The old cock has an inflamed section of bell end skin sustained from shagging one of his groupies in the Kingscliffe dunes last week & a a quite scandalous dose of pie foot aggravated by an ordinary Steak & Kidney Pie ...
too much horseradish sauce .... it's regal dropknee-edness of Kirradom has gastric softness .... the rumbo smashing old cock of a thing .... touch & go as to whether he'll be fit for selection this weekend ....