I'm selling all my 666,s for long boards. Feel like telling some porkies - this the place. Jokes too

I rip.

Best joke ever:


A man boarded an aircraft at London Heathrow Airport 's Terminal 5 for New York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful > woman boarding the plane.

He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.

'Hello', he blurted out, 'Business trip or vacation?'

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, 'Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States ...'

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, 'What's your business role at this convention?'

'Lecturer,' she responded. 'I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.'

'Really', he smiled, 'what myths are those?'

'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish.'

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm sorry,' she said 'I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your
name!'

'Tonto,' the man said. 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy.'

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wavelength said...
I rip.

We all do

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laceys lane said..

wavelength said...
I rip.

We all do

Yep Lacey was seen ripping up his paddle and binning it right in front of the table of knowledge to much delight from the crew.

Cricket complete BS

I now have more 666ers than longboards

Oh sorry, I thought this was the Complete BS ROOM.

This is a complete pile of prime Angus Bullshizz Lacey you can accept a sixpack beerfine for posting this tripe or lodge an appeal risking a double fine if unsuccessful

I'm going to lose 5 to 10kg and get back on the shorty this summer.

I am 6'4" tall, weigh 87kg, have blonde hair to my shoulders, blue eyes, beautiful tanned skin and am built.

I can surf like Slats, paddle a 666 like Dave Kalama, have had more babes than Fabio.

I don't need to work, I live in a beautiful Eco friendly home on the oceanfront with a beautiful peeling right hand break straight out front.

I don't have a car because my house is just a stroll from anything I need and besides all the babes that visit me bring anything that I may want. If I want to travel I just jump a plane and head to where ever takes my fancy.

When I am a bit older I might start to do some volunteer work just to pass the time between surfs probably with one of those organisations that send you all over the world. I won't go anywhere dangerous, I will probably run an operation in a town in a lovely country that needs some one like me.

Who is someone like me? Well you may ask.

I am a total Bullshizzer that is so full of crap I can hardly stand up.

Cheers big ears.
ET.

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thePup said..

This is a complete pile of prime Angus Bullshizz Lacey you can accept a sixpack beerfine for posting this tripe or lodge an appeal risking a double fine if unsuccessful

no bad pup, i think your a clear winner atm

im a p00f

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laceys lane said..

thePup said..

This is a complete pile of prime Angus Bullshizz Lacey you can accept a sixpack beerfine for posting this tripe or lodge an appeal risking a double fine if unsuccessful

no bad pup, i think your a clear winner atm

see you are a good froffer you managed to waft your way through (with the grace & poise of .... well I don't know what the fark actually )my clever ruse ..... wiiiiiiiiicked

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weiry said..

im a p00f

geez bums to the wall

please refer to 'do we need' thread' by the prez- its a winner- sorry pup














ps- yes i'm going to put the knee pads on

Lacey you giving the board a bash on the w/end

probably saturday morning i reckon. at mac land is a good chance- good place for lb kooks

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laceys lane said..

probably saturday morning i reckon. at mac land is a good chance- good place for lb kooks

look out for the bat sh1t

bat sh1t all over the splice

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asea said..

bat sh1t all over the splice

The splice should have made its way to TB by now I think he is picking it up tomorrow.

hmmmmm

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62mac said..

asea said..

bat sh1t all over the splice

The splice should have made its way to TB by now I think he is picking it up tomorrow.

Yep just got day late but never mind

cool enjoy mate

I went for a surf today

The Splice has not been sold it never existed pfffffffffftttttttt

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thePup said..
The Splice has not been sold it never existed pfffffffffftttttttt

still out at LM