I do have a big problem with them moving that thread

You see, I was a contributer to it and therefore, I now officially have a posting in the SUP forum.
How embarrassing, what can I do to live this down

I hope people don't start to think I go around singing show tunes to myself ...
Maria, maria, I've just met a girl called Maria, and suddenly...
oh crikey

it's started already.
OMG, I've got painted toe nail and they're hot pink, I can't even remember doing that
And how come I wearing my wife's expensive pure silk knickers

(mind you, there's nothing more sensual than farting through silk

)
This is terrible, can someone please get me the hell off that SUP forum, please, I'm begging you.
Oh no, I just found the wive old double ended donger, no no, oh the humanity



but it does feel kind of nice.