Ok i should really not be letting the secret out,but...

The ultimate summer onshore crappy day weapon...

The ultimate paddling machine...

So stable with a rolls royce kind of luxury ride ...

You become stealth amongst a sea of fools...

Your friends will first laugh at you..then they will hate you...

You will start to convince yourself that this could be the board...

Starting to not give a **** will creep into your life...

This handcrafted weapon should be in your quiver..

The dimensions on the board sum it up 7x something special. And don't be mistaken. This board will get you more waves than your Longboard.

Meet my friend her name is The 3am Pick Up...she is fat and ugly and nobody wants her...but this naughty bitch knows how to get her freak on..you friends will mock you,buy don't take your eyes of her..because they all want to ride her now

The 3am Pick Up

Very nice Chrispy can you order red ones

I bet those Green Flex fins really add to the boards incredible qualities. Can you make sure you give me some warning when you put it up on the Heads Up thread - I have always wanted one of those .................. not

New old saying,

Riding a soft top is like farking a fat chick

It's a heap of fun until your friends find out

There's a guy down here that rides a soft board a fair bit and he goes good on it. If it puts a smile on your face ......

Ted i was going to put my shapers carbon am2 in but thought i would rip the boxes out,so i made a hi tech decision with kelly green flex fins. The difference really shown on my 5 turn slide cut backs lol

Obct you are so on the money...my softee gets me hard... i guess thats why tbey are blue pill shaped weapons...so no red mac

Dont whatever floats your boat with me smh you dirty rotten fu king 666 turncoat

Seriously though it will get some serious use i think

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obct said...
New old saying,

Riding a soft top is like farking a fat chick

It's a heap of fun until your friends find out

Then they want a go???

Softies are good fun.. Straight through the flags, don't have to lug more **** with kids..
I have a 7'6 I bought to teach my nephew to surf it paddles into anything

and this summers weapon is a twin, im picked up.



Be interesting to see if I can even stand on it, it's 48 inches or something like that..

Fark me! These things aren't cheap :O

Yeah...

Riding a soft top on Acid...





Always buy in winter and second hand Mr K...

"Bought to teach my child to surf, used once and has been in the garage since" are the words to look for...

Even Surfstitch when they have those 40% of sale items sales are a good opportunity to buy one at reasonable price. The RRP is theft...

i'm sure ASEA would agree, never pay retail. get someone else to buy it new

Hahaha. Did Chrispy Dawg get banned for this wonderful thread?

SP, I like your style. 40% surfstitch it will be.

LOL great vid SP...one should never underestimate the fun potential of the soft top. I've been meaning to get one myself, great addition to the summer quiver. So good for surfing amongst summer beachie crowds when there's only one sandbank

What's the saying

"There aint no ugly women after 2am"..

A local guy surfs one of these well...just doesn't like the glass kind.

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surfbroker said..
What's the saying

"There aint no ugly women after 2am"..

A local guy surfs one of these well...just doesn't like the glass kind.

Hey SB,how are you up for a trip to Crescent in November

For posting soft top pics Chrispy gets 4 days
Pffffffffffft Chrispy should of got a year.
We know who Lauries little pets are.
Lacey got life for a selfie ,just saying.

The standards are dropping round here these are real fkn boards

And Finless this is finless

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The standards are dropping round here these are real fkn boards

Wow when I first read this.. I thought someone had hacked tow balls account...and I was right. It has not one spelling mistake...in fact it is so perfect I thought is there someone from new Zealand that is that clever...then I saw some of your recent posts towball...back to your best

The board is farking awesome...awesome spelt with a A not a O bro I do like David Tua though

Chrispy out of the sin bin

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towball said...




The standards are dropping round here these are real fkn boards

Wow when I first read this.. I thought someone had hacked tow balls account...and I was right. It has not one spelling mistake...in fact it is so perfect I thought is there someone from new Zealand that is that clever...then I saw some of your recent posts towball...back to your best

The board is farking awesome...awesome spelt with a A not a O bro I do like David Tua though

Never seen a Stinger on a longboard before. Interesting how the side fins are a lot further forward on the Stinger.

TB - whats the diff in width in those two boards please?

Gee that blokes website is good to have a click around.. Heaps of interesting boards..

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SP said..
Gee that blokes website is good to have a click around.. Heaps of interesting boards..

Yes Roger is not scarred of thinking out of the box , he's about 8 hours drive away from here I call in when going past always remembers my name , bloody hard to walk out of there without ordering something Think I might have to get a flow soon

Hey TB dont you wish Chrispy had that board when he dropping on you damaging your brand new board at snapper

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SP said..
Yeah...

Riding a soft top on Acid...





Always buy in winter and second hand Mr K...

"Bought to teach my child to surf, used once and has been in the garage since" are the words to look for...

Even Surfstitch when they have those 40% of sale items sales are a good opportunity to buy one at reasonable price. The RRP is theft...

i'm sure ASEA would agree, never pay retail. get someone else to buy it new

That 'riding a soft top on acid' clip had me laughing out loud.......until I realised- he's actually bloody clever!!!!!

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Macaha said..
Hey TB dont you wish Chrispy had that board when he dropping on you damaging your brand new board at snapper

Ha Ha nice one Mac You know all those Mct Boards are still around here the people have keep them says heaps

Now Chrispy, we all know you actually mean one of these...