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Daneli > 9 months ago, 27 Jan 2012

Daneli

QLD

1538 posts

27 Jan 2012 7:23pm

You have to wear your wife's glasses to read the Longboard Forum

obct

NSW

3487 posts

27 Jan 2012 8:25pm

you have to get your wife to pluck your ear hair every 2 months.

sh!t it hurts

smh

NSW

7269 posts

27 Jan 2012 8:48pm

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Daneli said...

You have to wear your wife's glasses to read the Longboard Forum

I wear my own.

Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

27 Jan 2012 8:48pm

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smh said...

Daneli said...

You have to wear your wife's glasses to read the Longboard Forum

I wear my own.

same

62mac

24860 posts

27 Jan 2012 5:50pm

HAHA that was me a couple of years ago,now I wear my own

laceys lane

QLD

19804 posts

27 Jan 2012 8:01pm

reading this post makes me feel good

smh

NSW

7269 posts

27 Jan 2012 9:29pm

When your out buying nappies your in trouble.

62mac

24860 posts

27 Jan 2012 6:44pm

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smh said...

When your out buying nappies your in trouble.

and not for your own kids

when you try and try find a longboard kooks vid to stir up the residents and instead watch something called

myspace.com/djsurfocker/video/maestros-del-longboard-c.j-nelson-/100865793

and sit there spellbound and dig the music

well there's one pay out that went badly wrong

Simondo

VIC

8024 posts

27 Jan 2012 10:35pm

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smh said...

When your out buying nappies your in trouble.

You mean when your kids are buying you nappies!

I buy nappies all the time!

NICE VIDEO LACEY ! THANKS!

obct

NSW

3487 posts

27 Jan 2012 11:10pm

When Billy Connely turned 60, he was given 3 rules to live by.

1. Never miss the opportunity to take a piss, even if you don't need to take a piss, take it anyway

2. Never trust a fart

3. If you've got an erection, use it. Even if you're alone.

Hell, I stopped trusting farts before I turned 50.

BulldogPup

6657 posts

27 Jan 2012 8:24pm

....you trot into a "Doof Doof" (music) store to excavate for a good old rock n roll CD & the little tart behind the counter sneers at you like you were a 100 year old[}:)]

smh

NSW

7269 posts

28 Jan 2012 10:06am

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obct said...

When Billy Connely turned 60, he was given 3 rules to live by.

1. Never miss the opportunity to take a piss, even if you don't need to take a piss, take it anyway

2. Never trust a fart

3. If you've got an erection, use it. Even if you're alone.

Hell, I stopped trusting farts before I turned 50.

I never trust farts in Bali. I'm doing the drawback a fair bit when I'm there. How funny is Billy Connolly. He did another one where he was complaining about people having sex in public toilets and anytime someone comes in for a crap it's like a breath of fresh air.

chrispychru

QLD

7932 posts

28 Jan 2012 10:27am

well i never thought these words would have come out off my mouth but,arent the bloody coppers getting younger,still look like they are in high school

laceys lane

QLD

19804 posts

28 Jan 2012 10:57am

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chrispychru said...

well i never thought these words would have come out off my mouth but,arent the bloody coppers getting younger,still look like they are in high school

do they kick your head in as hard as the old cops. i'm guessing you would know

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just fun

cheers

towball

4634 posts

28 Jan 2012 10:15am

When you have to wear glasses to read da breeze and you are already wear contacts

chrispychru

QLD

7932 posts

28 Jan 2012 9:24pm

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laceys lane said...

chrispychru said...

well i never thought these words would have come out off my mouth but,arent the bloody coppers getting younger,still look like they are in high school

do they kick your head in as hard as the old cops. i'm guessing you would know

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just fun

cheers

funny,i did cop a few off them in the day

after that it was a different story

asea

QLD

5544 posts

28 Jan 2012 9:35pm

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chrispychru said...

laceys lane said...

chrispychru said...

well i never thought these words would have come out off my mouth but,arent the bloody coppers getting younger,still look like they are in high school

do they kick your head in as hard as the old cops. i'm guessing you would know

.

just fun

cheers

funny,i did cop a few off them in the day

after that it was a different story

BS chrispy you'd be back for more

doggie

15849 posts

2 Feb 2012 2:16pm

FFffffaaaaaaarrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkk you guys are old

Prawnhead

NSW

1317 posts

2 Feb 2012 6:10pm

when your girlfriend is a grandmother!
and you don't need to use specs for the computer just yet ..only for the close fine stuff
^^^^
Don't worry dogstar ....your time is nigh for near vision specs,
"denial" won't just be a river in Egypt.

doggie

15849 posts

2 Feb 2012 3:17pm

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Prawnhead said...

when your girlfriend is a grandmother!
and you don't need to use specs for the computer just yet ..only for the close fine stuff
^^^^
Don't worry dogstar ....your time is nigh for near vision specs,
"denial" won't just be a river in Egypt.

But it is........

laceys lane

QLD

19804 posts

2 Feb 2012 6:28pm

when morrissey looks this old, fark, the smiths were just about a religion at one stage

62mac

24860 posts

2 Feb 2012 5:10pm

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doggie said...

FFffffaaaaaaarrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkk you guys are old

Maybe so,which means closer to retirement

keep working another 10 years doggie

laceys lane

QLD

19804 posts

2 Feb 2012 7:46pm

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62mac said...

doggie said...

FFffffaaaaaaarrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkk you guys are old

Maybe so,which means closer to retirement

keep working another 10 years doggie

i heard doggie is around forty,is it true?

62mac

24860 posts

2 Feb 2012 6:07pm

True mate got nothing

BulldogPup

6657 posts

2 Feb 2012 6:11pm

weiry

QLD

5396 posts

2 Feb 2012 8:21pm

ask a 22 yr old.. how old is old.. Ive been old for two decades and still rip and root..... ok ok not rip just a tear,, hey but still rooting

BulldogPup

6657 posts

2 Feb 2012 6:51pm

^^^^ still a pup Weirsy

chrispychru

QLD

7932 posts

2 Feb 2012 10:15pm

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weiry said...

ask a 22 yr old.. how old is old.. Ive been old for two decades and still rip and root..... ok ok not rip just a tear,, hey but still rooting

im with you mate

i will be sent to the vet to die

my sons mates still trip out when i skate the bowl, some nice mums as well

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