Asea - 42 cans ....... 7 x fines of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.

asea has attracted these due to breaches such as: Dropping in & threatening to do so openly (could not prove snaking so no charges laid ...as yet) , flinging shizz at the Prez & the Finesmeister far too many times-way way too much shizz, with-holding & not posting piccies of his harem of Longboard Porn , wearing flanellette shirts & obsolete boardies, not posting enough in the Greenroom, too many more to list

**** further charges my be laid due to ongoing investigations into Longboard Draft Tampering in relation to stealthily purchasing so many of 62Mac's boards

Pup -18 cans ....... 3 x fines of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.

Pup has attracted these fines due to: because asea said so , being a kook , got a face like a half-chewed mango , having nothing etc

**** Includes 12 can reduction due to scoring a GODDARD Islander 903

Chrispychruchampion -12 cans ....... 2 x fines of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.

Champion has attracted these fines for the likes of: No current wicked Hairdo & lack of recent movement in this regard buying a shortboard flinging poo at the President unfairly etc

*** Includes a 12 can reduction due to nutting out & providing the Beergarden Girl & Movie plus showing up the room with pure uninhibited stoke

Obct -12 cans ....... 2 x fines of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.

Obs has attracted these fines for the serious matters such as: sleeping "somewhere not easily identified" at the first trip to Pt Plommer not enough Classic Obct Humour being posted , a second sleeping "somewhere not easily identified" episode at the recent trip to Pt Plommer etc

**** Includes a 6 can reduction due to us lads having sympathy for the recent Arrow Log spill also includes a 6 can reduction for posting some farking funny shizz

Scotty88 -24 cans ....... 4 x fines of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.

Scotty has copped these fines for: irregular posting , having a scorching hot Avatar , then not having a scorching hot avatar , then having a scorching hot avatar and not putting out for the room , saying "what is a ........." too many times

SP -12 cans ....... 2 x fines of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.

SP is liable for these fines due to: reminding the Presidente how many boards Asea has scored via stealth, consorting too much in the Shortcock room general mischievous behaviour,being a WestsTigers supporter

**** Includes a 12 can reduction for getting hold of DUDE & posting unreal Vids

Laceys Lane -12 cans ....... 2 x fines of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.

Lace is slapped with these fines due to: Leading us on in regard to purchasing a Longboard , spinning shizz toward the Prez , being & being witnessed under the spell of the 666


Boofy -12 cans ....... 2 x fines of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.

well Boof got these due to: flinging shizz at the Presidente , not regularly posting enough & not yet scoring that GODDARD longboard


Weiry -12 cans ....... 2 x fines of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.

Weirsy is copping these fines because: Where the fark are you brother not posting Piccies of the Trip , we miss the laughing & Bike Pics n Vids

**** Includes a 6 can reduction due to being a courageous bloke , Chrispychampion will know what I mean

The President - 6 cans ....... 1 x fine of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.

the leader of the Empire has attracted these penalties (.... gulp) Somehow providing Asea with multitudes of Board Porn , oh geez I'm getting the "tap on the shoulder" from the stylist right now ...... bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep ....<end>


Simondo -6 cans ....... 1 x fine of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.

Simo san got this one coz' : not stowing away Chrispychampion overseas on one of his wicked trips


Ted the Kiwi -12 cans ....... 2 x fines of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.

Teddy got these slaps for: mounting the dunny roof at Pt Plommer & getting his large hairy doogs out giving a stirring rendition of "I've got big balls" but not posting it up , sleeping "somewhere not easily identified" at the first trip to Pt Plommer

*** Includes a 6 can reduction for making a beautiful Longboard

Billboard -6 cans ....... 1 x fine of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.

BB has attracted a fine due to: Not posting enough in the Beergarden

DUDE -12 cans ....... 2 x fines of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.

the Dude copped these fines for: being MIA , dropping his Boardies for a well known editor/creator & kipping down with fat Agnes & admitting it

**** come back & I'll consider rescinding these ya bastard



+++ Please note that currents scores are FULL STRENGTH beer .... no Cat's Piss is accepted or Tolerated as Beer Fines will apply

@@@ Further fines are pending as SMH hasn't purchased that Tak yet , and a couple of others are skating on thin ice

Pup you and the Prez can both go and get a big fat one up yous

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asea said...
Pup you and the Prez can both go and get a big fat one up yous

..... thats another beer fine














6-pack Full-Strength

Classic Pup

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asea said...
Pup you and the Prez can both go and get a big fat one up yous

So hows your dickie knee

1 case of Emu Lager coming up Pup.

Jen's back - just for you Pup.

pfffft beer fines. if your at my home or with me....you will have beers

I noticed Pup is still getting a red thumb.
Any guesses ?

^^^^nah,but mine and your green have made it all rainbows again

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Scotty88 said...
1 case of Emu Lager coming up Pup.

Sorry Scotty, you should be fined another 20 x cases for trying to pay your original fine with that crap they call Emu Lager.

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I noticed Pup is still getting a red thumb.
Any guesses ?

This really ****S me very unlike the garden,I get reds too but I deserve them and have no problem with it,its meant to be fun so come on whoever you are lighten up

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Locky24 said...

Scotty88 said...
1 case of Emu Lager coming up Pup.

Sorry Scotty, you should be fined another 20 x cases for trying to pay your original fine with that crap they call Emu Lager.

Mate, Pup loves that sh1t.

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Locky24 said...

Scotty88 said...
1 case of Emu Lager coming up Pup.

Sorry Scotty, you should be fined another 20 x cases for trying to pay your original fine with that crap they call Emu Lager.

Mate, Pup loves that sh1t.

he would drink a schooner off arse sweat if you poured them jen

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chrispychru said...

Scotty88 said...

Locky24 said...

Scotty88 said...
1 case of Emu Lager coming up Pup.

Sorry Scotty, you should be fined another 20 x cases for trying to pay your original fine with that crap they call Emu Lager.

Mate, Pup loves that sh1t.

he would drink a schooner off arse sweat if you poured them jen

mmmmmmmmm

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Scotty88 said...

Locky24 said...

Scotty88 said...
1 case of Emu Lager coming up Pup.

Sorry Scotty, you should be fined another 20 x cases for trying to pay your original fine with that crap they call Emu Lager.

Mate, Pup loves that sh1t.

he would drink a schooner off arse sweat if you poured them jen

I'm sure he would.
He always get a touch randy late at night when all you QLDers are pushing ZZZ's.
I think sometimes he thinks he is actually talking to Jen. I try not to lead him on too much.

^^^^^
well if Jen doesn't stand up soon there'll be fines .... teaser[}:)]




oh and thats a fine too young Scotty for repeatedly threatening the Finesmeister with fine payment via Battery Acid in a can .... 6 pack Full-Strength Eastern States quality ale

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BulldogPup said...
^^^^^
well if Jen doesn't stand up soon there'll be fines .... teaser[}:)]




oh and thats a fine too young Scotty for repeatedly threatening the Finesmeister with Battery Acid in can .... 6 pack Full-Strength Eastern States quality ale

So what do you WA boys drink ? Swan Lager ?

^^^^
anything but WA piss mate ..... oh I think the Shortcocks drink Stella Pooooftois I hear

I think Chrispy drinks that pup

referring to the blackmailer

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Scotty88 said...

chrispychru said...

Scotty88 said...

Locky24 said...

Scotty88 said...
1 case of Emu Lager coming up Pup.

Sorry Scotty, you should be fined another 20 x cases for trying to pay your original fine with that crap they call Emu Lager.

Mate, Pup loves that sh1t.

he would drink a schooner off arse sweat if you poured them jen

I'm sure he would.
He always get a touch randy late at night when all you QLDers are pushing ZZZ's.
I think sometimes he thinks he is actually talking to Jen. I try not to lead him on too much.

whaddaya mean sometimes scotty geez you're she's smoking hot