nice read from pete bowes....explains quite a few things/behaviour of you lot!!
petebowes.com/2012/03/22/longboarders-their-positive-side/

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Prawnhead said...

nice read from pete bowes....explains quite a few things/behaviour of you lot!!
petebowes.com/2012/03/22/longboarders-their-positive-side/

Don't waste your time boys, your time could be better used digging out a booga.

Agree SP! ZZzzz... Who told Prawnhead there was even a Longboard Forum on here anyway!
Topic is on top at the moment... but resist the urge to reply, and let the topic sink down the list!

Funny as

and i thought an oxymoron was a crazed welder !! (bump)

Having a boring day mate

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doggie said...

Funny as

Low Doggie low

Prawnhead Smelly and full of brown gooey shiz

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Prawnhead said...

nice read from pete bowes....explains quite a few things/behaviour of you lot!!
petebowes.com/2012/03/22/longboarders-their-positive-side/

Prawnhead rules

good to see some well written factual articles from time to time


cruel, but fair



ps i'm just glad it's not sups for once

oh yawn.. and then there are these long boarders

Longboard = cruisy
Shortboard = bitchslap

No coming back from that Jas'

I thought the story by P Bowes started out quite well, a great little bit of a smart arse style, which I do like. I immediately thought “ god bless young master Pee Bow and his little passive/aggressive self, and thankyou Mr Pawnhead for sharing someone else's imaginative words with us”.

But my initial enthusiasm soon gave way to disappointment in subsequent paragraphs as I could see Pee Bowl sink further into the abyss of the pure aggressive with little wit and a lot of cliché.

But then Urine Receptacle won back my heart with a single line “optimistic for the future of the sport”.

God bless his cotton sox, the adorable little chap, the light of Mrs Receptacles life, that lovely young man thinks surfing is a “sport”.

How cute is that eh? Soon be an Olympic event, I dare say, and I've no doubt whatsoever that a Slater will become a household name for something other than a Woodlouse within the Anthropoda Phylum

So I guess I owe Piss Bucket an apology for thinking he was a bit of a twat (Labia Minora unless I miss my guess) rather than just another harmless delusional.

And once more, thanks also to Pornhead, who so graciously and eloquently shared some else's creativity with us.

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obct said...

I thought the story by P Bowes started out quite well, a great little bit of a smart arse style, which I do like. I immediately thought “ god bless young master Pee Bow and his little passive/aggressive self, and thankyou Mr Pawnhead for sharing someone else's imaginative words with us”.

But my initial enthusiasm soon gave way to disappointment in subsequent paragraphs as I could see Pee Bowl sink further into the abyss of the pure aggressive with little wit and a lot of cliché.

But then Urine Receptacle won back my heart with a single line “optimistic for the future of the sport”.

God bless his cotton sox, the adorable little chap, the light of Mrs Receptacles life, that lovely young man thinks surfing is a “sport”.

How cute is that eh? Soon be an Olympic event, I dare say, and I've no doubt whatsoever that a Slater will become a household name for something other than a Woodlouse within the Anthropoda Phylum

So I guess I owe Piss Bucket an apology for thinking he was a bit of a twat (Labia Minora unless I miss my guess) rather than just another harmless delusional.

And once more, thanks also to Pornhead, who so graciously and eloquently shared some else's creativity with us.

Nice comeback obct. From P Bowes to Piss Bucket Lol

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obct said...

I thought the story by P Bowes started out quite well, a great little bit of a smart arse style, which I do like. I immediately thought “ god bless young master Pee Bow and his little passive/aggressive self, and thankyou Mr Pawnhead for sharing someone else's imaginative words with us”.

But my initial enthusiasm soon gave way to disappointment in subsequent paragraphs as I could see Pee Bowl sink further into the abyss of the pure aggressive with little wit and a lot of cliché.

But then Urine Receptacle won back my heart with a single line “optimistic for the future of the sport”.

God bless his cotton sox, the adorable little chap, the light of Mrs Receptacles life, that lovely young man thinks surfing is a “sport”.

How cute is that eh? Soon be an Olympic event, I dare say, and I've no doubt whatsoever that a Slater will become a household name for something other than a Woodlouse within the Anthropoda Phylum

So I guess I owe Piss Bucket an apology for thinking he was a bit of a twat (Labia Minora unless I miss my guess) rather than just another harmless delusional.

And once more, thanks also to Pornhead, who so graciously and eloquently shared some else's creativity with us.

so good mate,that i think people should read your reply again. yet i did think it was funny........for a bit. the guy that wrote that must have won a world title...at something

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obct said...

I thought the story by P Bowes started out quite well, a great little bit of a smart arse style, which I do like. I immediately thought “ god bless young master Pee Bow and his little passive/aggressive self, and thankyou Mr Pawnhead for sharing someone else's imaginative words with us”.

But my initial enthusiasm soon gave way to disappointment in subsequent paragraphs as I could see Pee Bowl sink further into the abyss of the pure aggressive with little wit and a lot of cliché.

But then Urine Receptacle won back my heart with a single line “optimistic for the future of the sport”.

God bless his cotton sox, the adorable little chap, the light of Mrs Receptacles life, that lovely young man thinks surfing is a “sport”.

How cute is that eh? Soon be an Olympic event, I dare say, and I've no doubt whatsoever that a Slater will become a household name for something other than a Woodlouse within the Anthropoda Phylum

So I guess I owe Piss Bucket an apology for thinking he was a bit of a twat (Labia Minora unless I miss my guess) rather than just another harmless delusional.

And once more, thanks also to Pornhead, who so graciously and eloquently shared some else's creativity with us.

Pure gold mate

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dotcomdotau said...

obct said...

I thought the story by P Bowes started out quite well, a great little bit of a smart arse style, which I do like. I immediately thought “ god bless young master Pee Bow and his little passive/aggressive self, and thankyou Mr Pawnhead for sharing someone else's imaginative words with us”.

But my initial enthusiasm soon gave way to disappointment in subsequent paragraphs as I could see Pee Bowl sink further into the abyss of the pure aggressive with little wit and a lot of cliché.

But then Urine Receptacle won back my heart with a single line “optimistic for the future of the sport”.

God bless his cotton sox, the adorable little chap, the light of Mrs Receptacles life, that lovely young man thinks surfing is a “sport”.

How cute is that eh? Soon be an Olympic event, I dare say, and I've no doubt whatsoever that a Slater will become a household name for something other than a Woodlouse within the Anthropoda Phylum

So I guess I owe Piss Bucket an apology for thinking he was a bit of a twat (Labia Minora unless I miss my guess) rather than just another harmless delusional.

And once more, thanks also to Pornhead, who so graciously and eloquently shared some else's creativity with us.

Pure gold mate

and scary. never cross obct

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laceys lane said...

dotcomdotau said...

obct said...

I thought the story by P Bowes started out quite well, a great little bit of a smart arse style, which I do like. I immediately thought “ god bless young master Pee Bow and his little passive/aggressive self, and thankyou Mr Pawnhead for sharing someone else's imaginative words with us”.

But my initial enthusiasm soon gave way to disappointment in subsequent paragraphs as I could see Pee Bowl sink further into the abyss of the pure aggressive with little wit and a lot of cliché.

But then Urine Receptacle won back my heart with a single line “optimistic for the future of the sport”.

God bless his cotton sox, the adorable little chap, the light of Mrs Receptacles life, that lovely young man thinks surfing is a “sport”.

How cute is that eh? Soon be an Olympic event, I dare say, and I've no doubt whatsoever that a Slater will become a household name for something other than a Woodlouse within the Anthropoda Phylum

So I guess I owe Piss Bucket an apology for thinking he was a bit of a twat (Labia Minora unless I miss my guess) rather than just another harmless delusional.

And once more, thanks also to Pornhead, who so graciously and eloquently shared some else's creativity with us.

Pure gold mate

and scary. never cross obct

Yes, possibly the most intelligent thing ever written on Seabreeze...

obct - luv ya mate - you took it on the chin just right

^^^
Is that Makaha

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obct said...



And once more, thanks also to Pornhead, who so graciously and eloquently shared some else's creativity with us.

Thank you, that's the nicest thing any" longboarder" has ever said to me !!
Normally they aren't happy when i share with them....

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GPA said...

^^^
Is that Makaha

Nope.

I can vouch for this. Was at a reef north of Perths most popular beach. Probably the only short boarder entrenched in a LB lineup. Never been good in a crowd so didn't really go for the waves as the LB'ers took off in droves with every set.

Yet every so often they'd let a few waves go to blokes like me on the inside and when I'd finish my ride you could tell they were watching

^ maybe you were just on the wrong board

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newguy said...

I can vouch for this. Was at a reef north of Perths most popular beach. Probably the only short boarder entrenched in a LB lineup. Never been good in a crowd so didn't really go for the waves as the LB'ers took off in droves with every set.

Yet every so often they'd let a few waves go to blokes like me on the inside and when I'd finish my ride you could tell they were watching

Get a longboard mate. Long boarding is for everyone.

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newguy said...

I can vouch for this. Was at a reef north of Perths most popular beach. Probably the only short boarder entrenched in a LB lineup. Never been good in a crowd so didn't really go for the waves as the LB'ers took off in droves with every set.

Yet every so often they'd let a few waves go to blokes like me on the inside and when I'd finish my ride you could tell they were watching

Get a longboard mate. Long boarding is for everyone.

All on ,party wave which reminds me of mac dropping in last week,good time was had.

Mac would probably be a bit careful with the new splice. I like Macs board loan condition " you ding it you own it" that would be pretty likely at Snapper.

Just added a 7ft softie (new for $100) to my quiver, does that count? Never realised how much fun they were til I took one out the other day and also, I can throw it around and not worry about dinging it or Mac's loan conditions!