Flight Announcement for London Outbound Flights, Post Olympics, "Ladies and gentlemen, anybody who wishes to sleep, trade seats with someone in the front of the plane. Everybody else to the back with the Olympians."

This is a funny article...

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great read Simondo - love to be a fly on the wall in that place. How guttered wd you be if your event was not till the last day!!!!!!!!!!!

Imagine being life long committed to something, finally achieving it, done and dusted and then you're staying in a camp with 1000's of super fit, young and hot chicks. It would be the best time of your life.

These stories just make me envious. I thought Uni was good, this is next level.

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CMC said...

Imagine being life long committed to something, finally achieving it, done and dusted and then you're staying in a camp with 1000's of super fit, young and hot chicks. It would be the best time of your life.

These stories just make me envious. I thought Uni was good, this is next level.

Sorry CMC - I do not think Uni can even rate on the same level........it would be like 'The Church' in London every days for 2 weeks.............ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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CMC said...

Imagine being life long committed to something, finally achieving it, done and dusted and then you're staying in a camp with 1000's of super fit, young and hot chicks. It would be the best time of your life.

These stories just make me envious. I thought Uni was good, this is next level.

Anyone else ever attend Uni Games??

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Dazzler75 said...

CMC said...

Imagine being life long committed to something, finally achieving it, done and dusted and then you're staying in a camp with 1000's of super fit, young and hot chicks. It would be the best time of your life.

These stories just make me envious. I thought Uni was good, this is next level.

Anyone else ever attend Uni Games??

Yes...... But the olympics would still have to be 30 levels above that even.

And The Duke really wanted Surfing to be included in the Olympics...

Imagine for a moment, you're a Longboarder in your prime, representing Australia at the Olympics!

You score yourself a Bronze Medal, and the chicks are throwing themselves at you... Then one of the girls decides she wants 'one' on the Longboard. You throw the medal winning longboard onto the bed, she jumps on-board, literally...

Crikey you have an imagination Gromsolo

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CMC said...

Crikey you have an imagination Gromsolo

+1

Whats with this defeatest rational Simondo - a Bronze!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you Aussie boys getting ready for a poor showing at the Olympics?

I reckon Eamon Sullivan and James Magnussen will score very highly outside of the pool. With their events early in the programme expect to see some big performances from these fellas after the medals have been handed out. Although we will never know the truth on these matters I would think that the TAB would have them as short priced favourites as well.

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And The Duke really wanted Surfing to be included in the Olympics...

Imagine for a moment, you're a Longboarder in your prime, representing Australia at the Olympics!

You score yourself a Bronze Medal, and the chicks are throwing themselves at you... Then one of the girls decides she wants 'one' on the Longboard. You throw the medal winning longboard onto the bed, she jumps on-board, literally...

fark that grom man. its a fantasy buddy.....you win 2 gold,1 on your shorty the other on your style stick. then you roam through the village like the sexual tyranosaurus that you are, pickin the best off the best. your swagger is only matched by the amount off stumbling breathless women stumbling from your playpen...some thinking they have gone through a holy experience, others looking to be cleansed through the forgiveness of god..etc etc etc

^ so you have read 50 shades

A nickname perhaps....

Shot gun Simo, spreading his shot far and wide..

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SP said...

A nickname perhaps....

Shot gun Simo, spreading his shot far and wide..

more like sllut

Dyno Slut.. cause he's always blowing up something. . Too far ?

Ted, the Bronze Medal is so I can slide under the radar like Bunker Spreckels.

Sincerely,
The Sllutt!

PS - just trying to keep a health level of insanity!

Wait until you see Chrispy's new wetsuit!

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Simondo said...
Wait until you see Chrispy's new wetsuit!

Ok this has perked my interest.............give us a clue

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Ted the Kiwi said...

Simondo said...
Wait until you see Chrispy's new wetsuit!

Ok this has perked my interest.............give us a clue

im not sure atm... oh big thanks once again to the grom man for doing some running around and checking for me will give you call after my second cold one tomorrow night simgrodo

looks like we have an early leader

www.smh.com.au/sport/duo-causing-ripple-in-training-pool-20120724-22nln.html

So what cap are you wearing Ted flipping and flopping

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Ted the Kiwi said...

looks like we have an early leader

www.smh.com.au/sport/duo-causing-ripple-in-training-pool-20120724-22nln.html