In days gone by, after severe flat/crap spells like we are enduring on the Gold Coast, it was common to sacrifice a board (or a nubile wench) to apease Huey in the hope of some swell.
We have a few old banger boards out the back of the shop that we can contribute to the cause.
What about you? Is there anything else we can muster up together? Maybe that Kim Kardashboard, Barrack for Obama (no-one else will) or Julia Gillty? Or that set of golf clubs you've been meaning to use all these years when its flat. Maybe you have a ss, a sssss.....sorry having trouble with the word....a ssssup you wanna get rid of. Bring it all along no questions asked (especially re the ssssu - you know what) - Mark

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i LOVE FIRE....I WILL BRING SOME KG BOMBS WITH PERTY COLOURS

Got an indo board to add oh a suuuzzzzzzp don't tell anyone

sacrificial nubile thingy to sacrifice - here ya go!

....and she is already on the Goldy by the looks of that pic. Just put her on Mac's ssssu (editor: big paddle board), light the fuse and we're in business.

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BulldogPup said...

sacrificial nubile thingy to sacrifice - here ya go!

You're doing it all wrong I believe it's a virgin that needs to be sacrificed

Perhaps our SUP friends could provide us with one, they would have plenty of spares, unless excessive masturbation no longer allows someone to be classed as a virgin

That could narrow down the field considerably.

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BoardCulture said...

In days gone by, after severe flat/crap spells like we are enduring on the Gold Coast, it was common to sacrifice a board (or a nubile wench) to apease Huey in the hope of some swell.
We have a few old banger boards out the back of the shop that we can contribute to the cause.
What about you? Is there anything else we can muster up together? Maybe that Kim Kardashboard, Barrack for Obama (no-one else will) or Julia Gillty? Or that set of golf clubs you've been meaning to use all these years when its flat. Maybe you have a ss, a sssss.....sorry having trouble with the word....a ssssup you wanna get rid of. Bring it all along no questions asked (especially re the ssssu - you know what) - Mark

I had 1-2 foot beachie perfection to myself 15 mins from LM for 2 hours yesterday you ****s need to stop sittin around like old women at a Tupperware party

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obct said...

You're doing it all wrong I believe it's a virgin that needs to be sacrificed

Perhaps our SUP friends could provide us with one, they would have plenty of spares, unless excessive masturbation no longer allows someone to be classed as a virgin

That could narrow down the field considerably.

Only a lazy old burnt out longboarder would sacrifice the virgin there is days of fun to be had

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obct said...

You're doing it all wrong I believe it's a virgin that needs to be sacrificed

What makes you think she's not a virgin obct, she looks pure & unspoilt to me.

C'mon, look closely, can't you see what's dripping off her ears?

You probably think it's pearls.

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obct said...

C'mon, look closely, can't you see what's dripping off her ears?

You probably think it's pearls.

But she could still technically be a virgin, even with stuff dripping off her ears!

Hmmm, sorry I started the topic!

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Simondo said...

obct said...

C'mon, look closely, can't you see what's dripping off her ears?

You probably think it's pearls.

But she could still technically be a virgin, even with stuff dripping off her ears!

Talking about sacrifice - I hear theres a cheap redline getting about ?

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foxsup said...

Talking about sacrifice - I hear theres a cheap redline getting about ?

Yeah it was my half hearted attempt at appeasing the gods, actually not my attempt, some other KOOK thought it may have been a good idea to sacrifice my redline on his behalf, luckily she's a double volane glassed tank so she's pretty tough. grrrrrrrrr

That boards jinxed vanders asea will buy it,I hear he is looking for a Redline again can you believe that

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62mac said...

That boards jinxed vanders asea will buy it,I hear he is looking for a Redline again can you believe that

This ones for sale now make a good coffee table, letterbox or something

Why are you selling her Boof?

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vanders1 said...

Why are you selling her Boof?

Mate just freeing up some cash to buy new Sup still have a Mct Razor
Boof

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boofy said...

vanders1 said...

Why are you selling her Boof?

Mate just freeing up some cash to buy new Sup still have a Mct Razor
Boof

Another coupla weeks and the razar will be gone as well if I have anything to do with it [}:)]