J-Bay, and since money is no option, I'd hire 4 guys to pay people cash to paddle in, to empty the line-up!
Waikiki is actually great fun. I like surfing the late session and paddle in when it's too hard to see the waves. And by then I've worked up a nice appetite and thirst!

But I'd also go and find a few empty right handers in Indo and The Pacific. I know at least two spots I would like to try.