obct would love this throne room !!

Plus all the functionality to wash ya bum !! Blow dry, adjust the spray strength, adjust direction... A little forward, or a little back !!
Heated seats...

I always wondered about those fountains that wash your crack. What happens if I enjoy it too much and don't want to get off. Would I question my sexuality ?

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Scotty88 said...
Would I question my sexuality ?

Maybe take it as a sign that you should import them and sell them down your way - should be strong demand.

I don't know about the dry button on that machine. Those hand dryers are useless so how would one of those be on your arse ?

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smh said...

I don't know about the dry button on that machine. Those hand dryers are useless so how would one of those be on your arse ?

Look we do not want Simondo the demo one now do we,you know he would post pictures.

^ maybe he could get some nice Japanese lady to demo it.

What is the white ball on the sink ?

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SP said...

^ maybe he could get some nice Japanese lady to demo it.

What is the white ball on the sink ?

Golf practice mate they love their golf

The white ball is probably a soap dispenser. A bloke I work with is in a defacto relationship with a Thai woman and her father came over for a visit. One morning he caught the old bloke washing his arse in the sink and it turned into a full on argument. The old bugger didn't believe in toilet paper.

In this the United Nations Year of Sanitation, Simondo has been invited by The Greenroom to host an international travel show with a difference. SIMONDO's WORLD follows sea breeze's favourite contributor on a sightseeing tour you won't find in any travel guide. Simondo scours Japan for wonderful, bizarre, intriguing and often downright ridiculous examples of toilet technology and the people connected to them.

SIMONDO'S WORLD is a uniquely engaging, informative and entertaining celebration of humanity – told with honesty, respect and heart – via one of the most basic but least talked about aspects of human life – “taking care of business.”

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SP said...

^ maybe he could get some nice Japanese lady to demo it.

What is the white ball on the sink ?

One forgot her panties

i would love one of them bum washers to have at home, because i always get funny looks when i go down to the park and use the Bubblers

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weiry said...

i would love one of them bum washers to have at home, because i always get funny looks when i go down to the park and use the Bubblers

Hahaha

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weiry said...

i would love one of them bum washers to have at home, because i always get funny looks when i go down to the park and use the Bubblers

Gold weiry gold.

This forum has turned into sh-t

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chrispychru said...

SP said...

^ maybe he could get some nice Japanese lady to demo it.

What is the white ball on the sink ?

Whats with the shoes being all the same, dont tell me they make you wear one style of shoe, WTF if they hurt your feet, funny people those jap's[}:)]

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weiry said...

Whats with the shoes being all the same, dont tell me they make you wear one style of shoe, WTF if they hurt your feet, funny people those jap's[}:)]

yeah - the shoes and uniforms are the same but not those other things aren't - whats up with that?

some Japanese ladies loos have automatic music so no one can hear them_________

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laceys lane said...

some Japanese ladies loos have automatic music so no one can hear them_________

What would happen if you turned the spray up to full pressure on the control panel, then pooed at the same time as the spray was coming out

what if you have a hairy freckle, can you put it on Gerni mode

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What would happen if you turned the spray up to full pressure on the control panel, then pooed at the same time as the spray was coming out

Not sure. I'll try that tomorrow and get a video and put it on Youtube!

It probably would need to have a high pressure mode if you want it really get those dingleberries cleaned off

Edit

For those unsure of what a dingleberry is. the following definition is from the urban dictionary.



"A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts."

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obct said...

It probably would need to have a high pressure mode if you want it really get those dingleberries cleaned off

Edit

For those unsure of what a dingleberry is. the following definition is from the urban dictionary.



"A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts."

Thats so funny ive been calling a good mate a dingleberry for years and all along he;s been a SH!T dag

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obct said...

It probably would need to have a high pressure mode if you want it really get those dingleberries cleaned off

Edit

For those unsure of what a dingleberry is. the following definition is from the urban dictionary.



"A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts."

and they farken twang too the bastards , must be all the furr round me olde starfish

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SP said...

^ maybe he could get some nice Japanese lady to demo it.

What is the white ball on the sink ?

Hey mate, everyone seem to have let it slip through the cracks but big congrats on finally posting a photo,, next we expect clips

Speaking of vids still waiting for sewn, hopefully tomorrow.

Edit and that photo is heaps creepy, c'mon Simondo it's there you just need to look harder

Carefull...

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SP said...

Hey mate, everyone seem to have let it slip through the cracks but big congrats on finally posting a photo,, next we expect clips

+ 1

Here's the toilet bowl video on You Tube !!























Just kidding.... some Yokohama Jazz.
I filmed this last night.
When it get's a little bit shakey, that's me reaching over for my beer (not in video frame!)

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obct said...

It probably would need to have a high pressure mode if you want it really get those dingleberries cleaned off

Edit

For those unsure of what a dingleberry is. the following definition is from the urban dictionary.



"A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts."

I've been meaning to reply to this comment for ages... keep forgetting... too much fun at night!

However, the Japanese toilet is actually all about being "paper-less". Variation on the old concept of a paperless office... So basically you blow some warm water up your bum and wash it all away... no paper required, and therefore no dingleberries !!

Oh ok , well they save on tree cutting thats gotta be good but what happens if you've got a "sticky date pudding poo" mate I'd still be tempted to have a box of tissues at hand just in case I'm off to the little lady's place afterwards , that would be embarassing eh .... then again a shower would fix that I spose!
Cheers for the update Simo