am sitting on the balcony fuming. have friends here who are really cool.....except one bird has turned up with a total legend,ask him now i have to go back downstairs and refrain myself from beating this tight arse pr1ck who is smashing my beer down and complaining that my seafood could be fresher(from the trawler today) and how i should have bought a short board so he could show me how its done(doesnt surf anymore cause he is to busy) my girl is trying to get rid of him along with everyone else,yet she has seen my eyeballs starting to spin and knows the edge is near rant over,need another beer

Chrispy slip a 2/0 chemically sharpened bream hook into one of his prawns

Bugger Chrispy! The hook idea sounds the go!

Sounds like my brother in law who I've not seen in 15 years.

I wish it was 30.

He's probably the only reason I would look forward to Dementia, just so I could completely forget about the the loud mouthed, full of crap turd.

I got my own back in one way, I hear he looks like Dr Evil now.

Simple solution :

Or take him upstairs......



There may still be hope for the bloke, he hasn't said he rides a SUP yet....

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vanders1 said...

Simple solution :

Or take him upstairs......



There may still be hope for the bloke, he hasn't said he rides a SUP yet....

Chrispy keep it cool mate and NEVER invite this guy again ffs,you host great food by the sounds of it and free beers,ffs what did he bring other than a sup attitude

made me laugh boys. pulled my girls friend aside and gave her some options. pulled the legend aside and told him to fu.k off out of here or..... he was devastated still thinking he was the man holding the whole night together with his wit and greatness. then he went back to get his girl to say he was leaving cause we are just jealous off him and he no longer wants to be around us,everyone clapped,8 off us here...... now the kicker.... she wouldnt drive him home so he hit her up for $50 so he could get a cab home,**** me what a champ. read through it all and you lads are funny,few of the lads dont surf here but would have a drink with all of you they want to start a yobbo forum now now to watch the dragons win i hope. keep smiling crew,its what life is all about till you meet a dick head. this was proudly presented by tooheys extra dry platinum

Nice work Chrispy!

I'm watching my Cats slam Collingwood at The MCG !! Brilliant! (watching on TV from Torquay).

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Simondo said...

Nice work Chrispy!

I'm watching my Cats slam Collingwood at The MCG !! Brilliant! (watching on TV from Torquay).

You just keep givin' me more reasons to dislike you simon

BB, I've still got that Billy Hamilton Tufflite. Great condition. Struggling to find a buyer at the moment. You can have it for $225 including freight. I need the money quickly. Condition is about 9 out of 10. You could probably sell it on The Goldie for $425 for a nice profit. PM me.