OK,
Now for some lighter comments, anecdotes if you like. WARNING, they're all politically incorrect, so forgive me....

One of the first times I met him, I asked what his wife did while he was surfing. "I don't give a F*&ck what she does, she can do what she wants."
On being asked whether there was any surf on a particular Sunday morning. "Nah mate, it's all on-shore and slop, better stay in bed and beg for a root."
I received a text one Saturday morning, light westerlies and lots of sunshine. "It's as flat as an Asian's arse, don't bother."
When is wife Lynda asked him what he was doing one Saturday morning, he said he was going to the beach as usual. Her response was "Oh, so you're going to a meeting of the old ****ters club!" (referring to the fact that most of the locals who surf at Collaroy, especially during the week, are older than dirt)
I'm glad I knew him, life is poorer for his loss, but he had the best turn of phrase I've ever known.
BTW, has anyone notified Rhonda Rottenbox at the Woopi Bowlo?