Just heard according to some ancient civilization the world is going to end tomorrow

For all you sea breezes that want your surfing gear looked after in the afterlife please forward to Tassiedevel C/O Seabreeze NW Tassie

according to dr karl,the mayan calender if done in a way that our dates were correct,etc etc that it was last friday....jjj even had a studio bunker with some lucky people to survive the end off the world.....see if dr karl was wrong tomorrow i guess

i was going to buy all off you a gift....yet will spend it on women in wine now

pfft i thought it was last week

Well, I don't know about you lot, but I'm all set to go tomorrow.

Yes, I know I may have got it wrong last year when Harold Camping made his May 2011, then October 2011 predictions (best not mention the one in 1994).

Any maybe, just maybe, I didn't really have to be castrated in preparation for my journey up to the Hale-Bopp comet in 1997 with Mt Applewhite and all my equally squeaky voiced Heaven's Gate friends.

And okay, possibly I was just a fraction naïve to give away all my belongings back in 1971 and 1984 when the Jehovah's told me everything was kaput.

But this time I'm certain it's the real thing.

Had my last surf at Manly this arvo, surf was not good, but then, neither am I.

I've just completed my ritual purifying coffee enema, decaffeinated of course (caffeine is very bad for you) and said goodbye to the missus with a nice firm hand shake (frigg'n Heaven's Gate bastards).

I guess this is my last post, sure was good to know you guys.

If that's the case surely we have another day left.

They take those evil 666 folk first don't they.

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obct said...
Well, I don't know about you lot, but I'm all set to go tomorrow.

Yes, I know I may have got it wrong last year when Harold Camping made his May 2011, then October 2011 predictions (best not mention the one in 1994).

Any maybe, just maybe, I didn't really have to be castrated in preparation for my journey up to the Hale-Bopp comet in 1997 with Mt Applewhite and all my equally squeaky voiced Heaven's Gate friends.

And okay, possibly I was just a fraction naïve to give away all my belongings back in 1971 and 1984 when the Jehovah's told me everything was kaput.

But this time I'm certain it's the real thing.

Had my last surf at Manly this arvo, surf was not good, but then, neither am I.

I've just completed my ritual purifying coffee enema, decaffeinated of course (caffeine is very bad for you) and said goodbye to the missus with a nice firm hand shake (frigg'n Heaven's Gate bastards).

I guess this is my last post, sure was good to know you guys.

nah ... hold ya horses , there too many "silent but dramatically violent" farts to drop in the elevator , Poppa Asea still has to drop in on me 5 times and I have to collect 11 beer fines from Poppa Asea the Prez , Mac , will deliver us from evil with his smoking hot style and TB's excellent new Shaggin' Wagon will house our chastened souls (and get us to the nearest banky right) Ted & Chrispy can make us new Sticks Hey Boof can spear us fisho ... Larfin' mate ....Lacey can make our fins and he'd have to ride a Longboard coz the catastrophe destroyed all his [bleep]s TAZD & BB's lookin out for Tassie so we can nick down and get some big Marron & Lobsters ... chocolate too geez hope it don't end so much to do Obs mate .....

Apparently I had it wrong , today is the last day , according to Kochi on Sunrise 10.30 tonight is the end for us . Bugger I am closing for Xmas at 5 will be a very short Xmas break

I love the odds being given for the different endings , zombie attacks is my favorite , others are tidal waves , explosions , alien attacks , hahaha . Some people have great imaginations .

You won't believe this

Just had a client come in who has spent 5 grand on survival gear for tonight when the disaster hits WTF .

Gunna be some disappointed people tomorrow when the sun comes up .

Because today is the last day I mowed next door,so my departure is clean and tidy

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62mac said...
Because today is the last day I mowed next door,so my departure is clean and tidy

Good thinking mac, you don't want to be going on a bad note, just in case they decide there's no more room upstairs, what with all those priests getting dibs on all the best spots

And always remember the words of noted non believer Voltair, who, when on his death bed was asked "will you now renounce the devil and all his teachings" to which he replied " Sirs, now is not the time to be making new enemies" or something very similar.

and because today is the last day I have been asked to run my eyes over a 666 from one of the legends next door 666 way,wants some fin advice wholly cow I said man ask Lacey but I will make a point of giving him the worst possible advice in history.

obct I didnt want any pubic hairs to get in the way

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62mac said...
and because today is the last day I have been asked to run my eyes over a 666 from one of the legends next door 666 way,wants some fin advice wholly cow I said man ask Lacey but I will make a point of giving him the worst possible advice in history.

obct I didnt want any pubic hairs to get in the way

Hey Mac - better nip down to Bob's joint & get a dozen or so girls on Tick for a week or so tell him we're going to need them to surf the shizz out of the apocalypse we'll need deliverance

Well Pup the McT xmas party starts in 19 mins was invited but hey

Geez and you're stuck behind the wheel boss mate be off with you into the Allroad and Byron mate .... how quick could Bob make us a dozen or so there's presidential partying to be had


PS good chance to run the new dims past Bob and fins by wiz!!!!

Dims sorted they run only a 7 with side bites on the new 10 footer interesting.

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Tassiedevel said...

Just heard according to some ancient civilization the world is going to end tomorrow

farken HOAX ...... mate my starfish is still attached to my glutes

I can't believe those ancient people were wrong how can that possibly be

Don't tell me I'm going to have to wait 7.5 billions years for the sun to expire before we meet our end

Stupid scientists, what would they know