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McGuane said..So Nozza, let me get this straight.
One doc says you better lay off the Coopers.
The skin doc says you've got a melanoma. You might die. Probably not. But...
Then the skin doc says, we got it all.
Then you went to Dan Murphy's and bought a pallet of pale ale and a pallet of sparkling.
Am I close?
(PS... great beer. I'd do the same.

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First Doc says better lay off the Coopers Sparkling, your blood sugars are going off the dial.
Did my best (well not really).
Bought some Coopers Mild, tried to be a bit more sensible.
Same Doc cut off the melanoma, "you dodged a bullet"
Laying off the Sparkling seemed less important.
Skin Doc cuts out more, confirms we got it all, you might have died, probably not,
But...., come back every six months for more checks, you've had one, expect more, and other cancers.....
Back purchasing Sparkling.
I don't shop at Dan's, support my little local, which is now a Thirsty Camel, so probably not a little local anymore.
If it didn't make me so fat I'd have little concern, but back trying to limit the intake of Sparkling a bit.....
A bit.