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noseriding for the incompetent

Created by obct obct  > 9 months ago, 3 Jul 2011
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obct
obct

NSW

3487 posts

3 Jul 2011 7:16pm
Ain't nose ride'n fuuuurrn?

I took out the ITP today, it's so rare that I get the chance to ride it because it really needs just the right wave for someone with my ability.

On really small days like this, there's a seldom used bank way down the beach that's got some nice little peelers happ'n.

I never would have believed that any board could hold a fat turd like me up the front.

The first time I used it a couple of months back, I was so amazed that I could stay up there I just had to look around behind me to see what the back of the board was doing.

There was the tail and most of the deck jammed under the curl, just like it was supposed to be doing.

Because I can only walk to the nose and not back again, there was this other time when the nose dipped about 2 inches under water and I thought, “ok, I'm done for, as usual” but to my amazement it just kept going for about another 5 metes or so with my left foot 2 inches under water and my right foot not far behind.

I'm so fascinated by it, I even run up the front when I'm not supposed to just on the off chance I get a bit of nose action.

I always though it would be hard to stay high on the wave bit it seems to want to be there without you even trying.

I think it's a good addition to the quiver.
asea
asea

QLD

5544 posts

3 Jul 2011 7:48pm
Obct i know where you're coming from isn't it a great buzz when you finally get the nose ride down pat but even better when you walk back and do a cutback.It'll come keep persisting.Good on you
obct
obct

NSW

3487 posts

3 Jul 2011 8:11pm
Yeah, I'll keep at it whenever I get the chance but I think a change in tactics are needed.

I made a cross stepping trainer and whilst I can do it real quick on the trainer, I'm not so good on the board.

I think I'll try to practice shuffling quickly on the trainer and see how that works next time I'm in the water.

asea
asea

QLD

5544 posts

3 Jul 2011 8:17pm
Obct i hope you don't shuffle after the hard work you've done to crossstep to the nose.
62mac
62mac

WA

24860 posts

3 Jul 2011 6:29pm
no comment
asea
asea

QLD

5544 posts

3 Jul 2011 8:37pm
Razor might be the go Mac what do you reckon?
obct
obct

NSW

3487 posts

3 Jul 2011 9:51pm
Something to shoot for.....I wish



Forget about the stepping how about the drop knees and the switch foot'n
62mac
62mac

WA

24860 posts

3 Jul 2011 7:52pm
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asea said...

Razor might be the go Mac what do you reckon?


Nope,UFO or Evo 2 if someone can me information other than stated on the mct site.
lost at sea
lost at sea

WA

358 posts

3 Jul 2011 9:00pm
I thought all you guys were incompetent , thats why you ride mals[}:)] ha ha ha ha ha
obct
obct

NSW

3487 posts

4 Jul 2011 3:47am
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tortise said...

I thought all you guys were incompetent , thats why you ride mals[}:)] ha ha ha ha ha


You're right.

We're just happy that we're not so incompetent that we have to ride SUPs



asea
asea

QLD

5544 posts

4 Jul 2011 9:20am
Obct you've got it wired after watching you in action in that video.
towball
towball

4634 posts

4 Jul 2011 8:36am
mac SUPS
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obct said...

tortise said...

I thought all you guys were incompetent , thats why you ride mals[}:)] ha ha ha ha ha


You're right.

We're just happy that we're not so incompetent that we have to ride SUPs






smh
smh

smh

NSW

7269 posts

4 Jul 2011 10:54am
Just keep trying obct. You've done it once so you can do it again. Is the ITP an In The Pink ?
62mac
62mac

WA

24860 posts

4 Jul 2011 9:00am
Yes I have a bad attitude to go with it,so if you don't want 10 foot of board shoved up your behind,shut up or I'll rock up to your local and show no respect drop in snake,get greedy and all else fails I'll wank off in the car park about how good my DC and Naishe is ,how I dominated the small conditions ran over women and kids.

doggie
doggie

WA

15849 posts

4 Jul 2011 9:17am
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62mac said...

Yes I have a bad attitude to go with it,so if you don't want 10 foot of board shoved up your behind,shut up or I'll rock up to your local and show no respect drop in snake,get greedy and all else fails I'll wank off in the car park about how good my DC and Naishe is ,how I dominated the small conditions ran over women and kids.




Macs best post in a while, go the agro mac!!!
asea
asea

QLD

5544 posts

4 Jul 2011 11:54am
Doddie he's starting to harden up in his youthful age.
smh
smh

smh

NSW

7269 posts

4 Jul 2011 1:41pm
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62mac said...

Yes I have a bad attitude to go with it,so if you don't want 10 foot of board shoved up your behind,shut up or I'll rock up to your local and show no respect drop in snake,get greedy and all else fails I'll wank off in the car park about how good my DC and Naishe is ,how I dominated the small conditions ran over women and kids.




Spoken like a true SUP er.
doggie
doggie

WA

15849 posts

4 Jul 2011 12:05pm
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asea said...

Doggie he's starting to harden up in his youthful age.


Yea he is already talking about 10 footers
towball
towball

4634 posts

4 Jul 2011 12:15pm
Gee I just pissed my pants
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62mac said...

Yes I have a bad attitude to go with it,so if you don't want 10 foot of board shoved up your behind,shut up or I'll rock up to your local and show no respect drop in snake,get greedy and all else fails I'll wank off in the car park about how good my DC and Naishe is ,how I dominated the small conditions ran over women and kids.




62mac
62mac

WA

24860 posts

4 Jul 2011 12:54pm
Its now 1.40 pm and I still have a stinking attitude because I am THE incompetent noserider and with a build of a front row forward there's no hope which makes me so upset,I carry on like a stand upper who was just told to p-ss off and start crying like baby who needs a sh-ty nappy changed or is struggling for acceptance in the lineup which is never going to happen.
So I log onto a forum and meet like minded people and we compare stories of how hated we are and cry some more and how many stick eye's we received on the weekend.
Often post pictures or videos of ones self to brag how good I am or in most cases how much of a total kook I am.
Start a topic on doing a DW'er,gee everyone up make arrangements and at the last minute pull the pin and let the team down.And lets start a topic on naish 14 v 17 foot and the differance,wtf,what do ya reckon,3 foot maybe.

signed incompetent noserider
doggie
doggie

WA

15849 posts

4 Jul 2011 12:56pm
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62mac said...

Its now 1.40 pm and I still have a stinking attitude because I am THE incompetent noserider and with a build of a front row forward there's no hope which makes me so upset,I carry on like a stand upper who was just told to p-ss off and start crying like baby who needs a sh-ty nappy changed or is struggling for acceptance in the lineup which is never going to happen.
So I log onto a forum and meet like minded people and we compare stories of how hated we are and cry some more and how many stick eye's we received on the weekend.
Often post pictures or videos of ones self to brag how good I am or in most cases how much of a total kook I am.
Start a topic on doing a DW'er,gee everyone up make arrangements and at the last minute pull the pin and let the team down.

signed incompetent noserider


Gold mac, that sums up the sup room to a tee

Mac you forgot the "what is the difference between a DC14 & DC17" I would have thought three feet but thats just me
towball
towball

4634 posts

4 Jul 2011 1:08pm
Now thats why I'm on this forum SUPose you come from Gabraltor too.
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62mac said...

Its now 1.40 pm and I still have a stinking attitude because I am THE incompetent noserider and with a build of a front row forward there's no hope which makes me so upset,I carry on like a stand upper who was just told to p-ss off and start crying like baby who needs a sh-ty nappy changed or is struggling for acceptance in the lineup which is never going to happen.
So I log onto a forum and meet like minded people and we compare stories of how hated we are and cry some more and how many stick eye's we received on the weekend.
Often post pictures or videos of ones self to brag how good I am or in most cases how much of a total kook I am.
Start a topic on doing a DW'er,gee everyone up make arrangements and at the last minute pull the pin and let the team down.And lets start a topic on naish 14 v 17 foot and the differance,wtf,what do ya reckon,3 foot maybe.

signed incompetent noserider


towball
towball

4634 posts

4 Jul 2011 1:11pm
Actually its that bloody cold here I'm too scared to pee
62mac
62mac

WA

24860 posts

4 Jul 2011 1:39pm
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towball said...

Actually its that bloody cold here I'm too scared to pee


On the cold days I make a point of peeing in my wettie just before entering the water,dam thing smells a bit so no you won't want to borrow it

obct
obct

NSW

3487 posts

4 Jul 2011 4:48pm
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asea said...

Obct you've got it wired after watching you in action in that video.


Bugger, my secret is out.
obct
obct

NSW

3487 posts

4 Jul 2011 4:49pm
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smh said...

Just keep trying obct. You've done it once so you can do it again. Is the ITP an In The Pink ?


Yes, a tuffy

lost at sea
lost at sea

WA

358 posts

4 Jul 2011 8:29pm
ha ha ha now we are cooking [}:)] I just wish i could turn up to a break with my gay beaver tail wetsuit top and dumb ass jesus hair cut and hang out with all you coooooooooooooooooool dudes [}:)]
obct
obct

NSW

3487 posts

5 Jul 2011 5:23am
Perhaps a combination of cross stepping up and a shuffle back may be a good idea.

Take a look at this guy, about 80% of the time he goes back, it's a shuffle, even his backward cross stepping is hardly a cross step. He seems to be doing okay.

Actually, he sometimes combines the back shuffle with a funny little hop.

asea
asea

QLD

5544 posts

5 Jul 2011 8:01am
Thanks Mac for the mail and you wanted to sell me that wettie full of piss
doggie
doggie

WA

15849 posts

5 Jul 2011 8:47am
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tortise said...

ha ha ha now we are cooking [}:)] I just wish i could turn up to a break with my gay beaver tail wetsuit top and dumb ass jesus hair cut and hang out with all you coooooooooooooooooool dudes [}:)]


With a beaver tail you will be the coolest
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