Anyone think its weird buying one. I personally don't care but Andyroo was saying he just couldn't do it.

Made me think, Am I a weirdo????

Not if you are a coprophiliac

Google it..

Not Google images though..

I once took a dump in a wetty it was many years ago and it was an old long arm short leg Peak.

I was down at Dee Why looking at the break and wondering where I was going to go out when I started to feel a bit of a rumble in my tummy.

I thought it was just a fart, but I must have had a bit of food poisoning because all this chocolate milkshake started going, shoom shoom shoom out of me

It was horrible, I had no idea what to do or where to go, the only good thing was the fact that the tight wetty was keeping it all contained.

I decided to drive home and get under the shower to take off the wetty, that was the really funny bit, I looked in the mirror after I got the wetty off and the bottom half of me looked like I was still wearing a wetty, only it was brown instead of black

After that I could not stomach the thought of ever wearing that wetty again so I chucked it out

Ps, McHenry, just make sure that 2nd hand wetty does not have my name on the collar

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obct said..
I once took a dump in a wetty it was many years ago and it was an old long arm short leg Peak.

I was down at Dee Why looking at the break and wondering where I was going to go out when I started to feel a bit of a rumble in my tummy.

I thought it was just a fart, but I must have had a bit of food poisoning because all this chocolate milkshake started going, shoom shoom shoom out of me

It was horrible, I had no idea what to do or where to go, the only good thing was the fact that the tight wetty was keeping it all contained.

I decided to drive home and get under the shower to take off the wetty, that was the really funny bit, I looked in the mirror after I got the wetty off and the bottom half of me looked like I was still wearing a wetty, only it was brown instead of black

After that I could not stomach the thought of ever wearing that wetty again so I chucked it out

Obct you are a real classic mate,only you could tell such a story.

not a ****ing chance would you buy second hand dick togs mchenry?

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McHenry said..
Anyone think its weird buying one. I personally don't care but Andyroo was saying he just couldn't do it.

Made me think, Am I a weirdo????

I get where Andyroo is coming from,lets face it,anybody who says they don't pee in their wetsuit is well


Lacey gave me a worn once steamer that didn't fit him,so I gave it to Matt who has worm it heaps,I don't really see a issue with it,if in doubt soak it in a bucket.

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chrispy said..
not a ****ing chance would you buy second hand dick togs mchenry?

Chrispy most guys don't go free balling in their wetsuit

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Macaha said..

chrispy said..
not a ****ing chance would you buy second hand dick togs mchenry?

Chrispy most guys don't go free balling in their wetsuit

well i never used to....until i fell over with my nuts in the air and i traumatized the old couple walking their dog

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McHenry said..
Anyone think its weird buying one. I personally don't care but Andyroo was saying he just couldn't do it.

Made me think, Am I a weirdo????

I get where Andyroo is coming from,lets face it,anybody who says they don't pee in their wetsuit is well


Lacey gave me a worn once steamer that didn't fit him,so I gave it to Matt who has worm it heaps,I don't really see a issue with it,if in doubt soak it in a bucket.

I bet Matt never saw lacey wearing his best stains outfit before he wore it

Meh all good. I had 100 bucks and got a nice 4.3 wettie. Im happy with it.

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Macaha said...

chrispy said..
not a ****ing chance would you buy second hand dick togs mchenry?

Chrispy most guys don't go free balling in their wetsuit

You're in nature mate.
Let em hang free...

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obct said..
I once took a dump in a wetty it was many years ago and it was an old long arm short leg Peak.

I was down at Dee Why looking at the break and wondering where I was going to go out when I started to feel a bit of a rumble in my tummy.

I thought it was just a fart, but I must have had a bit of food poisoning because all this chocolate milkshake started going, shoom shoom shoom out of me

It was horrible, I had no idea what to do or where to go, the only good thing was the fact that the tight wetty was keeping it all contained.

I decided to drive home and get under the shower to take off the wetty, that was the really funny bit, I looked in the mirror after I got the wetty off and the bottom half of me looked like I was still wearing a wetty, only it was brown instead of black

After that I could not stomach the thought of ever wearing that wetty again so I chucked it out

Ps, McHenry, just make sure that 2nd hand wetty does not have my name on the collar

LMAO classic

I don't know how you even managed to go, must have had some real bad loose bowels from that bad shake. I surfed this place that takes a long time to get too. You walk out on a sand bar for about 40 mins & then paddle about 25 mins to the break. Really fun wedgey break. I was out there for an hour or so & felt the stirring of needing to go. I was like ok damn havta go. Paddled in 25 mins, looking back seeing good waves go by unridden (always surfed this place alone & probably same today most days). I wanted to go back & thought fark why not just go here on this 3 foot deep sand bar. So I took off my boardies & was squatting trying to go in waste deep water, but my body refused to cooperate & I was forced to retreat to a traditional toilet.

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SP said..

Macaha said...

chrispy said..
not a ****ing chance would you buy second hand dick togs mchenry?

Chrispy most guys don't go free balling in their wetsuit

You're in nature mate.
Let em hang free...

+1

I've never worn jocks in a wettie...havn't even owned a pair since I was like 12 lol

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MickPC said...

SP said..

Macaha said...

chrispy said..
not a ****ing chance would you buy second hand dick togs mchenry?

Chrispy most guys don't go free balling in their wetsuit

You're in nature mate.
Let em hang free...

+1

I've never worn jocks in a wettie...havn't even owned a pair since I was like 12 lol

Same. Always free ball

Just dropping the kids off at the pool right now and this is awesome relevant reading !!

If you can find a second hand wettie that fits and is in good nick and smells ok then I would have no issue. But these days they are so cheap I would go for a newbie.

OB is still the best story teller I have ever met. Looking forward to the next camp fire experience OB

Don't buy anything with my name on it.
Years of wetsuit care involved taking it off and putting it in a bag wet.
Next day, week, month out of the bag, put it back on.
Only really smelly until fully wet again.

Fark you guys are a bunch of weird old farts Too much information at 11:17 when I'm about to go sleep. I'm going to have nightmares

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obct said..
I once took a dump in a wetty it was many years ago and it was an old long arm short leg Peak.

I was down at Dee Why looking at the break and wondering where I was going to go out when I started to feel a bit of a rumble in my tummy.

I thought it was just a fart, but I must have had a bit of food poisoning because all this chocolate milkshake started going, shoom shoom shoom out of me

It was horrible, I had no idea what to do or where to go, the only good thing was the fact that the tight wetty was keeping it all contained.

I decided to drive home and get under the shower to take off the wetty, that was the really funny bit, I looked in the mirror after I got the wetty off and the bottom half of me looked like I was still wearing a wetty, only it was brown instead of black

After that I could not stomach the thought of ever wearing that wetty again so I chucked it out

Ps, McHenry, just make sure that 2nd hand wetty does not have my name on the collar

That is Gold Ob..nearly spat my soy milk muesli out laughing..

Oh and Teacake..this is all ahead of you my lad..

Should this thread turn into "the best poo you pants stories" thread.

OB you are hilarious. Reminds me of an unfortunate incident I had at LAX