I found this hipster trap, specifically for NY city.

The comment reads

"Modified animal traps placed around New York City will help protect friendly neighborhoods from dangerous infestation of hipsters.

Hipster Trap with Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR) beer can, Holga camera, ironic green sunglasses, American Spirits cigarettes, and yellow fixie bike chain

We have the occasional infestation of hipsters out in the surf and it got me thinking, what could we bait a surfing hipster trap with

All I can think of is a Gato heroi board, and maybe throw in the hipster chick who once made a coffee for me an Vanders down at Manly in "The Shop Next Door". Fark knows she's no good at making coffee so she may be some use in the trap

Need one of those over here Ob

there wouldn't be enough traps for between here and byron.

culling be helicopter and sharp shooters is the only way.

anyone in a beaver tail wettie or wearing a unbuttoned collared short sleeve shirt while surfing is fair game.

chicks with those leg and half butt showing wet suits excepted


and people thought cane toads were a problem

One of your best LL

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obct said..
I found this hipster trap, specifically for NY city.

The comment reads

"Modified animal traps placed around New York City will help protect friendly neighborhoods from dangerous infestation of hipsters.

Hipster Trap with Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR) beer can, Holga camera, ironic green sunglasses, American Spirits cigarettes, and yellow fixie bike chain

We have the occasional infestation of hipsters out in the surf and it got me thinking, what could we bait a surfing hipster trap with

All I can think of is a Gato heroi board, and maybe throw in the hipster chick who once made a coffee for me an Vanders down at Manly in "The Shop Next Door". Fark knows she's no good at making coffee so she may be some use in the trap

Nah it's a hoax Brother Obs ....... you see if it were your classic kosher Metrosexual trap , it would contain a medium Soy latte in some Poohfter cup with a Gluten-free bicky on top

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Macaha said...
One of your best LL

The over the shoulder man satchel is honey to the hipster

put a mid length single fin in there

The irony is that hipster trap image is years old and is now so out of date it's rather uncool!

Or if we wait awhile it'll go full circle and become relevant again.

so, in theory, you can be cool or uncool bagging hipsters- depending on the cool/uncool cycle.


none of you/me/us guys are cool any way so carry on regardless i say

These items also are great hipster bait

Oh come on lads its not what you ride but how you ride it.





Wing suites were hip until this happened


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Some beard grooming products...if you go to all that trouble to grow a big beard at least have the decency to let the poor bastard run wild

Easy OB, just put a small sign up that says, Free Kombi with a VW key in the trap.