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Macaha > 9 months ago, 21 Jul 2015

Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

21 Jul 2015 7:28am

which one are you?

With all the social media today all I'm seeing are sheep,long hair, beards and so on.All the cool coffee shops are setting up camp to be cool to be seen at,all the big surf brands are sheep as well catering for this hipster market,the local surfboard shapers are guilty as well with their reproduction of everything old is hip again boards.

Yes you got it,I'm no fan of this hipster movement,bloody sheep the lot of them.

Tux

VIC

3829 posts

21 Jul 2015 8:13am

Wolf

I paddle sheep up the point and then watch as they flounder trying to make the first section cause thier hipster **** sticks don't have enough juice to get going

E T

QLD

2286 posts

21 Jul 2015 8:19am

Neither.

I have been both and now I am an OB I choose to do whatever the freck I like.

Surfed Tea Tree yesterday and there were a bunch of Sheep out there. I got every wave I paddled for, still don't know why none even attempted to go with me.

Think it must be the grey hair and looking old. So I choose not to be a Sheep and I can't be a Shepard because I can't out paddle them.

ET.

NewScotty

2350 posts

21 Jul 2015 6:47am

Describe what a hipster is.

Is it these guys that have beards and those poo catching jeans showing the CK's ?
I see these people when I'm drifting through Bondi.
They seem to attract good sorts wtf.

Tux

VIC

3829 posts

21 Jul 2015 9:58am

Cobra

9106 posts

21 Jul 2015 8:09am

TED is a shepherd and all sheep should be very nervous .

SP

10982 posts

21 Jul 2015 9:46am

SP

10982 posts

21 Jul 2015 10:12am

Yes... I finally got a red thumb follower

Hope isn't just Another ****tard hiding under his mums bed wanking off to the latest best and less catalogue..

But really If your total contribution to a forum is pressing a red thumb then you are one sad ****er with a sad ****ing life..

Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

21 Jul 2015 12:18pm

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SP said..
Yes... I finally got a red thumb follower

Haha welcome to the club mate

SP

10982 posts

21 Jul 2015 10:25am

Your looking at it all wrong Mac

It's going to be fun.

Now I can say whatever I like about the limp dick and they either have to reply or keep thumb wanking..

And I don't care about the thumbs so let's open up...

Should we start insulting his, mum, wife or kids first..
Surely No one would **** a sad little man that sits on the Internet pressing a thumb button for fun so guess we start with the mum jokes

laceys lane

QLD

19804 posts

21 Jul 2015 12:27pm

Im the wolf

Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

21 Jul 2015 12:31pm

Nah I wouldn't lower my standards,it would be like ordering another brand longboard

I take great pride in knowing my every word is noted by some tosser

thedrip

2355 posts

21 Jul 2015 10:34am

My boards are too big to be a sheep. Plus, if I was 22, fit, nimble and lacking injuries, I definitely wouldn't be on the boards I have or the boards they surf.

thedrip

2355 posts

21 Jul 2015 10:36am

Lol, just returned you to parity Macaha. I don't normally bother with positive or negative thumbs, but the furry hipsters reading this thread are obviously offended. Whiny little ferrets. Go delouse.

Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

21 Jul 2015 12:47pm

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thedrip said..
Lol, just returned you to parity Macaha. I don't normally bother with positive or negative thumbs, but the furry hipsters reading this thread are obviously offended. Whiny little ferrets. Go delouse.

Each to their own,as long as no harm to fellow humans I have no issue with anything.

My point is how they follow each other to out cool the next hipster dude.

Its like guys buying boards because blah blah owns one,will it make them a better surfer,most of the time no.

SP

10982 posts

21 Jul 2015 11:13am

Looks like our mate has put down the male underwear section from the best and less catalogue to hand out a few thumbs.

You're winning the Internet with your quality post dude...

Shame your dad didn't blow you into the sock with the rest of his load..
Now Your birth certificate seems like a written apology to the world

Cobra

9106 posts

21 Jul 2015 11:46am

im a hipstar

buck0765

71 posts

21 Jul 2015 3:15pm

Wanted to be a hipster but at 49 still can't grow the mandatory facial hair. Plus flano's make me itchy

NewScotty

2350 posts

21 Jul 2015 3:21pm

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SP said..

wanking off to the latest best and less catalogue..

Aaah brings back memories as a early teen sifting through the lingerie and knickers section

laceys lane

QLD

19804 posts

21 Jul 2015 5:30pm

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NewScotty said...

SP said..

wanking off to the latest best and less catalogue..

Aaah brings back memories of last week sifting through the lingerie and knickers section

Really scotty

thePup

13831 posts

21 Jul 2015 5:31pm

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Cobra said..
im a hipstar

Crap

you're just a cheap cow herder who handles the goods too much

NewScotty

2350 posts

21 Jul 2015 6:57pm

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laceys lane said...

NewScotty said...

SP said..

wanking off to the latest best and less catalogue..

Aaah brings back memories of last week sifting through the lingerie and knickers section

Really scotty

I've progressed to Lobster Tube now.
No, no don't Google it

SP

10982 posts

21 Jul 2015 6:59pm

Wtf is lobster tube?
I am not game to google it. The federal police will be on my door?

chrispy

9675 posts

21 Jul 2015 7:00pm

there is way more **** on social media that offends me than hipsters....mac you are the ultimate hipster,or was that not discussed while you sipped coffee....ditch the coffe club,that is a such a hack joint for pensioners,and get your arse down to sunhouse for some good breakfast and decent cup of java

Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

21 Jul 2015 9:23pm

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chrispy said..
there is way more **** on social media that offends me than hipsters....mac you are the ultimate hipster,or was that not discussed while you sipped coffee....ditch the coffe club,that is a such a hack joint for pensioners,and get your arse down to sunhouse for some good breakfast and decent cup of java

Man I'm not cool enough to hang at such a place called sunhouse and I kind of like being a pensioner.

SP

10982 posts

21 Jul 2015 7:24pm

He gets a discount??

Simondo

VIC

8024 posts

21 Jul 2015 9:25pm

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Cobra said..
TED is a shepherd and all sheep should be very nervous .

Sorry Ted, but this is the funniest thing I have heard all day!!

But... I do lead a sheltered life at the minute... I'm in a Government Office... Not many laughs at work... At least I'm working with a few very good quality engineers... We cackle at our stupid engineering jokes!

chrispy

9675 posts

21 Jul 2015 7:25pm

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SP said..
He gets a discount??

its all about the carrot cake

NewScotty

2350 posts

21 Jul 2015 7:26pm

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SP said...
Wtf is lobster tube?
I am not game to google it. The federal police will be on my door?

They haven't knocked on my door yet so you'll be sweet.
Honestly, is just a website showing where the lobster pots are located.

Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

21 Jul 2015 9:27pm

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chrispy said..

SP said..
He gets a discount??

its all about the carrot cake

Lacey and his carrot cake

NewScotty

2350 posts

21 Jul 2015 7:29pm

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Simondo said...

Cobra said..
TED is a shepherd and all sheep should be very nervous .

Come on Simon tell us an Engineering joke.
Are they like the lawyer jokes ?

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