The (old) next door neighbors have built down the road, and sold up. New neighbor just moved in. She's a slim blonde thing with bolt-on cannons. Husband is away a lot, and is a pilot. She happily divulges this information!

I know my wife has not noticed her, or talked to her yet, because my wife hasn't come back in and said, "if you touch that piece of trash that just moved in next door, I'll cut your balls off!!!"

The grey re-growth under the blonde (and a few other things), doesn't do it for me.

I don't know how to raise the topic with my wife. Sure as hell I can't say, "I spoke briefly with the new neighbor, Bec, and she said her husband is away a lot, and she's got bolt-ons"... Or maybe I should just tell her?

Simondo said..
The (old) next door neighbors have built down the road, and sold up. New neighbor just moved in. She's a slim blonde thing with bolt-on cannons. Husband is away a lot, and is a pilot. She happily divulges this information!
I know my wife has not noticed her, or talked to her yet,

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I wanna know why your old neighbours moved away from you just down the road was it some thing you did

boofy said..

thePup said..

I wanna know whether she's got a landing strip or a burmuda triangle boof

If she wants to attract Simondo its going to have to be a big capitol M

I wouldn't mind seeing that one done .... imagine that

boofy said...
I wanna know why your old neighbours moved away from you just down the road was it some thing you did

Kept hitting on the wife maybe

And SMH... Good to see a post from u

does she surf ? thats all that really should concern us

the Aussie thing and neighbourly thing to do is ...

Pork her then Pork her Husband

weiry said..

the Aussie thing and neighbourly thing to do is ...

Pork her then Pork her Husband

weiry, got a good laugh out of that one

boofy said..
go and have a surf and a wank

preferably not at the same time?

Hhahah