Dear Penthouse
I never thought I would ever be writing to you because I never believed anything like this could ever happen to me, but it has. I was at work yesterday when the new head of HR came it to see me, she's a tall leggy blond with tits like rocks and an ass like .....
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So then she just gets up, wipes her chin and walks out of my office like nothing has happened, and leaves me to clean up the mess.
Yours truly
Freddy Fapper