Well it is that time again Brethren ...... the Beergarden pisstroughs annual maintenance & descale ... the spittoons require their HP steamclean ... the 2468 pairs of knickers once owned by hot strumpets thrown at the feet of the Prince of Pies (the Aseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Longroom Prez yehaaaa) must be donated to the needy ... Cobra's scales must be scrubbed or the filthy starker will contract scabies (geez gotta remember to chain the pr!ck up , he'll be trying to slither off into town & shag all the hookers tonite ) ... Macahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha will be picking up another one directly, somewhere someplace some brutha's gettin' a bloody good shag ... in another spot anutha brutha is gettin' a wave in before hitting the piss tonight ...


.... so without further adieu ... to all Frothereal Farkers , Sons of the Stokescent , highly polished Magnificent Bastards of the incredibly handsome kind , Hard Charging C-C-C-C-Carnties , Harbourers of HooHaaaa , Purveyors of Pornography & the common boardslut , Is it Wicked Sleaze or a Longboard Disease , Fearless Fangsters , the Double Overhead Bulletti , Jen Hawkins's titties , but I'll settle for Adriana Lima legs , all the delightful Piggies I haven't made Sausage out of before & plonk unsplashed ...

2017 be in with you .... favourable winds & good shizz swell with ye .... I have hopped on one shank 3 times , scratched my left Frizelli twice , patted my head 4 times , and blown my snout once along with burning an old pair of wetties that have been pissed in

Get a big fat ripe juicy sweet Innisfail 100% Organic Local hybrid Mango up youse ..... time to get farken smashed

A Happy New Year to you Mr Pup,go skitch em in 2017 mate

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thePup said..
Well it is that time again Brethren ...... the Beergarden pisstroughs annual maintenance & descale ... the spittoons require their HP steamclean ... the 2468 pairs of knickers once owned by hot strumpets thrown at the feet of the Prince of Pies (the Aseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Longroom Prez yehaaaa) must be donated to the needy ... Cobra's scales must be scrubbed or the filthy starker will contract scabies (geez gotta remember to chain the pr!ck up , he'll be trying to slither off into town & shag all the hookers tonite ) ... Macahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha will be picking up another one directly, somewhere someplace some brutha's gettin' a bloody good shag ... in another spot anutha brutha is gettin' a wave in before hitting the piss tonight ...


.... so without further adieu ... to all Frothereal Farkers , Sons of the Stokescent , highly polished Magnificent Bastards of the incredibly handsome kind , Hard Charging C-C-C-C-Carnties , Harbourers of HooHaaaa , Purveyors of Pornography & the common boardslut , Is it Wicked Sleaze or a Longboard Disease , Fearless Fangsters , the Double Overhead Bulletti , Jen Hawkins's titties , but I'll settle for Adriana Lima legs , all the delightful Piggies I haven't made Sausage out of before & plonk unsplashed ...

2017 be in with you .... favourable winds & good shizz swell with ye .... I have hopped on one shank 3 times , scratched my left Frizelli twice , patted my head 4 times , and blown my snout once along with burning an old pair of wetties that have been pissed in

Get a big fat ripe juicy sweet Innisfail 100% Organic Local hybrid Mango up youse ..... time to get farken smashed

Ahh Pupster. Whilst I haven't contributed this year. I have never ceased following the members of the Geenroom. Though I will say one or two members have checked on the reasons for my absence.
i share your thoughts and wishes for 2017 and extend them to all in the Greenroom.

personally I am very pleased to see 2016 over and done with, it has been the worst Farken year of all my 62 years of life.
Viral Pnuemonia - 3 times.
Whooping cough.
Diagnosed with Obstructive Sleep Apnea.
Total shoulder reconstruction right shoulder.
Snapped my long arm bicep tendon left arm.

If that wasn't enough a few of months ago my wife says she's finished and is away off elsewhere.

Well I am on the up and moving forward at a great rate. New accommodation, new every bit of Farken furniture you can think of etc etc etc

I can't wait for 2017 to rock around.

Just st to make it a bit more exciting I am off to dinner with my new neighbour a very fine lass with all the right accessories.

Good bye 2016 and a great new year to all in the Greenroom.

See you all in the Greenroom in 2017.

ET.

Best wishes for the new year to the lot of you, especially you ET!

Well well well another years rolls,its been a year highs and lows.

The Greenroom is one I visit often,it helps keep me sane and stocked.

You guys are the best and I really mean that because you keep me coming back again and again.
Sometimes we go too far,who are we to judge or know that somebody may be going thought a hard time we all
keep things close to our hearts and sometimes put up a front.

Pup I've enjoyed your move here I just think you have delivered to longest crap surf I can remember,but I still love you.
ET, you have just made my day by posting,its that simple or I should say I'm a simple man,if its red,white and black I hooked.
ET,please hang with us I've missed your posts and next time your down hit me up or lets do a camp Byron thing.

Ted,I love catching up with you in Bali and drinking too much,it always works,some how we are often there at the same time.

Sure I miss my old mate Lacey,miss the crap hanging but thats what friends do right.

I'm not going to mention all but you all are in my thoughts often and I hope everybody has a great 2017.

The QLD boys love hanging with you,you inspire me and I cant thank you enough,Chrispy you are an Inspiration with your positive posts.
Asea you are god love your work in and out of the water I love our seriously long chats thanks mate.
Vanders you are truly the the froth king.

By now you should all be crying haha,enjoy the night lads thanks again,I've got a full crew here at home so have a good one and see you all in 17

ET hang here buddy.

Peace and love from the mac machine.

Good morning fellas and a happy new year to you all.

Thanks for the honest appraisal of your 2016 ET, I can only think and wish that 2017 will be so much better for you.
Mac, I appreciate the kind words and thank you too for your friendship and your original support and welcome when I first joined this crazy bunch, it certainly has kept me inspired.

I've also had the please of surfing and or spending time with Chrispy, ASEA, Pup, Lacey, Ted, Lance, Al G, Obct, Michael R, Spazz, Jas & Fenna and Towball as well as our legend shapers Ronnie G and Mr SDR and feel privileged to call you all mates, you all keep it real and me coming back for more, no wonder I feel like I'm always frothing!!!!

May everyone here in the greenroom have a safe & prosperous 2017.

V

A very happy new year, be safe, be happy, be on some great surf, keep noseriding

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Good morning fellas and a happy new year to you all.

Thanks for the honest appraisal of your 2016 ET, I can only think and wish that 2017 will be so much better for you.
Mac, I appreciate the kind words and thank you too for your friendship and your original support and welcome when I first joined this crazy bunch, it certainly has kept me inspired.

I've also had the please of surfing and or spending time with Chrispy, ASEA, Pup, Lacey, Ted, Lance, Al G, Obct, Michael R, Spazz, Jas & Fenna and Towball as well as our legend shapers Ronnie G and Mr SDR and feel privileged to call you all mates, you all keep it real and me coming back for more, no wonder I feel like I'm always frothing!!!!

May everyone here in the greenroom have a safe & prosperous 2017.

V

Mornin V,Thanks mate,it was a pleasure and fun to spend time with you,Ted and Pup.Hope we can get to do it again this year sometime,with some nice waves for us
Great post Mac,hope to meet up with ya this year sometime mate
Great to see ya back ET,I hope 2017 will be a whole lot better for ya mate,as they say" the tide comes back in eventually"hang in there mate
Hope all you fellas here have an excellent and safe New Year!...

Happy New Year everyone, hope you all have a good one...& that goes double for you ET...cheers guys

Happy NY to all of you. You are an eclectic bunch of good people who all keep me stoked about aurf and life. We are all different and unique but share a similar passion which is super cool.

Hang in there ET, sounda like a rough year for you. Time heals all wounds and im sure 2017 will be a good reset year for you. You know where to come to chat with your bros

Thanks for your honest report on 2016 ET..I sincerely hope you've turn the corner of the bad run stakes and '17 is going to be a cracker for you ..and all Breezers for that matter....Although I haven't seen eye to eye with some on the NRL topic, I appreciate to each his own.

I'm another who's glad to see the end of 2016 and looking to some:
Good Health..
A rise in Super returns..
Good waves with less crowds ( dreamin'..wake up you idiot)
Good (affordable) vino..

Thankfully this hot summer has brought out the best of the female form and the optic at the local has been .. outstanding.

mmmmmmmmmmm ..... well ..... while Hughie withheld sex for the newy & provided an evil syphilitic nthly ..... not all was doom & gloom on the Beergarden Front .....

... Hipsters have now been classified as Beergarden vermin & pestilence .....
... Roast Pork has been officially admitted as a "Longroom Food of the Gods" .....
... Fruit Mince Pies have been placed on the "dodgy as a 3 cent piece" list,they're just no bloody good for ya champion hey..
... We are absolutely farking certain we will see some frother hit the magical "5 new boards in a calendar year" mark & be classified as Beergarden Boardwhore Demigod .....
... A new Beergarden Bill has been passed through the Longboard Senate ..... From Jan 1,2017 - "any Greenroom member who goes out & proceeds to surf like a bitch & fails dismally to smash the fark out of it" - will be Beerfined , up to but not limited to , 12 Stubs of full strength BEER .....
... Coffs Harbour has been officially placed on the Beergarden Shaper of Choice "You farking beautiful magnificent thing" list


... in the NRL , we think the Titties could be a farking good thing in 2017 , in fact we think all 3 QLD sides look farking dangerous , we think the Greysuits may very well go back to back , farken Melbo will be around farkers always are , few darkhorses in it too .....



ET ...... mate just keep ya beak pointing straight ahead , take it a day at a time - plenty of us in here to PM for anything .... we gotta do a Northern Surftrip so we'll call by & clip you around the lugs , keep you honest champion now get a big fat Mango up you son

wow you dribble some **** mate!!

^ LOL Happy New Year...Kath

Come on now, you gotta admit roast pork is pretty fricken good

The NY is almost done but the cool kids from the greenroom just can't stop partying.





All the best for 2017 and may all your cutbacks be crisp and clean.


Ps. Is that Vanders in the white T shirt?

Sure is and thats Pup over his shoulder.

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The NY is almost done but the cool kids from the greenroom just can't stop partying.





All the best for 2017 and may all your cutbacks be crisp and clean.


Ps. Is that Vanders in the white T shirt?

At least I'm still standing Ob, looks like you had trouble finding your feet after waking up at the beach.

Vanders, you fool That was last years pic, I had my arse shaved for this year

You're one handsome bugger OB man that's the style we all should aim for.

ET.

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Vanders, you fool That was last years pic, I had my arse shaved for this year

Sorry my bad.

Happy (belated) New Year gents.
On my 6th day in Fiji and just turned on my iPad (just the way I like it).
So good to relax and not work for at least 2 weeks a year.
No mobile phone and no farkin leaf blowers (my pet hate as a few of you will know).
2017 is the year I get back into surfing as its been 20 years.
take care the green room

Good to see you back ET.