Back to top

New to Sydney

Created by MPMK MPMK  > 9 months ago, 7 Nov 2016
Register to post, see what you've read, and subscribe to topics.
MPMK
MPMK

8 posts

7 Nov 2016 5:09am
Hi All,
My name is Michael, 36, have spent most of the past decade out of the water, and have just recently just re-located to Sydney. I grew up body boarding & short boarding but last week bought a 8' minimal, as I am recovering from a broken leg.

I live in the city and do not have a vehicle, but can access Manly & Cronulla by Ferry / train.

Wondering if there is a community of longboarders / mini mal riders that get together from time to time? Just wanting to meet some longboarders in Sydney.

Cheers!
obct
obct

NSW

3487 posts

7 Nov 2016 9:41am

Your age means you can fall in with either the young ones down to 18, or the old farts up to 55, I'm in the next group up, the ancient group, to join us, you need to suffer from piles, failing eye sight, a hernia, deafness, bad back, bad knees, erectile dysfunction, irritable bowel syndrome, incontinence, please note, no single ailment is sufficient, you must have all of them.

I don't know about Cronulla, I'm sure there's a few groups down that you can fall into once you get chatty in the line up and you don't drop in or if you do, you apologize profusely.

Manly may be a problem, there are some groups there, but there's also a lot of backpackers and overseas students always in the water and in the way.

If you see hipsters surfing without a leash, avoid them, they will never let you in unless you can prove you eat a certain quantity of Kale each week.

Best to just watch out for the guys that are about your age and ability, something's bound to happen that will make you laugh or get you talking, a clean up set, dolphins splashing around, someone ripping, someone wiping out bad, etcetera.

Pity you don't have a car, it would probably be easier for you to find a good crew north from Harbord.








Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

7 Nov 2016 9:56am
Join Surfrider's Manly branch - lots of nice people there to show you the ropes whilst doing something positive for the surf community !

Tough times OB with that dis function you are mentioning. I drop you off some tissues next time we catch up
chrispy
chrispy

WA

9675 posts

7 Nov 2016 7:35am
Select to expand quote
Ted the Kiwi said..
Join Surfrider's Manly branch - lots of nice people there to show you the ropes whilst doing something positive for the surf community !

Tough times OB with that dis function you are mentioning. I drop you off some tissues next time we catch up


wont need to drop tissues off with that dysfunction ted....save them for yourself....the weekend of kiwi tears bahahaha
bazz61
bazz61

QLD

3570 posts

7 Nov 2016 3:16pm
Select to expand quote
chrispy said..

Ted the Kiwi said..
Join Surfrider's Manly branch - lots of nice people there to show you the ropes whilst doing something positive for the surf community !

Tough times OB with that dis function you are mentioning. I drop you off some tissues next time we catch up



wont need to drop tissues off with that dysfunction ted....save them for yourself....the weekend of kiwi tears bahahaha


lol ...wait till the final in 2 weeks ......you will need the tissues...!
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

7 Nov 2016 4:51pm
They need tissues now for their cricket team disgrace - is that 9 matches in a row they have now lost ummmmm interesting
bazz61
bazz61

QLD

3570 posts

7 Nov 2016 5:13pm
Select to expand quote
Ted the Kiwi said..
They need tissues now for their cricket team disgrace - is that 9 matches in a row they have now lost ummmmm interesting


Tux
Tux

Tux

VIC

3829 posts

8 Nov 2016 7:15am
Select to expand quote
Ted the Kiwi said..
They need tissues now for their cricket team disgrace - is that 9 matches in a row they have now lost ummmmm interesting



Ted told me he goes up to Oxford street when he wants to find groups of guys to hang with

(Thats for the cricket comment)
MPMK
MPMK

8 posts

8 Nov 2016 4:51am
Select to expand quote
obct said..

Your age means you can fall in with either the young ones down to 18, or the old farts up to 55, I'm in the next group up, the ancient group, to join us, you need to suffer from piles, failing eye sight, a hernia, deafness, bad back, bad knees, erectile dysfunction, irritable bowel syndrome, incontinence, please note, no single ailment is sufficient, you must have all of them.

I don't know about Cronulla, I'm sure there's a few groups down that you can fall into once you get chatty in the line up and you don't drop in or if you do, you apologize profusely.

Manly may be a problem, there are some groups there, but there's also a lot of backpackers and overseas students always in the water and in the way.

If you see hipsters surfing without a leash, avoid them, they will never let you in unless you can prove you eat a certain quantity of Kale each week.

Best to just watch out for the guys that are about your age and ability, something's bound to happen that will make you laugh or get you talking, a clean up set, dolphins splashing around, someone ripping, someone wiping out bad, etcetera.

Pity you don't have a car, it would probably be easier for you to find a good crew north from Harbord.









Thanks OBCT - Well, the vast majority of my personal and commercial friends are in their 50's and 60's - but alas, whilst I have been burdened with some of the aforementioned aliments, I do not meet your full criteria! Thanks for the additional information!
MPMK
MPMK

8 posts

8 Nov 2016 4:51am
Select to expand quote
Ted the Kiwi said..
Join Surfrider's Manly branch - lots of nice people there to show you the ropes whilst doing something positive for the surf community !

Tough times OB with that dis function you are mentioning. I drop you off some tissues next time we catch up


Thanks for the suggestion!
Macaha
Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

8 Nov 2016 9:25am
Best advice I can give you is get the hell out of there.
MPMK
MPMK

8 posts

10 Nov 2016 11:00am
Select to expand quote
Macaha said..
Best advice I can give you is get the hell out of there.


Hmm... go on...
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

10 Nov 2016 3:10pm
Mac is suggesting you move to the Gold Coast like everyone else
MPMK
MPMK

8 posts

11 Nov 2016 5:31am
May need to give that suggestion a miss....
chrispy
chrispy

WA

9675 posts

11 Nov 2016 1:33pm
Select to expand quote
MPMK said...
May need to give that suggestion a miss....


Smart man...

i think you can also go on surfing Australia website and look up Longboards clubs. So you should be able to find a few there
MPMK
MPMK

8 posts

12 Nov 2016 6:18am
Thanks for the heads up, Chrispy! Cheers.
NewScotty
NewScotty

2350 posts

12 Nov 2016 1:00pm
Try Bondi mate and run over a few hipsters for me will ya
Al G
Al G

NSW

7704 posts

12 Nov 2016 4:20pm
Select to expand quote
NewScotty said..
Try Bondi mate and run over a few hipsters for me will ya


hahaha,good one Scotty
MPMK
MPMK

8 posts

1 Dec 2016 11:05am
Select to expand quote
NewScotty said..
Try Bondi mate and run over a few hipsters for me will ya


Ha!
End of posts
Please Register, or first...
Topics Subscribe Reply

Return To Classic site