Having a really bad day


Had a european human orthopedic surgeon from the local hospital come to us volunteering to operate on all injured wildlife to do his part in saving the world , all at no cost using his own gear , pretty generous offer .typical surgeon though big head , full of himself , bit of a wank really .
Anyway been dealing with ferkheads all day , late night working last night , phone rings this morning so I answer it to hear this foreign voice ,thinking it was an Indian telemarketer instant response , ferk off idiot and hang up .
Phone rings again wifey answers it and it is the European orthopedic surgeon I have just told to ferk off , whoops . Ah well might bring him down a peg or 2 ,Gave us a good laugh anyway .