The inaugural recipient of this Sodom & Begorrah mantle goes to -------------->>>>>>>

Ex-AFL peanut shell Daniel "Wayne" Kerr ..... caught prowling around a homestead north of Perf threatening to incinerate the occupiers alive - locked up for nearly a week with his parents refusing to pay bail

Then pleads not guilty


You farken Turnip

the moment i left vic, i stopped watching AFL.

Mate this farken Turnip has a wonderful array of gongs .... such as ----->>>>

Beating the crap out of a Taxi driver for daring to charge him a fare
Stealing a prescription pad from a quack so that Turnip could order his own drugs
Beating the pisser out of a 16 or 17 yo kid for daring to glance at his sister at her bday party then letting his old man wear the charge


Farken Parsnip AND Turnip

How is his mate Ben Cousins going? He seems to be keeping himself out of the news of late.

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Ted the Kiwi said..
How is his mate Ben Cousins going? He seems to be keeping himself out of the news of late.

LOL....not well bro...not well

This could develop into a really long thread. Lots to choose from if you want to go back into the past.

when I first read the tittle of this thread I thought Pup was going to be naming someone else

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Ted the Kiwi said...
when I first read the tittle of this thread I thought Pup was going to be naming someone else

I thought the same...

Who were you picking???

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thePup said..
Mate this farken Turnip has a wonderful array of gongs .... such as ----->>>>

Beating the crap out of a Taxi driver for daring to charge him a fare
Stealing a prescription pad from a quack so that Turnip could order his own drugs
Beating the pisser out of a 16 or 17 yo kid for daring to glance at his sister at her bday party then letting his old man wear the charge


Farken Parsnip AND Turnip

Too be fair his old man would of won a few Turnip & Parsnips in his day...lets just say that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

But by jingo he was a good footy player

I live a sheltered life,never heard of him or AFL for that matter

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SP said..

Ted the Kiwi said...
when I first read the tittle of this thread I thought Pup was going to be naming someone else

I thought the same...

Who were you picking???

I think we both know

Can I nominate my ex wife for her performance in court last week? We couldn't have asked for a better witness for our cause, as she was on the stand I had Nick Cave's Dig Lazarus Dig on loop in my head

besides, our nickname for her is already "The Turnip"

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Macaha said..
I live a sheltered life,never heard of him or AFL for that matter

+1, please explain AFL?

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Can I nominate my ex wife for her performance in court last week? We couldn't have asked for a better witness for our cause, as she was on the stand I had Nick Cave's Dig Lazarus Dig on loop in my head

besides, our nickname for her is already "The Turnip"

Geez mate that is humourous and yeah go for it sorry to hear you had to be in that place tho hey

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Can I nominate my ex wife for her performance in court last week? We couldn't have asked for a better witness for our cause, as she was on the stand I had Nick Cave's Dig Lazarus Dig on loop in my head

besides, our nickname for her is already "The Turnip"

That makes me sad that you were there but I keen to hear more

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SP said..

Ted the Kiwi said...
when I first read the tittle of this thread I thought Pup was going to be naming someone else

I thought the same...

Who were you picking???

I think we both know

.... I would have to start a Psychotic Cocksmoker of the Decade thread for that carnt

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smicko said..
Can I nominate my ex wife for her performance in court last week? We couldn't have asked for a better witness for our cause, as she was on the stand I had Nick Cave's Dig Lazarus Dig on loop in my head

besides, our nickname for her is already "The Turnip"

That makes me sad that you were there but I keen to hear more

Not a whole lot to it lads, my 13 yr old from my practice marriage decided he wanted to live with us a while back and his Mum wanted to fight it. She had a nasty affidavit full of made up crap with exact times and dates and when the magistrate started asking questions about the timeline of other major events in that period of her life it all fell to pieces. Just kept on digging deeper and deeper.
Had all the orders I had been seeking through mediation etc for years set in place by consent. Final ruling on where he actually lives isn't in yet but we're not overly worried there.

As to 'The Turnip" bit, well the years haven't exactly been kind and she's gone rather round but still has long skinny legs and big hair and looks like a turnip freshly pulled out of the ground with the tap root and leaves still attached. Like this but with a scowl.

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Tux said..

smicko said..
Can I nominate my ex wife for her performance in court last week? We couldn't have asked for a better witness for our cause, as she was on the stand I had Nick Cave's Dig Lazarus Dig on loop in my head

besides, our nickname for her is already "The Turnip"

That makes me sad that you were there but I keen to hear more

Not a whole lot to it lads, my 13 yr old from my practice marriage decided he wanted to live with us a while back and his Mum wanted to fight it. She had a nasty affidavit full of made up crap with exact times and dates and when the magistrate started asking questions about the timeline of other major events in that period of her life it all fell to pieces. Just kept on digging deeper and deeper.
Had all the orders I had been seeking through mediation etc for years set in place by consent. Final ruling on where he actually lives isn't in yet but we're not overly worried there.

As to 'The Turnip" bit, well the years haven't exactly been kind and she's gone rather round but still has long skinny legs and big hair and looks like a turnip freshly pulled out of the ground with the tap root and leaves still attached. Like this but with a scowl.

Just amazes me that some individuals just cannot get it into their skulls that it is the grommets well being & life as the crux of it - always comes back to being an ownership thing - the grom ends up being a possession to them - like a doll or something Mick
Very best of luck from us all to "Man Hands" & yourself (plus 13yo grommie) pretty sure the young bloke will get the very best out of life wth you guys brother - surely the surf gods will chip in here dude

Cheeers big ears

channel 7 weather reporters are all turnips ...for their pathetic weather reports….wait for it... we are being smashed by wait for it 35mm of rain,, for **** sake i could piss more.

another turnip is this wanker running our state

Hang in there Smicko - hope you get the desired result.

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another turnip is this wanker running our state

well the local member will not be putting his signs in the front of my house again...or sending a lady down to reprimand me while he hides up the road....****ing turnip

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Macaha said..
I live a sheltered life,never heard of him or AFL for that matter

+1, please explain AFL?

Also known as Aerial Ping Pong.

Basically you get two teams of nuffies trying to get a ball through big sticks at either end of the paddock while a bunch of bloated know all has beens take up good music space on the radio while they masturbate each other and call it commentating.


Yeah I'm from Vicco and I don't think much of the game... :)

This week goes to ............ Lance "Dumb & Dumber" Armstrong


says he would cheat again if circumstances were the same while in the same sentence says it can be won straight these days - jesus fark me rhone .... is this numpty for real



You farken Turnip

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This week goes to ............ Lance "Dumb & Dumber" Armstrong


says he would cheat again if circumstances were the same while in the same sentence says it can be won straight these days - jesus fark me rhone .... is this numpty for real



You farken Turnip

pup dont dis the sport of cycling

Pup, let's not attack him. It's probably in the handful of truthful thing he has said in the last 20 years..

What about Robert Allenby?
Surely he is nominated..

The story keeps getting better.

Well we haven't got a lot of concrete on that one so he just missed the gong & besides racking up a 4G bill at a slapper club could be medal class mate

Ruling came through yesterday, it seems the Turnips' performance on the stand was adequate. Got everything we asked for and then some. Picked up the lad this arvo, now have to get all the school stuff sorted before Monday. Ten years plus of frustration over. Woooot woot!!

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Ruling came through yesterday, it seems the Turnips' performance on the stand was adequate. Got everything we asked for and then some. Picked up the lad this arvo, now have to get all the school stuff sorted before Monday. Ten years plus of frustration over. Woooot woot!!

Congrats mate, finally a win for common sense by the sound of it.

That's sweet news brother .... stoked for all of you finally one big family together at last !!!!