The Moaning Chair

> 10 years ago
Reply
Register to post, see what you've read, and subscribe to topics.
RoyStuart
RoyStuart
532 posts
532 posts
27 Jun 2015 9:56am
RoyStuart
RoyStuart
532 posts
532 posts
27 Jun 2015 9:59am
RoyStuart
RoyStuart
532 posts
532 posts
28 Jun 2015 12:49pm
This is in response to Bert Burger ( and Roger Hall):

leashless
leashless
158 posts
158 posts
28 Jun 2015 1:03pm
Roy, take this as you like - I think you come across in a far better light in these videos than in your forum posts (compliment).

I would love to see a video of the same sort explaining some of your boards - rails, rocker etc...
RoyStuart
RoyStuart
532 posts
532 posts
29 Jun 2015 2:45pm
Cobra
Cobra
9106 posts
9106 posts
29 Jun 2015 9:04pm
^^^ i know how the dog feels.
SandS
SandS
VIC
5904 posts
VIC, 5904 posts
29 Jun 2015 11:17pm
did the dog even wake up ? or did it die of boredom at some point ? I.m too frightened to hit the start button on that one .
RoyStuart
RoyStuart
532 posts
532 posts
29 Jun 2015 9:18pm
Cobra said..
^^^ i know how the dog feels.


Sorry but you can't sit on my lap, rainbow or no rainbow.
RoyStuart
RoyStuart
532 posts
532 posts
29 Jun 2015 9:23pm
SandS said..
did the dog even wake up ? or did it die of boredom at some point ? I.m too frightened to hit the start button on that one .


This one's only 42 seconds, remember to poke yourself in the eye at 22 seconds in order to stay alert.




SandS
SandS
VIC
5904 posts
VIC, 5904 posts
29 Jun 2015 11:36pm

what did you do with the dog, fling it of your lap , just to give me the bird ? ........... no way to to treat mans best friend ........

there's no way i,m hitting the start button , my down load limit is far to expensive to waste on that ****
thedrip
thedrip
WA
2355 posts
WA, 2355 posts
29 Jun 2015 11:35pm
I like your commentary Roy. I think you are probably on to something with rocker, but it will always be a compromise between responsiveness and paddle of course, and other things influence those things too.

Not sure about your ideas on flex, it seems a little counter intuitive to me, but never having shaped a board and having heavy glass jobs that reduce any perceived flex what do I know.

Good looking dog too.

Keep em coming. Some of us are open to ideas that resist mainstream ideas (anyone else have a rockered up 6'6" x 2 1/4" x 17 3/4 board from 1994 in the shed still?). Mainstream isn't necessarily always right in all conditions for all people.
Ctngoodvibes
Ctngoodvibes
WA
1404 posts
WA, 1404 posts
30 Jun 2015 1:36am
You I reckon your one grumpy bastard Roy.
The biggest troll them all is you!
Relax and go surfing. Be happy your not stuck New Delhi like me
beastsurf
beastsurf
WA
902 posts
WA, 902 posts
30 Jun 2015 11:24pm
What's you take on fins Roy. There are so many around these days.
Ctngoodvibes
Ctngoodvibes
WA
1404 posts
WA, 1404 posts
2 Jul 2015 1:03am
RoyStuart said...





Just listened to this video about flex. At the end of the day to see the difference ride a tufflight and then a FireWire or even a standard PU. One feels totally dead / lifeless and the others don't. I don't believe it's just the marketing from big corporations. If that were true we all would have believed surftech that tufflight was good and not the dog that it is. Not verything is a conspiracy Roy.
RoyStuart
RoyStuart
532 posts
532 posts
2 Jul 2015 5:08am
Ctngoodvibes said..

RoyStuart said...






Just listened to this video about flex. At the end of the day to see the difference ride a tufflight and then a FireWire or even a standard PU. One feels totally dead / lifeless and the others don't. I don't believe it's just the marketing from big corporations. If that were true we all would have believed surftech that tufflight was good and not the dog that it is. Not verything is a conspiracy Roy.


I didn't say that all boards will feel the same or that boards which flex in a land test don't feel more responsive... in fact I agreed that they do... it doesn't sound like you listened.



Macaha
Macaha
QLD
21982 posts
QLD, 21982 posts
2 Jul 2015 7:27am
I like your moaning chair clips you should do one on seabreezers
BigSpazz
BigSpazz
NSW
946 posts
NSW, 946 posts
10 Jul 2015 3:06pm
RoyStuart said..


i have to argue here...you know i like big boards...i know have 5 12fters and a 6th on the way. couple of things id like to state.

gliders are not meant to go in a straight line at all, sure you can say thats there purpose but they do react or work quite well i believe if you're a good enough surfer or you're committed enough to work it out. i have 12fters particularly the ones from the deadkooks and i can throw them around nicely, they are flat, not much rocker and what i find the difference in deadkooks boards compared to my others is the kick in the tail with a slight roll really helps to maneuver these boards.

i find the whole argument around turning boards really really amusing, i find it comical that people hop on a board and say oh it cant turn. my response is thats a summary of the persons surfing ability. If you have a 12ft board with a dirty big D fin or a 9ft tri fin board they're all going to turn differently. But if you're a committed enough surfer or a good enough surfer you will work out the sweet spot on that board and master it. i hate surfers who expect every new board to act the same as the board they currently have. For example i have my 11'6 twin fin fish. now that is really radical and different. i have never ridden a board with 2 channel deep concave in the tail (infact i have hardly ridden boards with concave at all) but i found that my back leg wasnt strong enough to do some turns coming off a bottom turn, i would bend my back leg and the board would move so quickly i couldnt push back up straight and it would shoot out from under me. furthermore the turning was interesting to say the least. I gave my board to people to ride and they would say "turns like ****" "cant turn it" then i would say go try again, get some speed, and throw that board over onto a rail first before initiating a turn. sure enough bang they figured it out and it slides a little like a 6ft fish should too. But once again its about figuring it out.

the other thing with big gliders and big waves, they can surf big steep waves, once again it depends on the surfers wave knowledge of where to sit and knowing the required angle to paddle in on. once again on my big boards i have surfed some steep say 6-8ft waves and i absolutely love basically paddling sideways and having the ass of the board slide down the face to catch a wave.

in summary i think any board, in any wave can work, and any fin can turn. You just need to work at it. If you're a surfer that expects everything to be in your board handed to you once its shaped than keep going back to your shaper and funding his next holiday by getting 10 boards a year made and complaining it doesn't work or turn. i personally love the challenge of figuring out different boards.

after all if Phil Edwards and Greg Noll could surf monster pipe or Waimea on 50 pound, fat railed, flat, D fin boards.....whats your excuse?


BigSpazz
BigSpazz
NSW
946 posts
NSW, 946 posts
10 Jul 2015 3:09pm
also Roy, tell me about wooden fins and 'flex' and if they work? are they better? whats there purpose besides looks?
SP
SP
10982 posts
SP SP
10982 posts
10 Jul 2015 3:40pm
Is a wanking sock similar to a moaning chair??
Cobra
Cobra
9106 posts
9106 posts
10 Jul 2015 7:37pm
SP said..
Is a wanking sock similar to a moaning chair??


i don't get it

whats a wanking sock
SP
SP
10982 posts
SP SP
10982 posts
10 Jul 2015 7:47pm
Google it
thePup
thePup
13831 posts
13831 posts
10 Jul 2015 7:54pm
better still stick yer willy into one of the girls socks and slap it
Cobra
Cobra
9106 posts
9106 posts
10 Jul 2015 7:58pm
SP said..
Google it


just did,,,thats sad

I would rather wash my car.


Please Register, or first...
Topics Subscribe Reply

Return To Classic site 😭
Or... let us know if a problem, so we can tweak! 😅