The (old) next door neighbors have built down the road, and sold up. New neighbor just moved in. She's a slim blonde thing with bolt-on cannons. Husband is away a lot, and is a pilot. She happily divulges this information!

I know my wife has not noticed her, or talked to her yet, because my wife hasn't come back in and said, "if you touch that piece of trash that just moved in next door, I'll cut your balls off!!!"

The grey re-growth under the blonde (and a few other things), doesn't do it for me.

I don't know how to raise the topic with my wife. Sure as hell I can't say, "I spoke briefly with the new neighbor, Bec, and she said her husband is away a lot, and she's got bolt-ons"... Or maybe I should just tell her?

Love how you go from slim blonde thing with bolt on cannons to bit of grey hair doesnt do it for me like your trying to talk yourself out of it go and have a surf and a wank she spells trouble

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Simondo said..
The (old) next door neighbors have built down the road, and sold up. New neighbor just moved in. She's a slim blonde thing with bolt-on cannons. Husband is away a lot, and is a pilot. She happily divulges this information!
I know my wife has not noticed her, or talked to her yet,

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

The only thing this has got to do with longboarding is when you come home and find yours on the footpath with a bag of your clothes and the crap CDs and movies your wife never wanted to admit she hated!

I wanna know why your old neighbours moved away from you just down the road was it some thing you did

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thePup said..

I wanna know whether she's got a landing strip or a burmuda triangle boof

If she wants to attract Simondo its going to have to be a big capitol M

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boofy said..

thePup said..

I wanna know whether she's got a landing strip or a burmuda triangle boof

If she wants to attract Simondo its going to have to be a big capitol M

I wouldn't mind seeing that one done .... imagine that

Its such a bummer when people don't measure up. I'm sure her husband loves her though. Great post "grom man "

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boofy said...
I wanna know why your old neighbours moved away from you just down the road was it some thing you did

Kept hitting on the wife maybe

And SMH... Good to see a post from u

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SP said..

And SMH... Good to see a post from u

+1 Welcome back - your input has been missed.


As for the bolt ons - its fair to say that I have no objections to them as a general rule

does she surf ? thats all that really should concern us

Still not surfing properly but stripped right down weight wise and training so its getting closer. Moving a lot better.

the Aussie thing and neighbourly thing to do is ...

Pork her then Pork her Husband

Nice work smh - hope you are back out in the water shortly on the LB !

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weiry said..

the Aussie thing and neighbourly thing to do is ...

Pork her then Pork her Husband

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weiry, got a good laugh out of that one

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laceys lane said..


weiry, got a good laugh out of that one

Did you spill your coffee?

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boofy said..
go and have a surf and a wank

preferably not at the same time?

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AnthonyG said..

boofy said..
go and have a surf and a wank

preferably not at the same time?

some unkind types might say it's the same thing

Hhahah