as to the whereabouts of this frother ..... goes by the name of Ted ..... of NZ decent ..... drinks piss like a fish guzzles water ..... always sniffing around for a good point or beachie ..... knows his good food joints ..... and the nicest accommodation ..... has been known to dance nekkid on top of the Point Plommer toilet block ..... isn't all that keen on snakes .....

If you know of this magnificent thing's whereabouts ..... please contact the Beergarden Secretariat of Surf Affairs , Roadtrips & associated Stoke

Provided is this mug shot:-

Great look a like mate but I can't find him in the forest

Yeah, I'm a bit of a late night lurker....I kinda liked Ted's posts, mainly the Tassie ones,

(I'm a big fan of Tass) . He pm'd me once about the shifting sands at the Pass since the mid 70's

as I have/had? a few photos from when I was a kid. Sounds like he had a interesting job.

Cheers.

Further details have emerged .... Ted was at one time a highly expensive Gigolo to discerning clientele in Monte Carlo and was rather affectionately known to the Aristocrats as "The Donkey" .... it is also now thought that Ted is in fact The Stig .... some even say Ted is a Gruyere Cheese mastercraftsman in Switzerland .... the Hawaiian brethren say he is is shaping guns at Weimea & Pipe for Gerry Lopez .... and all the uber-hot chicks in California know of Ted as Maximillian Bentleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey - International Man of Mystery oh hang on that's obct .... geez ....

A cunning plan Pup ...this should flush him out ..no self respecting kiwi can resist...


Yeah Yeah I know bad taste...

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bazz61 said..

Yeah Yeah I know bad taste...

Only if they make the mistake of going down on the poor creature, which is not outside the realms of possibility for most kiwi menfolk

A combination of wet lanoline and burnt corn, so I'm told

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obct said..

bazz61 said..

Yeah Yeah I know bad taste...

Only if they make the mistake of going down on the poor creature, which is not outside the realms of possibility for most kiwi menfolk

A combination of wet lanoline and burnt corn, so I'm told

By the way Vanders I'm in town tomorrow , just for the day, fly in around 6.30 and out again at around 7

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obct said..
By the way Vanders I'm in town tomorrow , just for the day, fly in around 6.30 and out again at around 7

Thanks for the advance notice buddy.

Unfortunatly I'll be in Toowoomba for most the day.

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Macaha said..
Should be sorting the wanks out and encouraging the good back the forum has turned to crap thanks to one

Are you and Downwinder having a lovers tiff?

All this fuss about TeddyBear. Why?

He's a big boy and can look after himself.

i think it is much more important to find out what has happened to that new recruit Mr Hugh Jorgan.

I am sure Ted will return, Kiwis always come back, but Huugh is new and may be very lost, despite being a man of the world. And also being obviously endowed.

Opinions?

ET.

Ted is lost in the jungle ET

I was on the hunt today could these be Ted?

Or

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Macaha said..
Or

Is that the holiday version of up skirting?

Never heard of that term ?

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E T said..
All this fuss about TeddyBear. Why?

He's a big boy and can look after himself.

i think it is much more important to find out what has happened to that new recruit Mr Hugh Jorgan.

I am sure Ted will return, Kiwis always come back, but Huugh is new and may be very lost, despite being a man of the world. And also being obviously endowed.

Opinions?

ET.

Yes ET...I'm with you.
Bring back Hugh.....
Maybe he was just a shooting star that got shot

Hughgo where the hell you been locked up or what? Also AL G is missing

Hugh?? Pfffft, just another fly by nighter.........