone sat mutted and upright in the middle of the conference table.

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obct said...
Send her a picture of your arse, that appears to be how my nearest and dearest espressses her affection for me.

She did in once before when she substituted the background pic on my phone for one of her arse. I got away with it that time, even though I first used the phone in a meeting, but only because is was such a bad photo.

Yesterday I was not so lucky, the photo proudly displayed itself to all and sundry, including my portfolio head, as the phone sat mutted and upright in the middle of the conference table.

I think I have a mental picture of that I believe it is a good mental picture that I am chortling at I am hoping that I am not having cheap sordid thoughts

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kadilak said...

I have a week away from the family coming up, and want to have 7 surprises for my lady, either deliveries or hidden at home. I have thought of flowers, chocolate, scratches, lotto, favorite DVD. Need your help to improve on the 'standard' gifts. Help, and remember, it is a secret

Kadi oh Kadi,DVD,scatches,lotto oh dear.

A nice letter place it in a draw and text her while your away so she can find it.
Chocolates?
Flowers?
Girls love a good pampering,you choose what she likes,massage,hair,waxing,go with them all but you know her better.
Leave your kids at home and treat her to a super nice meal out.
She may like movies,leave two tickets for her and a friend to catch up while your away.
Drop some money in an envelope,text her again while your away and say treat yourself,go shopping.
Buy her a gift and think long and hard before you buy it,girls love it coming from the heart,she may hate what you buy but its from you

Good luck Kadi and let us know how you go.

Serious get her something you both will enjoy.

G bangers 300
New board 1000
Longboard skateboard 400
A pile of longboard DVD's 300
Two electra beach cruisers 1600

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62mac said...

kadilak said...

I have a week away from the family coming up, and want to have 7 surprises for my lady, either deliveries or hidden at home. I have thought of flowers, chocolate, scratches, lotto, favorite DVD. Need your help to improve on the 'standard' gifts. Help, and remember, it is a secret

Kadi oh Kadi,DVD,scatches,lotto oh dear.

A nice letter place it in a draw and text her while your away so she can find it.
Chocolates?
Flowers?
Girls love a good pampering,you choose what she likes,massage,hair,waxing,go with them all but you know her better.
Leave your kids at home and treat her to a super nice meal out.
She may like movies,leave two tickets for her and a friend to catch up while your away.
Drop some money in an envelope,text her again while your away and say treat yourself,go shopping.
Buy her a gift and think long and hard before you buy it,girls love it coming from the heart,she may hate what you buy but its from you

Good luck Kadi and let us know how you go.

I was after ideas Mac, not judgment

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obct said...
Send her a picture of your arse, that appears to be how my nearest and dearest espressses her affection for me.

She did in once before when she substituted the background pic on my phone for one of her arse. I got away with it that time, even though I first used the phone in a meeting, but only because is was such a bad photo.

Yesterday I was not so lucky, the photo proudly displayed itself to all and sundry, including my portfolio head, as the phone sat mutted and upright in the middle of the conference table.

Wouldn't it be great to be taking pictures of your own ass and someone walks in on you. That sounds like a scene from american pie or revenge of the nerds.

What could possibly go wrong with taking and sharing a photo of your ass.

I think obct lives in a very funny household

Kadi I've given you my best,I now have nothing

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kadilak said...

I have a week away from the family coming up

Thats probably enough of a gift right there - she is probably looking forward to it

So where are you off to and what are ya doing? Is this a lads trip and hence the need for a present?

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obct said...
Send her a picture of your arse, that appears to be how my nearest and dearest espressses her affection for me.

She did in once before when she substituted the background pic on my phone for one of her arse. I got away with it that time, even though I first used the phone in a meeting, but only because is was such a bad photo.

Yesterday I was not so lucky, the photo proudly displayed itself to all and sundry, including my portfolio head, as the phone sat mutted and upright in the middle of the conference table.

Wouldn't it be great to be taking pictures of your own ass and someone walks in on you. That sounds like a scene from american pie or revenge of the nerds.

What could possibly go wrong with taking and sharing a photo of your ass.

Think we are heading to Chrispy giving a demo on putting holes in donuts

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Ted the Kiwi said...

kadilak said...

I have a week away from the family coming up

Thats probably enough of a gift right there - she is probably looking forward to it

So where are you off to and what are ya doing? Is this a lads trip and hence the need for a present?

If it were a lads trip you'd all be invited. No waves or beer where I'm going. I think I just need to improve in the romantic gift department and it sounds like most of you do too.

First Christmas I was with the missus I gave her "coupons" for services rendered. Worked well, be careful how many you make they where popping up for about a year, not that I complained

Or just tell her to organize a girls weekend and let her have a weekend outa town to let her hair down.

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cRAZY Canuk said...

Or just tell her to organize a girls weekend and let her have a weekend outa town to let her hair down.

I am trying to send my fiancé to your homeland for a good friends wedding with the girls - hoping it will give me enough points for a trip to Northern Sumatra. Its a long bow but I do not have many options otherwise