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What would Bob do

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SP

10982 posts

17 Jul 2014 4:32pm
I think this guy has more man love for bob than Mac and Simondo put together


SURF
Using the McTavish Magic: What Would Bob Do?
WEDNESDAY JULY 16, 2014

Lindsay Allan
Surfer/Student/Writer

What would Bob do? Photo: John Witzig


Bob McTavish. To many he is a pioneer, an adventurer, a raconteur, and the design maverick. He stands alongside the likes of MR, Rabbit, and Tom Carroll as a treasure of Australian surfing culture. To me, Bob McTavish is all of this, and so much more. It is through him that I have discovered the key to a fruitful surf trip; a fail-safe method of ensuring fun is well and truly had. One need only ask themselves one question: ?What would Bob do??

No one oozed more mischief; no one was hungrier for those good-time vibes than that young larrikin in his early years. Perhaps the height of his career as a scallywag came in 1963, when the 19-year-old stowed away on a cruise ship bound for Hawaii. He and a friend surfed empty Sunset before being scooped up on the shore by US Immigration.

Things have tightened up just a touch since then, so boat hopping may not be on the agenda for your everyday weekend warrior. But Bob?s general philosophy of go for it, go with it, and go without it (if it meant a change of clothes) can still be applied today with excellent results. So if you find yourself with a couple of days to kill, wrangle up some willing participants and hit the road with some of that McTavish magic in your back pocket.

With a plus-size south swell and crisp offshores looming for the east coast of New South Wales, a couple of mates and I do just that. Heading north out of Sydney, it isn?t long before we reach a crossroads. Do we stretch the throbbing glutes at a tried and true peak? Or do we pursue an eastern mystery, a spot whose name is passed only on the beer-tinged breath of old seadogs with suspicious eyes and knowing smiles?

What would Bob do?

We sail past the exit to the familiar breakwall, and a hush descends as we contemplate the A-frame perfection we may have just snubbed. We are committed to the unknown now, and with only foggy descriptions and foggier directions, it feels like madness. None of us have surfed the break, the internet is eerily barren of photographic evidence, and the Instagram hashtag hosts only a selfie from a confused retiree.

It was then that I realized that we modern day surfers have become digital voyeurs, mind-surfing the **** out of every wave from Coogee to Cloudbreak. Would Bob McTavish have demanded at least three high definition Vimeo features, multiple angles on Instagram, and a write up in Surfer before he would even consider a putting a toe in the water? #No. Bob McTavish would hire a light aircraft with George Greenough in 1965 and discover Australia?s longest wave.

So we push on. As we catch a glimpse of that deep Pacific blue, the road thins to a playful not-quite-wide-enough-for-two. My passenger seat DJ flicks on the Morning of the Earth soundtrack as if to appease the elders who have left their tracks here before. The road turns to dirt; we?re not in Kansas anymore. Then through the trees splayed out before us is that face-slapping, knee-buckling absolute beauty that brings a lump to any wave-loving creature?s throat.

You know how it goes. Deep lines, playful barrels, shimmering lips garnished with a modest sprinkle of mellow locals. Well, we didn?t. They were some of the best waves we had ever seen, with a crowd so little it seemed just plain rude. So after a suitable number of pirouettes and some old-fashioned screaming, it was time to wax up. Now, The 5?6?? shorty or the 7?0?? single fin?

What would Bob do?

After three hours of soul-arching hedonism on my dilapidated single fin, it was time for lunch. With a limited budget between us, reserved for a couple of coldies each night, it was slim pickings. So out come the bread and bananas, straight from the pages of the McTavish cookbook.

Thanks for everything, Bob.
chrispy
chrispy

WA

9675 posts

17 Jul 2014 4:46pm
That was so ****ing cool to.read.....just made me even more sad I did not throw a sickie,pack my nappies and follow the crew[:
laceys lane
laceys lane

QLD

19804 posts

17 Jul 2014 6:49pm
I would say vomit if he had a read of that

Never mind what would Bob do'

but ask why grown man behave like teenage girls who just met the bay city rollers when talk comes to boooooooooooob
Ctngoodvibes
Ctngoodvibes

WA

1404 posts

17 Jul 2014 4:57pm
Bad case of man love. Not that there's anything wrong with that. If that's what your into.
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

17 Jul 2014 7:05pm
I thought I had seen n read it all - but it appears not !!
MickPC
MickPC

8266 posts

17 Jul 2014 5:07pm
lol.....
thePup
thePup

13831 posts

17 Jul 2014 5:12pm
hahahahahahaha geez that's gotta be a wind up
laceys lane
laceys lane

QLD

19804 posts

17 Jul 2014 7:50pm
i would much rather see- 'what would SDR do' personally
chrispy
chrispy

WA

9675 posts

17 Jul 2014 5:53pm
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laceys lane said...
i would much rather see- 'what would SDR do' personally


I have pics and it ends up ugly
Macaha
Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

17 Jul 2014 8:19pm
Pfff he didn't even quote one of Bobs favorite terms,STOKED,this guy is not a hard core Bob fan

Good read tho thanks for sharing the stoke
weiry
weiry

QLD

5396 posts

17 Jul 2014 9:05pm
whats wrong with having hero's
Cuttlefish
Cuttlefish

QLD

1332 posts

17 Jul 2014 9:08pm
I almost ran over Bob at a Nambour servo a year or so ago!
Not on purpose mind you.

God must have been watching out for him!
laceys lane
laceys lane

QLD

19804 posts

17 Jul 2014 9:19pm
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Cuttlefish said..
I almost ran over Bob at a Nambour servo a year or so ago!
Not on purpose mind you.

God must have been watching out for him!



i bet you nearly ran over simondo and mac too.


they wouldn't have been too far away


'bobs angels' i think they call themselves
Simondo
Simondo

VIC

8024 posts

17 Jul 2014 9:25pm
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chrispy said..

laceys lane said...
i would much rather see- 'what would SDR do' personally



I have pics and it ends up ugly


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