This is a result of listening to the JBAY commentary & liquid amber thought juice. So golf has eagels, bogies hole in one etc. Other sports have terms for their best shots, hits,positions etc whats surfing got? Oh he's got a 10..thats it!. Come on lads lets come up with some terms that could be used. I guess seeing that surfing is water based it should reflect that....like a 10 is a "shark" or "great white", meaning that the shark is the perfect killing machine in the water & that the surfer just "killed" that wave. Or would it be a "whale" biggest score you can get? Any thoughts?

I think you have been consuming to much of the "old amber fluid" Uncle.

ET.

Uncle - I heard these the other day from the so-called commentary team

'club sandwich' & 'prime ribs' & 'Australian hoagie' which is almost an improvement over the much hyped and used "chandelier"

I think your idea has some merit - unlike ET though I would encourage you to drink more amber liquid and record your thought processes in this thread

My suggestion Pottz should start calling Joe turpel the muppet ****er...

oookkeee ddookkkiiee teddhy boy.

hmmmm well after some thought I feel we should go the chick system ......

Pulled an Anastasia ..... smoking hot moves , a delight to see & something you aspire to be able to do - a 9/10

Cracked a Kournikova ..... pouring on the the sugar , big carves on a small eastern euro wave with maybe a bit of arse involved with the choice - a 7/10 or 8/10

The Bingle ..... Average effort that everyone has done or will do eventually given time - a 6/10

Crashing out with a Kardashian ..... sorry champion you have failed miserably - a 4/10 or 5/10

Saturday McDonald's Slapper ..... geez what a farking shocker , poor bastard - less than 4/10

The skull is a legend, if olnly youh coud rplekate his 'mad scientist" laugh. Hogie watz a hogie, only hogie waz "Carmichael" did a liddle sonk in Bogie movie,a hh Bogie, "at least hes well haf Pariz". Hogie was in inin, im thinkin where bogie save the pesants somfink to do wif boatz. Fken okkie sitz there like a noddy doll ohh 'got me dreds cut" jeez okkie if to cold just say 'Im fken freezin wot u yanks bangin on about. Oh & an ozzie beat slatz yeeehha. Hope their hogie bricks chandileir world ends. Jeez id love to do Rodney Rudes "mcdonalds' to 'em. THATS IT RODNEY CALLS THE COMPS, end ofsession switching to red now icchabod mud, OUT.

mmmmmmmm Uncle I am thirsty

Puppy, pup, 'ol pup go n get yaself a terry dear,my shout. Fatter of mact make it, whatever u feel comfortable with at the hoie moie.