Well after delivering my sup to it's new owner today & finalising my order with Mr Del Rosso I paid a visit to a certain Macaha.

After about 1/2 an hour of chit chat none of which was surfing related I asked if he was keen for a few on the weekend to which the reply was "mmmm we'll see, I could take it or leave it" I thought "what the hell?????" Where's his stoke gone???

After an hour visit I left feeling very deflated at the thought of him losing his froth, he showed no interest in new boards & even talked of culling a board or 2.

Maybe while he was in Bali a cleric performed some form of exorcism ritual and is now holding his mojo in a test tube???

It was a very sad day indeed.

He shoud just lay his boards out and look at them for a while,









Or maybe he just needs to switch to soy in his coffee.

How sad Vanders, but I have learnt from past experience that MOJO can be re-installed.

Here is the recipe:-

Take 1 dose of mid tide.
Add 2 doses of off shore breeze, must not exceed 5 knots. This is very important.
Mix in an easterly long period swell of around 3 to 4 foot. Any bigger could cause issues, any smaller could fail.
Stir in 1, 9'6" longboard. Variety can vary, but in this case I would suggest something like a McTavish Evoloution, no particular reason for this choice.
Next add Macaha, no one else should be in the recipe at this stage.
Final ingredient is a GC point break with no- one else out. This is a vital ingredient and is essential for re MOJOing.

Mix all of these ingredients together, start the process by pushing Macaha out there and wait for the explosion.

I would expect total re MOJOing to take all of 5 minutes. If this doesn't work he is a lost cause.
Buy him a coffe and tell him to wait in the car while you take over.

Good luck and let me know if it works.

ET.

They are gorgous looking boards...can't say I've had much stoke lately (at all)...need some fricken waves.....

Vanders may be he is recovering from his o/s trip can't see him loosing the froth but if he offloads me his quiver he might get the stoke back again.

Sounds like melancholia, possibly bought on by an intestinal blockage, very common problem.

I would suggest a high fibre diet along with a course of laxatives, preferably the natural kind, failing that, an enema should do the trick.

Oh what the heck, just go straight to the enema he'll thank you for it

Come to think about it Macaha is too interested in Jim or Gym at the moment

Seen it all before. Hi flying Bali surf trip' comes back home and its not glassy and nice and warm- they think their too good for the locals and local waves
Another 5 KGS of weight around the gut and three weeks on the coffee shop runs and he,ll be back surfing foggies and behind the snapper rocks again

WTF.....****e this isn't happening it is..MACAHA losing the stoke.....no way can't happen,
In the beginning I read Macaha posts and many others (SP, OB,PUP, Chrispy, Ted and the Prez......etc) that where stoked and fully lit...and got stoked myself..this cannot be happening.

Vanders / ET......use the recipe ......pleaaaseeeee for sake of us all up and coming (old) frothers...reset the stoke meter please....

I don't believe you vanders...
A. Mac did not want to surf
B. He did not get excited about the news of a new board.
C.you leave anywhere sad,don't think so

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asea said..

Come to think about it Macaha is too interested in Jim or Gym at the moment

True mate I'm loving the gym so much so I've put on 2 kgs in a week with some help,its all I think about
training with my partner its so rewarding,quiver now on pinetree.

Sorry I will remain as a non surfing forum member,if that's ok?

pppffffffftttttt .... I tell you what mate , I am going to put my finger up your clacker , tweak your nose hairs & then flick your lugs both of them ...... feck sakes , pack the stick(s) git in the car , find a point & smash the bejesus out of everything in sight , perform the most smokingly magnificent roundhouse cutty , drop in on every shortboarder within 1km (then piss in their keylocks on yer way out the carpark)

Geez .... Take the Prez Asea and snake him 5 times before he's blown his first kiss to his groupie chix - that'd be booyeah fun

Fark I am going to smash that dirty great PSH of yours mate


,,,,,,,,, oh and get a Pommegranite up yaaaaaaaaaaaa

Oh come on its not April fools day

Fact have not surfed for over two weeks
Fact not interested in any new boards
Fact frothing to see Lacey and Vanders new exciting weapons.
Fact I have put on 2 kgs in a week

..... oh and mister farking makaha ha ha ha ha ha ha hard on .... you have been BEERFINED and are the new Greenroom Sausage Boy for a period of no less than 1 week .... this is due to a suspected flaccid cock with no stoke - these belong behind HYUNDAI spare parts desks in WA ... NOT in the greenroom

Penalty is 2 sixpacks of beer - no appeal

special delivery for Macaha from Pup





(sorry could not help myself )

well this is what's happened. pup took the presidency from macaha and gave to asea


it was like taking candy from a baby.


macaha has nothing to look forward to other then some dime a dozen crappy knighthood



you heartless bastard pup


i know the devil (chrispy) made you do it.


it's a tough gig be mact's main man- life's cruel

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laceys lane said..

well this is what's happened. pup took the presidency from macaha and gave to asea


it was like taking candy from a baby.


macaha has nothing to look forward to other then some dime a dozen crappy knighthood



you heartless bastard pup


i know the devil (chrispy) made you do it.


it's a tough gig be mact's main man- life's cruel

Lacey my ears are still sizzling like a Prime Asea-bred Angus Steak (you know the ones where his Lordship sticks his arm up their tooties to impart more tenderness ) .... Maka ha ha ha ha Hard on has a limp bellend geez I cannot farking believe this load of pillocks nah I'm doubling the beerfine and increasing his Sausage Boy stint the farker

WOW, you guys have are very witty can you imagine the poor lurkers,they must be thinking WTF

ffs Pup take some order in the room,you have been nominated as The Prez, secret ballot you won,yeha you stud muffin

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Macaha said..

Oh come on its not April fools day

Fact have not surfed for over two weeks
Fact not interested in any new boards
Fact frothing to see Lacey and Vanders new exciting weapons.
Fact I have put on 2 kgs in a week

I've only surfed 3 times in the last 2 weeks (2nd didn't really count). ..sometimes takes some stoking waves to inspire some stoke, couple more weeks & it'll be on...666'ers will be packing away their summer boats & the hipsters will be shopping for their winter nightclub apparel accsesorized wooden Ipoo phone covers & it will be on...the magic will begin, the stoke will arize

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asea said..

ffs Pup take some order in the room,you have been nominated as The Prez, secret ballot you won,yeha you stud muffin

Nah I got nuthin' and beside you two Board Whores have owned more sticks than any other frothers in the southern hemisphere

Fark me ..... McTavish shares have plummeted 18% in the past 3 hours ..... Uncle Bob has cacked in his Diamond encrusted boardies

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MickPC said..

Macaha said..

Oh come on its not April fools day

Fact have not surfed for over two weeks
Fact not interested in any new boards
Fact frothing to see Lacey and Vanders new exciting weapons.
Fact I have put on 2 kgs in a week

I've only surfed 3 times in the last 2 weeks (2nd didn't really count). ..sometimes takes some stoking waves to inspire some stoke, couple more weeks & it'll be on...666'ers will be packing away their summer boats & the hipsters will be shopping for their winter nightclub apparel accsesorized wooden Ipoo phone covers & it will be on...the magic will begin, the stoke will arize

thats so cool.like

have you got your woody phone cover yet lacey

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Macaha said..

have you got your woody phone cover yet lacey

BOOM TISH ..... hmmm a Trendy Metrosexual doo dah cover mister Lacey ..... hmmmmm I detect the aroma of a Beerfine for being a lardy daaa laa laa

Come on PUP don't be hard on Lord Lacey.

He doesn't know that he may well be the first Metrosexual Carpenter on the Goldy.

I think he has what it takes, he drinks tea, he has abs, he paddles a 666, he hangs out with guys who go to the gym.

Yep I think LL is in line for an honour. He certainly has my vote. Maybe Turdy Abbot could make him Sir Lacey.

ET.

Mojo restored,road trip to Noosa and DI coming to you northern guys soon.

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Macaha said..

Mojo restored,road trip to Noosa and DI coming to you northern guys soon.

Well done lad.

That is good news, one is not complete without ones MOJO.

Bet it feels good.
ET.

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E T said..

Come on PUP don't be hard on Lord Lacey.

He doesn't know that he may well be the first Metrosexual Carpenter on the Goldy.

I think he has what it takes, he drinks tea, he has abs, he paddles a 666, he hangs out with guys who go to the gym.

Yep I think LL is in line for an honour. He certainly has my vote. Maybe Turdy Abbot could make him Sir Lacey.

ET.

when i am king you will be first against the wall for those comments mister et




as for wooden phone covers- wood gives me the sh1ts, i hate wood. i can barely tolerate a wooden stringer in my longboards

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laceys lane said..

E T said..

Come on PUP don't be hard on Lord Lacey.

He doesn't know that he may well be the first Metrosexual Carpenter on the Goldy.

I think he has what it takes, he drinks tea, he has abs, he paddles a 666, he hangs out with guys who go to the gym.

Yep I think LL is in line for an honour. He certainly has my vote. Maybe Turdy Abbot could make him Sir Lacey.

ET.

when i am king you will yada yada yada yada yada

Sorry Sir Lace a lot ..... Asea is King of de Goldie .... we can get you the Batboy role however

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thePup said..

laceys lane said..

E T said..

Come on PUP don't be hard on Lord Lacey.

He doesn't know that he may well be the first Metrosexual Carpenter on the Goldy.

I think he has what it takes, he drinks tea, he has abs, he paddles a 666, he hangs out with guys who go to the gym.

Yep I think LL is in line for an honour. He certainly has my vote. Maybe Turdy Abbot could make him Sir Lacey.

ET.

when i am king you will yada yada yada yada yada

Sorry Sir Lace a lot ..... Asea is King of de Goldie .... we can get you the Batboy role however

sorry, i fell asleep what day is it.


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